Friday, August 7th 2009
Dear Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Listen Up!
Remember Fred and Sharon? I mean, how could you forget? They improved your life with a video movie. And now the two masters of Canadian video movie art have returned to improve Jennifer Aniston's love life by offering some advice. Jennifer Aniston needs to immediately clear out her fake nursery and move Sharon in to be her personal "professional counselor."
And if you feel like you were just roofied after watching that video. You're not alone. Actually, I think Sharon woke up from a roofie nap before shooting this.
Here's some pictures of Gerard Butler driving Jennifer Aniston to the beach yesterday where they drank wine and laughed a lot.
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I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
That's so 80s
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
Oh my,Fred and Sharon are still alive? I thought these two pasty dingbats had gone to cable already by now.
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Bottom-feeder.
I think Angie Jo must be a little jealous. I'd love to be able to leave my kids and go the beach in a convertible with a guy so many women want and drink wine and laugh... I adore my kids, but I sure do miss the freedom to do stuff like that.
Mrs. Campbell, those are not posed pics, they are from the movie they are doing in NY.
Gerald Butler likes his women young and fresh. When this movie has finished filming, he will be right back in the bars and clubs of L.A. and NY, picking up the youngest and prettiest girlys he can find.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 3:01pm.
Fred and Sharon should come out from the basement video studio for some fresh air and sunshine. Oh, wait, there's no sunshine in Canada.
Why exactly should I take relationship advice from these people who look like losers?
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Steady on there, Buckaroo. This summer we've had *at least* one week of straight sunshine!
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Rever Mieux
The tabloids need to catch on to this Fred and Sharon chemistry. Who cares about Jen and Gery? seriously, this video is more interesting than anything either of them has ever done. I think that's a compliment.
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
p.s. those people are f-ing frightening!
Wow, they look really excited to be with each other!!!!
Looks like he can barely keep his eyes open.
"Gerard Butler is annoying and likely a closeted homosexual like Leonardo Dicaprio, Clooney, and many other Hollywood males who jump from model to model and are lauded as "alpha" and "sex symbols" as a result."
99% of straight men would do exactly what they do if only they could be Hollywood males........
Imagine taking a hot blast to the face from Gerard Butler? *swoon* Please tell me he isn't wasting his baby batter on Maniston?
She should get the Judy Garland Award for dating the most likely guys to do it with their gym trainers.
Zsa Zsa was the only sister to bear a child. According to her 1991 autobiography One Lifetime Is Not Enough, her pregnancy resulted from being raped by then-husband Conrad Hilton.
even he's bored with her and her constant whining. he's hung and hot and he can come over to my house anytime he wants.
Fred and Sharon should come out from the basement video studio for some fresh air and sunshine. Oh, wait, there's no sunshine in Canada.
Why exactly should I take relationship advice from these people who look like losers?
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He's yawning! Lol.
RomCom hell.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Gerard Butler is annoying and likely a closeted homosexual like Leonardo Dicaprio, Clooney, and many other Hollywood males who jump from model to model and are lauded as "alpha" and "sex symbols" as a result.
The Aniston is SO co-dependent. She should become a Scientologist and fuck off into obscurity.
As for Gerard Butler...he just does it for me. That man can slam me in the pooper anytime he wants.
Bless Fred and Sharon.
At least they're creative and funny :)
Gerard is an obvious - and annoying - homosexual. Are these carefully posed publicity photos supposed to make us believe otherwise?
Submitted by Nicole on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:53pm.
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Yeah seriously.
Christ, enough with the Pitt-Jolie-Aniston BS already. It's been what, five years? No one fucking cares anymore, shit's stale. If you're still up in arms over who did the dumping/cheating/fucking, you really ought to get a new hobby and/or seek therapy.
Anyway, Gerard needs to have my babies.
Oh and i hope Jolie's enjoying Jen's sloppy seconds !
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:35pm.
Regardless of what this ho does with the rest of her life..cure cancer.. colonize Mars...whatever... she will always be the girl that got kicked to the curb for Angelina Hoelie. That makes me smile.
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Actually jen was the one who filed for divorce... so technically... she DUMPED brad !! Dunno why people forget that !
Fucking awesome video.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:27pm.
OMG OMG OMG I don't give a shit!
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LOL! My sentiments exactly.
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
WTF!? I'm from Kelowna BC!!! How the holy hell did I not know about these two hot pieces!?!
Regardless of what this ho does with the rest of her life..cure cancer.. colonize Mars...whatever... she will always be the girl that got kicked to the curb for Angelina Hoelie. That makes me smile.
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Go to the beach.
Drink some wine.
Laugh a lot.
This woman is a GURU! That would work for me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And I should take these people seriously because...???. That woman looks more like a lonely cat lady than Aniston does, honestly. From her annoying monotonous voice to her raging hooked-on-the-80's fashion sense, this woman is pathetic. The dude is too, while I'm at it.
And where is the rock they crawled under from located, anyway?. I know they said Canada, but um, still.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
OMG OMG OMG I don't give a shit!
I feel like I just dropped acid. What in god's name was that?!
Ever since Brad got kicked out of the house for calling Angie 'Rachel Greene' and moving in with Mary Kate Olsen, while Angie moved onto a fling with Bai Ling, this whole group has been boring.
The drank and drove! Bad Butler, I need to spank you now!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
I likes them.
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Well it isn't a DLISTED Friday without a loon thread!!!
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HENDS! RUN!
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