Monday, August 10th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 7th!
Not to be upstaged by Ryan O'Neal, Ron Howard's kids made sure they could tell everybody they got a piece of their dad at the funeral. - ISprainedMyUvula
Runners-up:
Jennifer Aniston has found the perfect man. He tastes delicious with cookie dough, ice cream and tears. - freebird
I thought "REST IN PIECE" was a nice touch. - Sweetas
Kirstie Alley's dream date. - jazzfish_77
VIA Cake Wrecks
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ISMU, freebird and jazzah - kick ass!!! All excellent but ISMU - that was perfection.
Love you horz!!! You know where MK. ;) XOXOXOXO
Congrats ISMU!! And all you funny runnersup!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Congrats ISMU! Funny as always. You know where you can pick up your wedgie!
WTG, to the rest of the fabulous hookers! Freebie♥, Sweetas♥ and Jazzy♥! Great captions!!
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
Uvula wins Uvula wins!!!!
Well done hun!!! Haha's
xxx
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Congrats UVULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious!
Congrats to Jazzy, Freebird and Sweetas too! Funny Horz! :)
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*Blondeface*
I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
hello,everyone!!
I found a great dating site______Wealthyloving.com_____.
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
WOOHOO! Uvie, that is hilarious! Jazzy & Sweetas always funny as hell! SWEET!!! Thanks, MK!
Uvula! Funnay ho! ♥ u girl!
Frrebird and jazzfish.....always funny as hell you two! Love em!
SWEETAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mah main hooker! *high fives*
Congrats to the "all-star" winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG All mah whores WON! congrats, bitches!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOL @ Jazzfish!!!!
Congrats to all!! :D
Awww, some of my faves, too.
Love you funny bunnies.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Congrats to all you hot sluts.
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth! That there looks just like ole Cleaster Cherry from up at the Gas n Go.
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If you need sommin' good fer what ails you, stop by Auntie's Veranda.
http://antiesveranda.11.forumer.com/index.php?sid=c52b3722c04a1386b4e125...
Big congratulations to ISMU!! Awesomely funny!
Big yays! to freebird and Sweetas very funny ones!!
A real whore's hole of winners today!
Congratulations to a Trio of Dlisted Sweethearts and the always funny Jazzy.
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
It's like the Who's Who/Whore of CT winners. Congrats ISMU puhfect entry, freebee(I called that one), Sweetas-ya CT Qween, and jazzy-always has me laughing. Congrats you funny funny peoples.
wonderful job by some of my hottest sluts! majah congrats to you funny fuckers!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Holy cakes, Batman! Three of my favorite pundits won today!
Congrats ISMU!!! And freebird and jazzy!! A trifecta of win, with Sweetas as the cherry on top! Or would it be ISMU on top? Oh, well - congrats, you funny hos!
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Bottom-feeder.
Brillian ISMU! Absolutely brilliant.
'Till Eat do us part, as long as we both shall live.
A few colleges have recently begun to offer the Mortuary Baking major.
Photos are leaked of the world's most delicious autopsy.
Despite Reginald's efforts to spice things up at his funeral service, most found it too vanilla.
The Marie Antionette funeral package.
Wake n' Bake.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was at a coroner's convention
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Next time we will get the grandpa upsidedown cake, that one has fudge on the top....
I don't know about you guys but I'm having a ball!
Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 8:52am.
Mommy, grandpa's balls taste different than they usually do.
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Winner!
The only appropriate way Joseph saw to remind people in his Will of how much he hated them in life was to simply have them "bit me and eat me fucktards."
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
Capitalizing on the popularity of the Head Urn, Cremation Solutions introduces the Mourning Cake, the perfect vessel for spreading the ashes of your loved one at any funeral gathering.
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"The sanest days are mad"...morrissey
Honestly. Sometimes these pictures just leave m e speechless. I don't think that's fair.lol
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Wake Me Up Cake.
Good thing they didnt put that chocolate toupe' on grandpa, you can spot one of those a mile away!
i want the moustache!!!
**"Who am I? Why am I here?" (J. Stockdale)**
Eat the rich.
Try the cock. It's a delicacy!
This is NOT an authentic Billy Mays cake, there is no powdered sugar in the moustache!
Mommy, grandpa's balls taste different than they usually do.
All i have to do is look at grandpa and it adds 10 pounds to my hips......
I get the Peen!!
The cannibal clan celebrated their daughter's first birthday.
"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom
delores refused to let grandpa's death interfere with her birthday party
Little girl on the left: "Get the fuck up, uncle Hank!"
Mary-Claire
"Take another little piece of my heart, now Baby."
Eat your heart out, Stalin! --Lenin