Friday, August 7th 2009
Cheeto Puff In A Bikini
Yesterday in Beverly Hills, Brit Brit got herself into a "Kim Zolciak goes to the pool at the Y" outfit for some kind of photo shoot. You know, Brit Brit really needs to invest in a Cuchini or two. She is dangerously close to having another "mah pussay is hanging out" moment. I can almost see an outline of her Cheetoclit.
Speaking of jerky lips, whoever was styling Brit should research her ass a little more. Brit shouldn't be in some boring ass white bikini! No, this is what she should be wearing:
What she's wearing is not working out! When all else fails, put some jerky on it!
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Yep whatever. LOL! just sharing my thoughts is that okay. If my response was "drivel" of any sort then why bother replying. My opinion is just that "my opinion". ;') I still don't see her as thick and I am sure our ideas of "thick" are respectively different. And how arrogant of you to think someone else thoughts are drivel. Typical. Again you proved my point stating "this happy medium" that starlets have to fit into. Can't they just be..? Um..apparently not. o.0
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"Submitted by mandashell on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 5:56am.
I think some of ya'll are confused Kelly Clarkson is thick but Britney Spears is not. Just like Kelly she is even smaller in person. What exactly are you comparing her level of thinness to a toothpick?"
Britney *is*, in fact, "thick", albeit fairly fit (NOTE: not fat), whereas Kelly Clarkson is currently overweight by a small margin (NOTE: not morbidly obese). As well, exaggerations such as your toothpick analogy do not aide in proving your intended point. There is a happy medium that is entirely attainable and many starlets achieve just that.
As for the rest of your drivel... no response required.
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The underside of that weave looks terrifying!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I think some of ya'll are confused Kelly Clarkson is thick but Britney Spears is not. Just like Kelly she is even smaller in person. What exactly are you comparing her level of thinness to a toothpick? She has a nicely shaped stomach and her legs look great IMHO. Her body does look good overall. And unless you have a mega-flat/inverted stomach then when you bend over you are gonna have a pouch LOL! I remeber an interview she did many years ago on the Rosie o' Donnel show in her Slave For You Days and she was sitting down and had folds of skin on her stomach. And back then bitch was pretty ripped LOL!. I just don't understand some of the comments though. So many of you whine and complain about hollyweird standards but unless a woman perfectly fits what you consider to be beautiful you rip her ass to shreds??? Not all women are tall with long legs, blah blah etc. A lot of you sound like hypocrites because I doubt that many of you look anything like the mold you think Brit Brit should fit into. o.0
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she needs to schedule a consultation with RuPaul and brush up on her tuck game.
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she looks stupid.
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She looks great, nice abs.
DEFINITELY not fat. She does look pretty uncomfortable, though.
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She be short of neck normalement and what with that shit she just went tortoise
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there are a lot of miles left on that pussay and I bet Brit Brit is a hoot to party & get nekkid with!
Call me, Kitty Kat! ;)
Her stylist really hates her.
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I've said it before and I'll say it agin:
The wrong person died.
am i the only one who thinks that britney spears has absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever?
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Wait. I have one more thing to say. Her big toes look like little creatures that might jump out an attack me. Can we put those shoes on some other girl's feet?
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Her and T-Rex McConagay win the contest for "Who's got the shortest legs and who's got the shortest arms in Hwood". They would make a fine couple...
Tree trunk neck.
well, i agree the bikini is not for her body shape. not sure what her peeps were thinking putting her in it. there are far better ones that would look much better on her.
with that...her body look great, i don't know what everyone is griping about as far as that goes. shes not the typical thin celebrity twat...shes got natural curves and its good to see.
MAH PUSSY DONE NO NUTHIN BOUT JERKY
gaaah she looks so UN-sexy to me. She never was but now she looks like any other mom-jean wearing, semi-fit soccer mom out there. Meh
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Some girls just can't pull off the high heel and wedge thing -brit is one of them. Kate mother of 8 is another.
I was paging through my Kohl's circular, (don't judge!), and saw Shitter's Candies ad. It calls her an "International Icon". I'm glad I was on the toilet at the time, because, well...
It seems "icon" status is being passed out aufully liberally.
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she's still doing the Haldol shuffle
with her Corgi-like body. ruff.
Looks like she's wearing a diaper.
Nice shoes. That is all.
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Even looking again, the ho in the white tee who is "working" on Shitters' weave and such is infinitely more attractive. *shakes head*
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I simply can not fathom all of the "bod looks good!" comments attributed to this set of photographs (nevermind the attire)...
...she may not be overweight anymore, but the word "pillow" just comes to mind upon viewing. I give credit where credit is due, but on this bitch and in these photos... PASS!
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I love thumbnail # 2...baguette anyone?
The outfit is horrendous, the shoes are okay, that necklace is totally out of order and her body looks pretty damn good to me, she looks good w/a lil bit of meat.
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hate the necklace... there is always something wrong in her outfits.
idc what anyone says, brit looks damn good here. She's worked hella hard to get her body back into shape. She will never be teeny tiny like she was when she started out, but she's healthy looking and fit. I would be deliriously happy to look like that in a bikini.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:21am.
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She is always going to be a little bottom heavy
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Hahahahahaha!!! That slayed me!
@ Sushi - ITA. I absolutely DESPISE photoshop.
I hate that natural curves are no longer acceptable in photos. I admit to getting defensive because I, like her, am naturally bottom heavy and have curves I used to try everything I could to get rid of. But everyone has their own issues I guess ;)
Britney is a money maker which is why she continues to rep shit...crazy train or not.
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This is SLUTney spears we're talking about here; she could break into twat flashing & car attacking at any moment. She's still a physically awkward, tree trunk legged, fat cellulite assed dumbass with shit for brains. She'll always be "mah pusshay is a-hanging' out" SLUTney, no matter how much she gets dolled up.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:36am.
I take offence to that!
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I can't credit her for anything, at the end of it, it's still Shitney.
You can't photoshop out the Crazy.
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well said sushi. even worthy of being posted twice. *winks*
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Girl is short and thick.
best she's looked in a long, long time, gotta give her cred.
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THANK YOU! I love that she isn't rail thin. Sorry but she looks great. Especially after popping out two babies in a row.
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I think she looks great too for someone popping out babies.
But truth be told, the photoshopped version of this will show her to be curvey, but with a teeny waist. They'll probably shrink the neck and give her legs a thinner look.
So basically, it will only resemble her. If that's the case, should she even be modeling bikinis anymore?
I guess her trainwreckiness will keep her a cover girl forever.
I think this girl's looks faded a long time ago and no matter what she will do, no matter how much weight she loses, hard living, smoking, her general lack of class have taken her toll on her. She no longer should be cover girling anything in my mind.
Since I have fucked up perspectives on body images and shit, Bitch is fat to me. But like I said. I'm fucked in the head.
She looks good
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:21am.
*wink*
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:23am.
Oh yeah, the ass never leaves! Just gets out of shape! bahahahaha!
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She could show up wearing a tater sack given all the airbrushing they'll do when it's all over.
I like the bikini, just not on her. That cut of bottoms should only be worn by long legged women. Booty shorts cut the length of the leg off, and her short legs need all the help they can get.
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Asleep in perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple sea
Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me
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she needs to get that tree trunk neck lipo'd.
Wel DD there was that pic on crumbs the other day of her dumper sweat, but I bet this little hillbilly is real panty creamer, like milk, she comes in pints and quarts!
@ crazy - me too! Except I can't get rail thin. Even at my skinniest I couldn't get rid of the ass.
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