About That "Lady GaGa Is A Hermaphrodite" Thing
My inbox is really about to stick its head in an oven and commit suicides if it sees the subject "Lady GaGa has a dick" one more time. I was really trying to avoid this, because we've been traumatized enough this Friday and some of us are still a few hours away from Booze & Bong Time. But let's put on our rubber gloves and deal with it!
So, last year, this quote supposedly from Lady CaCa made the rounds:
Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <3
Well, the probably fake quote is back and has been traveling around the internets again along with the video clip above. At the 1:00 mark, Lady CaCa gets off her bike and flashes what could be fat 'gina, extra-long labia lips, a plastic dildo, a flesh-colored feminine hygiene product (we've been here before) or a real peen. I've tried to examine closely, but the dry heaves got the best of me. I don't know if she's got a permanent dick on her box, but I do know that she's an attention whore who would pull some shit like this to get us all yapping. This much is true.
So, that's that. Now will someone please pass me a pitcher of gin and gasoline. Booze Hour has just been moved up!
P.S. - Jamie Lee Curtis is not amused by any of this!
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Bitch posted this on her Facebook yesterday....
Lady Gaga Love you Japan! Pokerface just went #1! Thanku!!. My show was so good last night. I just had to go home and suck my own hermie dick, suckka Fri at 7:43pm · Comment · Like
I dont know if that means anything but its fucked up! Haha
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I could care less if she had a clit the size of the Washington Monument...but at least keep it from hangin out.
Her outfits look tranny
She looks normal, no tranny there .. or Herm or whatever
Her music is shit
and her outfits look like 90's wannabe tranny
Submitted by vidz on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:37pm.
Hey, Lady Gaga was never as edgy as she tries to be but her songs are great for a drunk dancing session. But she is an asshole for this publicity stunt. Hermaprodites have it hard enough without this bitch making light of the matter. She totally glued it on cos she's allergic to pants and someone would have noticed something earlier if the dong was there all along. Also I watched the vid twice ( I know, I'm a masochist) and it looked like a HUGE FUCKING PEEN! But hermies have smaller finger-sized ones.
Is anyone else thinking of middlesex?
i was SOOO thinking of middlesex....is gaga a greek?
Oh and CHINA- now CHINA HAS A TINY PEPE!
LMFAO at angel_i:
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:20pm.
I like her songs. *runs away*
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I like them too. I get harassed and teased by many but I also like Chitney's shit too. So fuck it. It's like candy bars, you like how they taste for a bit but you don't survive off the shit daily. Just mindless fluff every now and then keeps you sane ;)
Wow- so she has a pepe, too? My husband and I paused it and it seemed to be jangling to and fro- maybe she has real loose vaggy lips.
{{{{{}}}}} like that?
When she dismounts her trike she blatantly stuffs her snatch with something. And as far as the hermies are concerned, I'm sure they dig it.
I wonder how Alexander Skarsgård feels having made out with a fugly chick with a little dick?
Why am I not surprised?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:20pm.
I like her songs. *runs away*
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Me too. Even though I must admit it's no Bach or anything.
Right, I always need to put that little caveat in 'cause some fuckers believe I've never listened to any good music prior to enjoying Gaga's catchy tunes.
This herm rumour has been around for so long.
If that's her way of 'addressing' it, I don't care. I'd rather she shut the fuck up and just make music, but I will overlook it.
Hey, Lady Gaga was never as edgy as she tries to be but her songs are great for a drunk dancing session. But she is an asshole for this publicity stunt. Hermaprodites have it hard enough without this bitch making light of the matter. She totally glued it on cos she's allergic to pants and someone would have noticed something earlier if the dong was there all along. Also I watched the vid twice ( I know, I'm a masochist) and it looked like a HUGE FUCKING PEEN! But hermies have smaller finger-sized ones.
Is anyone else thinking of middlesex?
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
Lady Gaga says " Perez, tell me how my dick tastes?"
Hey Mario, what does it taste like?
Okay, I watched that twice, and that totally looked like a dick popping out from under there. *vomits*
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definitely fat 'gina.
proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlvk3H6Cbw
minute 2:25
So she's the first tranny since Boy George to hit #1 on Billboard? Amanda Lepore, the Cliks and Dana International must be pissing themselves with envy right now!
P.S. if anyone is old enough to remember this, doesn't she look like the creepy Amish transgender lady-boy from the old horror film "Deadly Blessing"?
I knew of only one true hermaphrodite, who actually had babies, but a tiny stub of a penis. She was quite feminine, but by bet is that Lady Caca...is just a famewhore, who will do everything and anything to promote herself...isn't her/him/its 15 minutes up yet????
I like "It's" songs when I want to dance/drunk..whatever. why is she talking like she/he/it is on crack in the video? hmmm. and I dont wanna look at the 1:00 FFWD again!! it was like a thingy thing. either way...we must accept it ok aslong as it stops talking about it and if it's trying to pull publicity stunts that's dumb and I will delete the songs, cause that would be making fun of people who have both parts. I stop when it comes to race, sex, religion (at times) and mostly politics.
Coma Caca!!
Whatever happened to Lady Sovreign? I thought Lady Caca was her before I remembered differently.
OK, so she has a dick and a vag? She can fuck herself then.
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I don't think it is a publicity stunt. I think she is a tranny. Using the title "Lady" is a total drag queen move, her voice does not sound totally bio female, and her hips look like s/he takes estrogen. Plus things she has said about not being able to find a guy...and "can't read my...."
She wears a lot of leotards, if it were real she's a master at tucking in.
Who cares? A worthless whore is still a worthless regardless of gender
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Louise, that's what bothers me - the doctors who have no problem revealing patient's problems. What about doctor/patient confidentiality?
It's probably just a rumor, like Richard Gere & the gerbil and Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped.
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She's flat and that's that!
her mananger says "Ridiculous"
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=8278249&page=1
@Flatsy, right- no one knows for sure, but Jamie and her doc.
My friend in high school had a dad who was a psychologist who *insisted* he knew for sure that JLC was chromosomally male. He would go on forever about it.
Then one day I saw him on TV insisting that some of his patients had recovered memories of being abducted by a UFO in Minnesota. Sadly, this is 100% true.
Louise, that's why I said 'there have always been rumors'. IDK for sure what ,if any, issues she has. Either way, I like her as an actress.
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She's flat and that's that!
@Flatsy and Madam Pince
What I heard was that JLC was born with lady bits, BUT has male chromosomes. That's why she can't have kids and a slightly masculine appearance.
heroin's a helluva drug.
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Fug as a woman. But hey, I suppose not awful as a man.
JLC didn't have both parts. She has some sort of chromosonal disorder, an extra X-chromosome I think, that made her unable to bear children.
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No wonder she/he is so close to Pigez Hilton! Hmmmmmmm!
Damn I have all of the Glastonbury from this year in HD. But I'm too lazy to check. Looked like balls.
Looks more like a nutsack to me...I'm going with fake, she was moving around on the bike just before she jumped off, I think it's a stunt on her part, why, who knows, who cares????? But I do like her songs, can't stand her look.
Deb,
Glad you added that tid bit I left out. At first I liked that Poker Face song, now I don't ever want to hear about it or Lady Caca Ever again
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Thank you for the educatin;.
I love JLC, so I don't give a rat's ass what she was born with. Christopher Guest obviously doesn't care either.
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I like her songs. *runs away*
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Madam Pince, there have always been rumors that JLC was a hermaphrodite and had surgery as a child.
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She's flat and that's that!
madam pince...
It bears pointing out that Ms. Curtis was neither the first nor the last female celebrity accused of gender ambiguity. Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo, and Mae West endured similar whisper campaigns during their respective heydays, according to Paul Young, author of L.A. Exposed: Strange Myths and Curious Legends in the City of Angels (St. Martin's Press, 2002). So did '80s disco star Grace Jones. One thing all of these famous performers have in common is a marked degree of androgyny -- either in appearance, or behavior, or both -- that sets them apart from other women. Curtis, who easily passes for "butch" when she dresses down for a role and has her hair cut short, has also been singled out for what film critic Bill Cosford once called her "androgynous appeal."
So CaCa has a dick?? Me too, its in my night table drawer and it is neon pink!
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Madame Pince- Jaime Lee was born with both female and male sex organs.
she sounds like gwen stefani but i still enjoy the pop trashiness of her songs. what gay man doesn't celebrate at least one gaga club tune?
I must have been AWOL when this came up ... why is Jamie Lee Curtis not amused?
Thanks for educatin' the village idiot.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
I thought chicks with dicks were kinda cool. I came across some ladyboy site one time and I was a little disturbed at myself for being oddly turned on. I think Lady GaGa just cured me of that. Thanks.
So thats why Perez stalks her ass so hard! Two of a kind.
Lady CaCa why don't you take your fake dick and shove it down your stupid ugly useless mouth!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 12:59pm.
she's just a really manly looking, busted faced bitch with a fake dick, and she's just being her edgy self is all. Whatever!
That's it, Miss Priss. I'd like to add that her music sucks. Thanks.
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