This Is A Post About Constantine Maroulis Getting His Ass Beat
Look at that precious mound of melted down ass dildos called a face. Don't you just want to make a fist, kiss it for luck and then punch it? Well, some lucky asshole beat you to it! Okay, I shouldn't be so hard on Constantine Mouralis, because he got his ass beat while defending the honor of our Vicodin Queen: Paula Abdul. But let's laugh anyway, because that's what Paula would do too (after a shot of lude paste and DayQuil).
Gatecrasher says that at Casio's G-Shock party in NYC on Wednesday night, Connie openly professed his love for Paula Abdul and said that he was hoping she would return to American Idol. Well, there was a Paula Abdul hater (aka a hater of all prescription, over-the-counter and internet-bought meds) in the room and this was his cue to have a beat down party on Connie's face. Or maybe the dude isn't a Paula Abdul hater and he just couldn't resist the urge we all feel when we see Connie's beautiful mug.
A witness, who probably wrecked a good pair of panties (send the bill to Connie) while watching this amazing douche battle royale, said, “It was hilarious! Constantine got into it with this guy who was probably 6 inches shorter and 60 pounds lighter. The guy body-slammed him and punched him in the face and then just stood up, straightened his tie, and said, ‘Bitch, don’t you ever.' Security didn’t know what to make of this guy. He was so well-groomed in his suit, and he didn’t look like a threat at all. Constantine was so overwhelmed he just sat there on the floor for a few minutes.”
Hmmm...6 inches shorter, 60 pounds lighter? Skat Kat is that you?! Maybe Paula owes him some money. Seriously, this sounds like a story Paula would tell her friends while completely sober (that's when she's at her crazy crazy craziest), because it doesn't make any sense.
And "Bitch, don't you ever" is the phrase that pays for the day!
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Early reports didn't say a thing about Paula Abdul. A couple of people mentioned that Constantine may have grabbed the guy's ass. And anyone who knows about Constantine, knows how much he likes ass. http://tinyurl.com/itlooksloose
What is this pink site of which you speak?
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Bottom-feeder.
What a bunch of losers -- I bet most of you are from that pitiful pink site, where no one seems to realize how ignorant y'all are. Yuck.
Am I the only parent who gets weird pedo vibes off this guy and wouldn't let him within 50 ft of my kiddo??
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P.S.
I left Mario for MichaelK...
I never liked that guy anyway. I think it's awesome that he just sat there for a while. LMFAO!
I just can't believe this dude has "followers". What in the world is attractive at ALL about this person? Maybe if he weren't a douchebag? I don't get it!
can i get the autograph of the hero that did the beat down? well done sir!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
It's definitely his face that caused that fight. I'm sure of it.
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BritPics
I couldn't stand him on A.I when he would kick at the camera when he was singing. Huge douche.
I read an interview once (WHY?!) with this handjob and he went on and on about his 'famous' pout and said 'I've been doing it since I was little" Thinks it's some sort of trademark or cache...
I just think he looks slow. He has the same dull glazed look of a camel.
what a douchebag.
MK you made my Friday, you said LUDE PASTE, yum, yum, yum...Delish.
So Verne Troyer whipped his ass?
Anyone who wears a "Hooray for boobies" t-shirt AND a crucifix deserves a bitch knockdown.
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‘Bitch, don’t you ever.' I want the letterhead stationary version.
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Omg. He really DOES look like Darlene from Roseanne!
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I could never stand this guy. SO skeezy.
He must of forgot he was in NYC and not LA
6" shorter and 60lbs lighter...would there even be a person? Anyway I'm soooo using "Bitch, don't you ever" this weekend, somehow, someway.
SKAT KAT!!! You are SO clever MK!! :)
Who the hell is this 90's grunge band reject? whoever he is, he's one fugly mofo and who the hell takes time to defend some celebrity's ass either way?. It's the most stupid thing to do. Leave that to the Brangeloonies, Britaloonies, Michaeloonies and claymates because they are stupid and don't know any better. :/
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
6 inches shorter and 60 lbs lighter???
Sounds like Vern Troyer to me.
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:47am.
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Perfection! I say let's make it the Dlisted Club Official T-Shirt!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:19am.
You can make a custom T-shirt online that says BITCH, DON'T YOU EVER. Maybe I will
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Hee hee...
http://www.customink.com/designs/bitch/13695879-2922559/hotlink?cm_ven=h...
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:34am.
"...The guy body-slammed him and punched him in the face and then just stood up, straightened his tie, and said, ‘Bitch, don’t you ever.'..."
*swoon* I'm in love!
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Ill say !! I about creamed my panties after reading that. I wonder if this half of a man is into the chubby turkish gals!
thats my kinda man!
Submitted by michaelkwuvsme on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:42am.
Bitch, don't you ever *more of a girl saying..which would make it even better!
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Amen!!
--thanks awfully--
You can make a custom T-shirt online that says BITCH, DON'T YOU EVER. Maybe I will...
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Hooray for boobies?
I bet he wore that shirt when the dude (Simon Cowell, obviously....or Clay Aiken?) threw his fist. :)
If I didn't already have a husband, I would wed this short,mysterious, ass-kickin' man.
Where is the video? I want to see the video!
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This almost beats that clip of him playing a gig in a discount store bra & panty department as Connie's worst career moment. Almost.
Damn, could he be any douchier.... Definitely the type that needs good ass whooping regularly.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:07am.
Connie should have worn this shirt
LOL. Straight UP!
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:07am.
Is "ASUUUUU MAAADREEE!!!" still available?
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Only in sizes XS and XXXL.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
DEB!
TEAM FIGHT CLUB!
And that's not off topic, this thread is about a fight sooooo, dots connected.
Fifth Rule of Fight Club:
Don't wear a HOORAY FOR BOOBIES t-shirt....ever.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Somebody checked that boo!
I wonder if Connie dropped his purse when he hit the floor....
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
MK, this is one of your funniest posts yet. LMAO at "Connie" getting his ass beat!
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
I have no idea who this guy is and yet I'm ecstatic that he got his ass kicked. I will spend my coffee time trying to figure out how to work "Bitch, don't you ever" into daily conversation.
I can't stop laughing.
I want, DEMAND, a t-shirt with "Bitch, don't you ever" on it.
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That shadow outside your bedroom window was me.
New Post Please. I am tired of looking at this @#$%*%^#&. He gives the rest of us Loozer's a bad name.
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Connie should have worn this shirt (http://blog.cafepress.com/2009/08/06/paula-abdul/) and kept his mouth shut.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:05am.
Too late, MK has already trademarked "Bitch, don't you ever" for his t-shirt line. Along with "SHUT YOUR CUNT WHORE MOUTH".
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Is "ASUUUUU MAAADREEE!!!" still available?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Jenna K on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:50am.
"Bitch, don't you ever" is my new motto. That's it, I'm getting a shirt made.
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Too late, MK has already trademarked "Bitch, don't you ever" for his t-shirt line. Along with "SHUT YOUR CUNT WHORE MOUTH".
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
BRADIFUL
I watched "Fight Club" for the hundredth time last night. That movie NEVER gets old.
While violence isn't the answer, it is very funny in "Connie's" case.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
BITCH DON'T YOU EVER!
LOL at "Bitch, don't you ever!"
Constantine is so gross. I love that he got his ass beat in such a humiliating way.
www.pitt-news.blogspot.com
who is this man?.
BITCH DON'T YOU EVER! for hot slut of the day!!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:50am.
Who?
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Constantine! One of the most talented singers to ever grace American Idol's stage!! He is....
(sorry, laughing too hard to type more.)
maybe hot midget was related to the barely legal girl he fucked in the ass? The same girl this douche met online when she was underage and essentially groomed?
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"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly
Who the hell is this and does my lack of willpower to google him indicate that I should not give one rat's a$$?
Oh, and i would just like to say that since yesterday I've been unable to stop saying sans fards.
thank you MK. Thanks alot :(
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
That just says it all.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.