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love this show MK!
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If you guys really want to see serious bitchface, watch Kerry Vincent on EVERY SINGLE ep of the Food Network Cake Challenges. They always have three competitors and she pretty much insults all their cakes in front of their faces. To die. She just stands there with her with her gorgeous trademark headband, looking like a bug flew up her ass (Chanel, I think).

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seen it! love her bitch face and voice!

LOVE this bitch and LOVE her show!

THIS BITCH!! I love her and her show...and she's fierce in a pencil skirt!! Love her cuntface and smackdown of all the bratty 25 year olds that want to buy half a million dollar homes on a 140k budget! haha

HSOTM contendah for sure!

That's too funny that other people have a PV drinking game. We started one a few weeks ago- drink every time someone says "updating" or "stainless steel" and every time they walk into a room that has a vase full of sticks. EVERY freaking house has the sticks. Seriously.

We love the part where the go to the neighborhood of their dreams and she lets them believe for a few moments that they will be living there before *psyche!* telling them that they could never afford it in a million years Suckers!

So...what? This is, like, a private club now?

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I don't like this bitch because she won't reveal her age. Guess what whore? Nobody's mistaking you for a 20yr old, just get over yourself. Plus I don't like sales people. The whole thing where she shows people what they CAN'T afford is so useless, wtf am I doing at this house? Bitch don't waste my time! The last realtors my parents used kept showing us houses that they specifically didn't want. Looking for 3 bedrooms? Here's a lovely 2bedroom for you!!!! Want a big yard? What about an apartment? Ready to sign? fuck sales people!!!!!

We watch House Hunters and bet oral on the wining
house. I always lose...sometimes on purpose.

i love the show...she is such a bitch, my favorite. My favorite episode also was the one where the guy bought the house without her. LMAO

Love love LOVE the way she takes em for a walk @ the beginning just to let em know they could never afford to live in the area they like. Awful! But I love it

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leogirl I am a dedicated watcher of HGTV and love Sandra.I think she's gorgeous for one thing and so patient with some of these dim witted house hunters she deserves a medal.

leogirl I am a dedicated watcher of HGTV and love Sandra.I think she's gorgeous for one thing and so patient with some of these dim witted house hunters she deserves a medal.

Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:30am.
Have LOVED this thing since it came on. Best ep was where the guy bought the house without including her and she got all cunty and angry.

OMG, that was EPIC! That was back before her little "makeover." If you recall when the show was new, she dressed like a 19-year-old groupie and the condescension level was cranked up to 10. Now, she dresses fairly age-appropriate and the bitch factor is lowered to about 4.

Other people watch these shows? Yay! I thought it was just me because I'm living with my parents right now and it's the only thing we can all enjoy. Every generation and political leaning can agree that most of the greedy twits on House Hunters need to be bitchslapped.

I think there's some sort of granite counter top cabal that forces them to want/mention the damn granite EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Submitted by Total Randomness...
"It pretty much NEVER fails that if a couple are looking at the master bedroom closet the woman will say... Now where's your closet honey. I swear every fucking time! "

THIS!

House Hunters International, however, is the shit. Except for all those gay and childless couples. I got your fifth vacation home in the Bahamas right here, fuckers, and he needs his diaper changed.

I hate this smug cunt! She always takes people to these expensive neighborhoods first and tells them how retarded their expectations are. Then a couple times she told people the price wouldn't go lower but they went ahead and it did. And worst of all this dumb whore's clothes never fit right.

I LOVE HER! SANDRA FOR HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK, MONTH, AND YEAR!

i LOVE her and her show!!! She is so awesome and I love how she just can't hold back her disgust. Her early eps are the best, she looks rough and ready to tumble with these superficial house hunting couples. I swear, the things they complain about are unreal. I would give ANYTHING to get a 4b/3b two story house w/ a large yard, and all the fixings for 200K here in CA! (dreams)

I wish she was my agent right now. I love how she tells the agents-'Come on, this is the best your going to do..do you really want to loose more money' She's the best ,3

???say-what???

As much as I hate HGTV (seriously my mum watches that sh-t 24/7 and is always talking about it, trying to get me to watch it. What's the point of having 1000+ channels if you're only going to watch 1?) her show's actually okay. But she's so fucking Canadian.

I love this show. I love Sandra, HGTV and Michael K!

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OMG I love her so much.

Did anyone else see the episode with the crazy fat bitch from Texas that claimed she was a professional model and had her own lifestyle magazine.

I laughed through the entire episode, it was so funny when it turned out she couldn't even get the loan for like $70k. The episode was perfection.

I would love to know what the address is of her "magazine".

I LOVE ths show!! I especially like the eps where the kids say they want to live in the country with a big yard, then turn green & nauseous at the sight of a farm or an outbuilding, then start the inevitable WHERE IS MY GRANITE KITCHEN cry, and all they want to spend is $150k.

She used to be much bitchier, check out the old episodes...classics!!

sandra is a goddess. i say "out" in that canadian way in her honour.

i'd watch anything with virgins.

I love Sandra! Wish she had been my agent when I bought my place a year ago. I love when she plays hardball with the seller's agents. Does she really have offices in all those cities she goes to?

I was just thinking Sandra has a great Bitchface... But that Hot Slut Jeff Lewis on Flipping Out has the Ultimate Bitchface!

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this is all I pretty much watch. I have no time to watch other stuff since my kids are up on it and hardly give me any kind of downtime. So if I happen to get a break and want to watch TV, I watch shit shows like this. I love it.

I sit there and yell at all those stuck up first time home buyers and think,"wtf is wrong with that house; all you need to do is pick up a brush and paint neutral; or buy your own fucking appliances"

Fucking dumb fucks. Sandra has toned down her bitchiness though; I miss the old Sandra.

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Have LOVED this thing since it came on. Best ep was where the guy bought the house without including her and she got all cunty and angry.

I love this show. Are they always in Canadia?

LOL.

I love watching this and the House Hunters show.
Sometimes I am amazed at what they come up with.

There was one show when this girl who went to look for condos and there was one in her price range, that had an unfinished basement and she decided against that house because she didn't want to have to finish it. WTF? You don't HAVE to finish it. But a cement block basement is great for storage and heck, it's more fucking space.

So she ends up picking this teeny apartment which had a terrible view of the parking lot.

Psst...I watch Property Virgins too.

I'm pretty sure House Hunters is one of the greatest shows ever created!
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I love Property Virgins! It's seriously one of my favourite shows!
Sandra tells it like it is!

I love House Hunters and Property Virgins. I miss Susan Wang too! Sandra's bitchface is classic. I loved the episode when she made some chick cry... lol!

It pretty much NEVER fails that if a couple are looking at the master bedroom closet the woman will say... Now where's your closet honey. I swear every fucking time!

95% of the time I guess correctly on which house gets picked. It usually 1 or 3, rarely ever 2.

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Great choice for HSOTD. We love Sandra & Property Virgins.
I agree with naylinpalin - she's based in Toronto, but she's all over the US spreading her bitchface.

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She's flat and that's that!

chowgirl 69 and greenfinch!

Yes..two more expressions for The Game..
I hate "spacious" and the term "man room"..
What gets me about that show is the people buying the homes are so mid American Bible Belt wholesome stereotypes..
and they always have a fake party at he end..invite their equally boring friends over and someone makes a corny toast..
every show!!!
And don't get me started on House Hunters International!

1. Love Sandra and wish she could be my real estate agent because I would prefer her giving me the "Bitch, don't you ever" reality check look then the BS other realtors spew.

2. I miss Suzanne Wang of House Hunters and want that nameless, faceless new announcer lady gone. Suzanne had a way of making it feel like everything was going to be ok.

3. More terms to add to the House Hunters drinking game:
-granite countertops
-stainless steel appliances
-open floor plan
-hardwood floors

My husband and I want to go on that show just so we can say, "Well, we're really looking for a house with laminate counter tops, avocado appliances, carpet everywhere and a very closed in, cut off floor plan."

Submitted by SPFandJJ on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:32am.
suzanne whang is mah boo!

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Did you know that Suzanne Whang (or however you spell it) is actually a comedienne and is well known for being jaw-droppingly filthy in her acts? I heard her being interviewed on satelite radio and was quite surprised. She comes off as such a prude on HouseHunters. She is no longer on HH by the way, and I need to get a life as I know WAY too much about this woman, lol.

I love this show! This and HouseHunters I could literally watch all day. My TV pretty much alternates between HGTV & DIY network on weekends.

KaosAndMe; No doubt you'd be pretty hammered after that drinking game, lol. My pet peeve is when they say "spacious" on HouseHunters. Seriously, every second word out of some twats mouth is "wow, this kitchen is really spacious", "this backyard is quite spacious", spacious,spacious,spacious!!! Like who honestly uses that word in real life?

OMG I never noticed the huge gap between her teeth!!! I think she dresses to young for her age.
I love that show!!!!

AND PS: Scott McGillvray is crazy hot with his 90s soap opera hair.

I want to munch her! I love her big tits and gap teeth. I would totally go gay for her and be her bitch! Mmmmmmmmmm!!!

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MK,

BEST HSOD EVER. She is the bitchface queen!! and I love this shade: "Do you like this house? Could you see yourself living here? It's 3x what you want to spend..." I only watch it to see how big a C she can be to these poor people.

don't forget "it's a good size" for your drinking game if you know what's good for you (more shots) kaosandme.

PERFECT CHOOICE!

She sells houses on the show? Really? I never noticed. Did you see the rack on Sandra? WOW! She tries to hold those puppies in check but every now and then they start to struggle for freedom. I watch every episode hoping to see a little one-on-one action between her and Lisa LaPorta. Excuse me, I have to run into the bathroom for a minute. . .

I freaking love this show. Sandra sure tells those virgins how it is!

That is all.

Michael K - You should pick Carter Oosterhouse as HSOTD (Sorry Sandra! :-) )

There's a reason we watch those HGTV shows! *LOL*

http://www.carteroosterhouse.com/

I ♥ Candace Olsen, all the Designed to Sells, Get it Sold & the Asian Chick & her team on Design on a Dime.

And that hot piece Scott from Income Property.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

suzanne whang is mah boo!

Madame P- I HATE Spice Up My Kitchen. The host reminds me of an ex-boss. And the options they give them are on extremes instead of being a classy, smartly budgeted middle-of-the road design. $7,000 in appliances with a laminate countertop? $15,000 cabinets with ceramic tile floors? Blech.

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