Friday, August 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg And His Umbrella Holder
While watching the Baltimore Ravens training session yesterday, Snoop Dogg made sure that he remained dry and toasty. Do not even question why Snoop Dogg could not hold the umbrella himself. The Dogg just can't. Think about it. What if he was holding his umbrella and a strong gust of wind came through causing his weed hand to jerk and break? How will he hold a joint by himself? How will he light a bong by himself? How will he turn his vaporizer on by himself? Snoop Dogg cannot risk this. We all cannot risk this. If Snoop Dogg couldn't smoke the good shit, the entire marijuana industry would dry up (and not in a good way).
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Okay, bad joke time.
Why does Snoop Dogg need the umbrella?
For drizzle.
(GONG!)
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
OK...
*munches on carrots*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:40pm.
DD I'm In Boston, I Just wanted some Ice cream. LOL
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Boston?! Why, it's no longer morning - go getcher bottle! Or box, as the case may be...
Seriously, I miss drinking. It was so much fun, until it wasn't....
DD: it's 11:41 here in CR. ima eat breakfast/brunch and take a nap. good advice. I'll be back later.
Peace and love.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:34pm.
as for me, Im having a FAT day, Im thinking about going out of the house just to buy ice cream....and more wine
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There's a lot of sugar in both. Don't eat the ice cream!
DD I'm In Boston, I Just wanted some Ice cream. LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
lol I feel like a balloon being taken away by space. and I ate at 2am wtf....wrong so wrong.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:29pm.
I miss being a drunk.
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So do I.
Chirio - go have a massive breakfast.
Smurfy - alcohol bloats, drink some water
Then take a nap. The both of you. In your respective countries. What time is it in Costa Rica right now? I have 10:38-ish in the Old Pueblo.
@ Pleco - being a drunk is overrated...especially with the way i feel right now. i need a bloody mary or something...hare of the dog, right?
UGH.
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*Blondeface*
as for me, Im having a FAT day, Im thinking about going out of the house just to buy ice cream....and more wine
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:23pm.
LOL. I was wondering how you and Smurfy might be feeling this morning.
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Good morning. I am Feeling better, having coffee now. and I believe that was enough last night. Next time it'll be just 1 or 2 drinkies unless it's some Tardy to the party, men are dumb,etc situations. the normal stuff. haha
Coma Caca!!
I've been dry for two months now, the first month due to my gasto, the following thanks to antibiotics.
I miss being a drunk.
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Bottom-feeder.
what the!
I'm Fabulous!
*cleans up the mess*
Im worried about MJT. :P
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 11:48am.
(headache)))))
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LOL. I was wondering how you and Smurfy might be feeling this morning.
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 4:41am.
I cant believe DDog hasnt had a drink in over 5000 days.
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LOL. Yes, it's been 15 FUCKING YEARS!! It'll be about SIX THOUSAND DAYS IN A ROW without a drink by the time I turn 16 (December-ish). 16 years without a drop of alcohol. I'm the nutbar at parties sniffing her drink before drinking it.
(headache)))))
Coma Caca!!
Jazzfish-
yup, me too.. around 28 it got to be that I'd wake up still intoxicated. Now @ 33/34 it's not only "Mommy Guilt" but I really dont like the feel of the buzz anymore.
I'll have a glass of wine here and there i suppose since red wine is good for me, but never drink just to drink like last night(all this only 2 beers. lol)
It's just not for me anymore.
*smiling*
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
"You can't expect my usual brand of stupidity, I like to mix things up a little, keep ya on your toes.
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly [radio version]
probably [album version]
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Uh, uh
Submitted by chefcammi on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 8:00am.
decided last night that i will no longer partake in drinking alcoholic beverages.
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Me too. Now that I am over 40, the negative effects are much more apparent. I really need to take a break for a while.
Wow! What a freaking rich snob.
decided last night that i will no longer partake in drinking alcoholic beverages.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
"You can't expect my usual brand of stupidity, I like to mix things up a little, keep ya on your toes.
eeg did Dudly smell anything?
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
"You can't expect my usual brand of stupidity, I like to mix things up a little, keep ya on your toes.
Anyone around? Catch up? Feel sorry for a slut who has to be up in less than an hour looking reasonable and packed for a night away?
Fuck.
I cant believe DDog hasnt had a drink in over 5000 days.
That one is too many 1000000000 never enough trip is a bitch.
I'd need to have a vodka tonic to get my head round it.
Well done though! *sits thinking of life without vodka*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Ohh....this thred is so funny.
Shame my time is 5 hours ahead and I couldn't join last night :(
Happy weekend, everyone!!!
x
and oooo im post 888 i have a thing with the number 8, ooooo... spooky, or lucky maybe i could win the lottery with this fuked up number? or have some amityville horror with this shit :(
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
what is this lovely game that everyone is into that is highly addictive, and i'm not knowing what it is.... HOW DREADFUL! im just an addict needing a fix~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:10am.
@TITS: and it does accept: cunt, nad, tard, ass, tit, colour and stoner:)
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good to know. i'll bear that in mind the next time that bastard penguin pops up.
was that YOUR high score or THE high score?
needs a pause button. ever play text twist on yahoo games? similar, but with funky sounds.
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THE highscore. I can't get over seven. But it accepts boys names and not girls and french words! (vache) I think the guy can't spell always...hmmm... I never played text twist. ...I'll try that next:) Not tonight tho. I don't even know why I did that. It kinda hurts.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Diamond
Girl, the ones that are left at 40 ....they aint worth having!!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
TITs
Im loving your work. Thanks babe. Im totally on that gig with you as you get to find out real fast and Im not one of those chicks who keeps it all undercover but I have to say as a result, Ive killed a few realationships in the past exactly for the reason you said. Men ARE stupid. He is smart and funny and has a good job (!`) but is used to shall we say, the type that are not challenge. Thats why he likes me. I dont wanna act all stalkery. I think you are right tho. Im tryingn to change tack and not do what i normally do on this one. I want a realationship to last longer than 3 months in my life. Or 3 hours. Oh god Im am exhausted. Great kisser too and I actually fancied him.
Shit.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
i've been married forever, so i don't really konw...
but if - heaven forbid - something should happen to mr. dd and i should be dating again, i wouldn't be very patient. Sex now, dinner later.
Guys don't like clingy - at least not until they're ready to get married. Which is around 40. LOL
Get him naked, ask questions later.
tonta. men are stewpid. be honest, really up front. don't mince words, no subtext, no hidden meanings.
works wonders.
(she says alone w/ the internet, pizza and beer for company on a friday night)
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I love how my post came up next to the "how to avoid a toxic relationship "advert
Great. a fucking sign.
Aggghhhhhhhh
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
If you just met soemone I mean gone on one date but so far everyday they texted or emailed you since you met and there is a def something is happening vibe .....at what point are you entitled to wonder what they did last night if you didnt hear from them........I HATE THIS i just want to get out the contract and make him sign in blood already . I cant say hey did you get laid cos it sounds needy but at the same time i have asked him if he is doing the do with a bunch of hos and he says no , 'what girl wnts that'. So he knows what to say but I dont want to come over like i dont care either cos I do.
Im fucking stuck. Please help. And no, have not done the deed!!!!!!!!! Yet.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
What's the qwestion, Tonta? Is it aobut mixing vodka and vicodin or sumthin? Don't do it!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:32am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:22am.
It eats out of both of its mouths simultaneously?
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Yes. That thing is so DISGUSTING. But perhaps Madonna was talking about Ouroboros with the full circle thing?
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ei=RxB9SubDIo2CtgeJ65HfAQ&resnum=0...
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:37am.
Spill!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Im having a conundrum and loosing sleep i need a hos advice
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:31am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:15am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:10am.
Huh. I accept dick, cock, hot beef injection, skin flute... I could go on.
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and peen and fug! Top that!;p\
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Fug? Speak for yourself!!
Trouser snake, pocket rocket, Johnson....
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Hello?? Is anyone around?I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:10am.
@TITS: and it does accept: cunt, nad, tard, ass, tit, colour and stoner:)
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good to know. i'll bear that in mind the next time that bastard penguin pops up.
was that YOUR high score or THE high score?
needs a pause button. ever play text twist on yahoo games? similar, but with funky sounds.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:22am.
Coast to Coast is doing a show on "exoricisms + possession"
Did you guys see that news story + picture of the "baby" bicephalic (sp) cobra??
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/
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It eats out of both of its mouths simultaneously?
HAH! Madonna reference bringing the thread full circle, indeed!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:15am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:10am.
Huh. I accept dick, cock, hot beef injection, skin flute... I could go on.
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and peen and fug! Top that!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:21am.
Pfft. You get lifetime membership. Financing NOT required. The old adage "the good thing in life are free' hold good for you TV!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:13am.
I don't even know what a brazilian wax is...i swim so there's no hair in the wrong places. The latex cap is a BITCH get on and off, tho.
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The latext cap is worn on the head, no?
Brazilian to the head is NOT the look! lol!
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Madonna couldn't do the latex cap thing though, we must preserve the rainforests! Madonna reference brings the thread full circle, btw.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:13am.
I don't even know what a brazilian wax is...i swim so there's no hair in the wrong places. The latex cap is a BITCH get on and off, tho.
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The latext cap is worn on the head, no?
Brazilian to the head is NOT the look! lol!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang