Is This Illegal?
Earlier, I posted some pictures of a pop group I've never heard of called Miss Lolitas. Well, here's one of their videos for a song called "Party Starters." Before we start, I'm going to need to see some IDs. Hand me one of those scanners and slide these girls' IDs over! Because if they aren't of age, their parents should be in the clink. Well, their parents should be in the clink either way, but they should have to serve a few life sentences if these girls were born before 1991.
Age aside, this shit is a monumental achievement in videomaking! It's like mini versions of the Rock of Love Bus hos ran out of booze and went on a rampage through the streets of Los Angeles to find more of the sweet nectar! Even though this shit looks like it was filmed using a janked-up video cell phone found in a urinal at Les Deux, I can't fault it! Anything that was shot guerrilla-style at my favorite haunts (McDonald's, Target, gas stations, used car dealerships, various street corners, etc...) is a masterpiece in my book.
And I don't even want to know how they paid for this $2 dollah video or where they got those 1980s slutty wrestler outfits. Again, I want to see some IDs and birth certificates!
(Thanks Kristen)
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wrong on so many levels!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqrxfI7rY1U
If you want them to be successful.
1. The dress code has to go. They are teens not adults.
2. They look like sweet teenage girls. Why ruin there rep like this?
3. Name a teen singer with the same dress code?
4. Who told you sex sells on teens?
5. Maybe this video could of been filmed at a H.S. a teen pool party. School bus arriving at local H.S., teachers dancing, kids on desks,girls partying. It is a video filmed around adults. not a good idea.
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what the fuck was this shit?
holy
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
Remember when the band made music and the skanky sluts (no offense to everyone here) would hang out to fuck the band. Now the skanky sluts are the band
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The GTOs?! Hello?!
This hasn't been new since at least 1968.
Zappa's girlband..
One of them in particular really scares me... she has a strange face.
That was a parody. There's no way in hell that was serious. As a parody, it was pretty good.
If that was serious, we're all fucked.
These girls are 15 and 16. Their parents should be ashamed and embarrased.....How pathetic that fame means that much to them that they would pimp their girls out as hookers.
OMG. This is the epitome of Hollywood wanna be stardom. This video embraces the ugly that it is! Its great they included the corner of Santa Monica and Highland and the Donut Time where all the drugged out tranny whores hang out. Awesome! Partying on the streets of Melrose East/ Sta Monica and Vine etc isn't starting the kind of party people may be thinking of. Not unless you're looking for meth and whores. These girls are gonna go far!
Seems like they had quite a bit of trouble getting that party started.
I feel bad for the baby-whores. Back when I thought the only route to sexy town was to look like Jon Benet after discovering the attention of men was fun, me and my friend made a video that still utterly and completely humiliates me to this day. And no one even saw it because THANK THE LORD JESUS i grew from the ages 12-17 before youtube was on the planet.
Anyway, this is going to haunt them for a while and they're clearly not old enough to add that up in their beweaved heads.I just got back from Vegas and I want to know why every girl likes to look like carbon copies of Dj Lady Tribe these days?
Greatest video ever made, or THE Greatest Video ever made? You decide.
... No, really. That was terrible. I can't believe I watched the whole thing.
4 minutes proving my comment this morning: Music has no soul any more.
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i dont get it...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I think one of these hookers in training is packing some meat. If you have to use so much autotune that you can't understand the words anymore maybe it's time to pick a new profession.
It's like the opening of a porn movie. I was waiting for the DP.
I love that nobody is impressed by these "party starters".
I see they're having a little trouble riding the big girl bikes. Maybe we should put the training wheels back on. And yeah, they didn't start a party. That was the stupidest video I've seen in my entire life. And what's with the one girl doing random acrobatics? Wow, you can do an incorrect backbend and a front walkover. There's some talent right there. *rolls eyes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
A bunch of ugly little whores! Go back to school, skanks.
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Ha ha ha!! OMIGOD, the looks on the bystanders faces are epic hilarious!
I see a successful career of pole dancing in these girl's future.
The best part is the reaction of the passerby. They don't look happy... just confused! LMAO
Shit... making Heidi look like a true, classy professional in comparison. Not easy to do, but they managed it.
I feel the faint glimmer of Long Island and sluts...is this a Michael Lohan production?
Submitted by shazam on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:50am.
They've completely ripped off the Dolly Rockers!
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I think they were just off their rockers. Period.
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Bottom-feeder.
And it pains me to say this, but if I had to spend eternity in hell watching either this video or Heidi Pratt's music video, I'd stick with Heidi.
Ick.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Lord, I don't want to be mean, I mean, they're obviously reading this (check out their facebook page - they've linked twice to dlisted - - not sure why they would want to draw attention to MK's posts, but hey, I guess negative press is better than no press), but I don't get this. Why don't people have to be 1) beautiful, 2) talented vocalists, or 3) talented dancers anymore to get noticed? Who in the hell invited them to whatever teen awards show that was with Mini-Cyrus? I know its a kids show, but it still has to have SOME standards, right? And clearly they're still in high school - - so 16? Why are they dressed like street walkers?
I feel like, thanks to youtube and the interwebz, anybody who is enough of a famewhore, and yes, is willing to dress like a little whore, is able to become famous. Our standards for entertainment as a society have plummeted to new and appalling depths.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Aw, I like 'em!
I wonder how many Bumpits were hiding in those weaves?
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They've completely ripped off the Dolly Rockers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB1qVJVvjFA
Outrageous!
I like how they're van has it spelled ParTy, like guys who are looking for Tina, aka crystal meth. Also, its directed by Fable Jonze-- sounds like a high-concept drag queen.
My god... I just barfed in my mouth a bit. 15 seconds was enough and too much.
Anyone else appreciate the irony of the fact that the entire video, they literally do not start a single party?
Wow. Really incredible. I'm not sure I've ever seen a group of more uncoordinated, rhythm-less mini-sluts. There's no way these girls are over the age of 16. Where the hell did they learn how to dance? They look like they're having seizures. It must be really difficult to jump around like that and lip-sync too. Wow. Just, wow. If this video blows up on the internet I'm going to shoot myself in the face so I never have to see or hear about it again.
So You Think You Can Skank?
One of them is a dead ringer for Alexis Arquette.
Hideous. Just fucking awful. But read my blog, lol. http://jayden101.blogspot.com/
If I handed these pre-teen tramps two dollars I would be expecting change.
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MK, I nominate the hot bitch at 3:40 to be Hot Slut of The Day!
Their YouTube account is suspended and on their website they spell the group name with an apostrophe.
Come on, Jizz, you gotta miss something from the forum! What about those anal pics the porn spammers used to post? Those were kinda nice...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I have no idea Lory but I hope it never comes back with Sherry that rides the short bus.
see, this is the kind of shit my sister and I would pull back in the late 80's...and the craptastic music on the casio in the basement...thinkin we're all cool and shit...difference was......no internet!
We coulda been STARS!!;)
pedo-bear strikes again! this is all kinds of wrong.
they make Expose' look like Einsteins
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Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 12:50am.
Thank you Allah, the forum is gone and so is Sherry.
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Hey there Jizz! Long time no see! Do you know if the forum closing is a temporal or a permanent thing?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I could only make it about 15seconds in to that. WT-oversynthesized, bleachblonde, bimbo,-F was that?
It just goes to show that these days, a basic willingness to take your clothes off and behave like a whore = talent. I must be a superstar! :D
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 12:39am.
Ha! That's what I'm talking about!
Slutty banananarama.
I don't get it. Why would this be illegal? If these girls are underage, its not like they are showing their tits or anything.
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Thank you Allah, the forum is gone and so is Sherry.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 12:46am.
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Thanks for the visual. Ewww.
http://data1.blog.de/blog/d/dopplereffect/img/funny-cow-pic.jpg
i hate my local supermarket. I was so hungover yesterday I had to go upstairs and eat a bunch of sushi before i could face the bitch i couldnt face finding a coin for the cart. Im gonna get these idiots and their gas can in for a PA (3 Dollars. one each) that way they can clear the aisles so i can get round quicker.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....