Friday, August 7th 2009
From The Pages Of Knocked Up Famewhores Magazine
Here's Jude Law's baby momma of the month, Samantha Burke, in an exclusive pregnant bikini spread for Photobucket. Hey, what else is she supposed to do when even The Globe won't take her calls and someone keeps flagging her Craigslist "LOOK AT ME" ad? A famewhore has to whore herself out any way she can!
TMZ somehow came across (*cough*SamBu sent them the link*cough*) a Photobucket account containing a bunch of pictures of Samantha documenting the growth of her money fetus while wearing sessy bikinis and lingerie. Bitch is working that bump like she really wants to make it into your MySpace Top 8! You can tell she's a pro. Look at how she's posing with that window shade cord! Chicken Cutlets has some competition!
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She's a famewhore, pure and simple. Did anyone else see the video of her and her "people" addressing the medai outside her family's home? She was loving every minute of the attention. Jude Law, the idiot, has dug his own grave.
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 4:52pm.
Flash! Ha ha. It's just exactly like some musician's profile image on Myspace, minus the bow tie - mirror shot, dressed for NYE...
Same dude had a page set up just to receive friend requests from girls "interested in dating" him. Jude should have thought of that. Leo doesn't need to bother.
The girl is awful, but Jude Law so got what was coming to him. Another whore.
His poor kids... like he really cares anyway.
HAHAHAHHA this is sooooooooo funny.
Too stupid to even use the remote to shoot herself. Too stupid/self interested to even attempt to appear to be less desperate !!
WHAT AN IDIOT. Not even TRYING
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Jude!!! Knows how to pick them, doesn't he?
What a connoisseur.
not to mention she is smoking a cigarette in a picture!
not to mention she is smoking a cigarette in a picture!
I met Jude recently while in London. He is my favorite actor. He was so awesome to us. Jude definitely screwed up getting involved with this fame whore. He was a little naive to assume she was on some sort of birth control. Women like this want babies from rich guys. It sucks for him. He will financially support the child but not sure at this point how much he will be involved, given she lives in Florida. She already has attorenys for a baby not even born yet. What a gold digging bitch.
Damn! This ho sure is milking her 15 mins of fame for all it's worth.
Jude Law must love skanks.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 12:46pm.
She needs to be on that Whythefuckdoyouhaveakid site.
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BWAHAHAHAH! I just discovered that site. Spent WAY too much time on there... please, tell me that stuff is staged then sent in? OOf! Can we submit these? Eh. I got tons o errands to do later, so maybe not..
And Someone said she is posing with a cig? Is she prego in THAT pic too? *Head explodes**
When the fuck are actors going to learn to keep their dicks out of "aspiring actresses"? That's code for 'waitress who sometimes goes to auditions where they have to show their tits'. This sounds awful, but if I were a dude I would never trust some random woman to take care of the birth control. It would be better to get your shit snipped. It can be reversed if you want to, anyways.
uh...ew?
Jude chose a real winner to park it in.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
See? She has some natural curves. She isn't an emaciated Hollywood stick figure, and guys (even famous ones) obviously found her attractive enough to bone. Kinda refreshing. Too bad the girl has shit for brains.
I knew this was coming...Jude Law is nothing but a washed up, over the hill, alcoholic, swinging bastard who can't keep a hat on his little johnson!
I told him over & over when he was little....keep your hat on it son!!!
Love, Harriet "Candy Spelling" Law
Submitted by nelva on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:36am.
"This bitch is fat. Check out how she's sitting and you can see a bit of her rolls; she's trying to be all coy and hiding it, but I see it. I see it alright.
Fat ass."
BWAHAHAHA THANK YOU!! I was waiting for someone to call this trick out on her flab. Even in those pre-preggo pics her arms and legs are thick as hell and not in a good way. It makes her look doubly fat!
tsk...tsk...this just proves jude will let his peen fall into anything...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She needs to be on that Whythefuckdoyouhaveakid site.
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Hey! I object to those who say pregnant women ain't sexy. I don't wanna give too much vomit-inducing information, but Mr. Zorba really enjoyed my extra curves when I was pregnant.
Shine on, famewhore, shine on. And she's not "fat" people, she's preggie!
I like how she is smoking a cigarette in the 7th thumbnail. "look at me everyone! I'm sessy and putting my unborn child's life at risk!"
I took prego pics, not many a few- with clothes on and didn't post all over. But some chicks opt for the artsy Demi-Vanity Fair cover style shots , that's cool too- but done by a professional not in a dirty mirror. Lord.
And toSubmitted by MushroomStamp on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:53am.
GROSS!!!!.. Pregnant women are NOT sexy AT ALL!!! I don't know a single guy that thinks it is."
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Sorry, dear you are wrong there. Some men do think pregos are sexy- they're called fetishists.
I know this b/c I have had the uncomfortable run ins in public with some of these freaks - asking odd questions and strange men showing too much interest in me and my pregnancy and belly. Creepy! I was at a store once, 7 months along- and with Mr. Putas. The salesman totally ignored him and focused on my and asked me questions about when I was due and then almost breathlessly "Are you going to ..breastfeed?" His voice was almost shaking. No shit. I was floored and shocked. My hormones failed me and instead of going off on him I just walked off. Of course, Mr. Putas was surprised too and just laughed. a lot. Fucker~!
She looks freakishly tall, wow Jude, Im very disappointed in ya.
The definition of a fame whore. Put on some clothes, skank. No one wants to see your thunder thighs! And your arms are fat too.
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FAIL. everyone knows pregnant people aren't sexy.
Maybe she just keeps the mirror that way so she can tell herself the dirty reflection is just due to the gunk.
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Bottom-feeder.
someone please kick the shit out of this tard
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Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:09am
Thank you. I mentioned the dirty mirrors earlier.
It bugs the crap out of me, I keep Windex in the bathroom.
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This bitch is fat. Check out how she's sitting and you can see a bit of her rolls; she's trying to be all coy and hiding it, but I see it. I see it alright.
Fat ass.
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Bitch, you're pregnant! I know you're a bonafide ho that will fuck a dude that you just met without a condom because he's famous, but put on some clothes!
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Those shots need to go in the front of the baby book.
My only issue I have is that its not polite to flaunt your paycheck in front of poor preggos like me who cant even get a WIC check.
Shit! Kick me in my teeth why don't you!!
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Expecting my third in October.
this is just sad. i feel for that poor baby.
yuck.
If its a boy they should name him Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Bitch could have at least used some Windex on that mirror before snapping her pic.
she used to work for hooters...in pensacola
jude law will fuck anything won't he
Didn't her mommy gave an interview on how she had her brother call Jude Law to defned the honor of this "shy blooming flower"? Her mom said that Mr. Law took advantage of her daughter's youth and inexperience!!!! Give me a break, inexperienced my A**!!!!! Also, she had a press conference here in Pensacola, FL with her brother and lawyer present saying to the press to please respect her privacy!!!
Submitted by MushroomStamp on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:53am.
GROSS!!!!.. Pregnant women are NOT sexy AT ALL!!! I don't know a single guy that thinks it is.
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So what? Should she be ashamed of her pregnant body? If being pregnant makes her feel good then so be it, let her take her sexy pictures. Who said she took these pictures to make penises hard? Women do like to feel sexy for their own selves too. Just so you know.
I don't mind self-portraits at all, if you don't have someone to take your picture then by all means do it yourself. But for crying out loud, at least take the time to look for tutorials to learn how to take them properly and how to fix them to make them look better.
Obvious mistakes I hate are pictures like this one where said person uses the mirror reflection to take their picture, having as a result a huge and annoying halo of light thanks to the flash reflection and the annoying camera. Also, where the person's outstretched arm is clearly visible and when the picture has an awful quality and it's too dark.
Erm.. I don't mind about this broad. It's not that it's the first Average Jane attention-whore trying to milk her 15 minutes of fame I have ever seen.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Good for her!! Hope it's is jude laws baby. If u going to push out a baby have one with a celebrity rich guy and get paid. When Jude stuck his cock in her everything was good and shot his cum juice in her like he pissed or something. Get paid honey!! Oh men on craigslist love pregnant women so they can suck on their milk, either way she wins.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Photobucket - Upload your photos, host your videos, and share them with friends and family....now who would share those pictures with friends and family? They look like something you'd send to the baby daddy and maybe they were. I think she's pretty, great body, but whacked.
WTF??!!!
"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Having reviewed the evidence, I have more empathy for Jude's dilemna.
This is what happens when you use a balloon for a condom.
Jude should just throw himself in front of a train already.
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince
Honestly, who these days when having a ONS doesn't use condoms???
Especially when you're a celeb and things like above can happen.
It's just irresposible. Poor kiddo.
I too, have done a photoshoot for photobucket.
Hahahahahahahaha, Jude must be so proud. He picked a real winner there.
Serves his dumb ass right!!! He had all those babies with his former wife (can't remember her name right now) so he should have known his sperm was lethal.
Joke's on you, Jude!!!!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
no words for this! wow
Oh, and her friends feet in the one picture are some scary ass claws!