Blame The Bad Shit
Daaaaamn! So Billy Mays' autopsy report just came out and the stuff found in his system reads like Lindsay Lohan's grocery list. TMZ says the following drugs were detected in his system: Vicodin, Oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam (anti-anxiety). They also found booze.
The Hillsborough County medical examiner's office said Billy died from heart disease, but cocaine was a contributing cause of death. The report added that Billy used the bad shit a few days before his death, but not immediately prior.
Billy was taking the prescription painkillers for hip pain. The medical examiner said that it didn't look like Billy was a pill head, because he was taking the correct amount of drugs and wasn't abusing.
And here I was thinking Billy's crazy energy was au naturale. I probably though that because every time I watched him on TV I was stoned, so I couldn't see the signs clearly.
UPDATE: Billy Mays' widow just released a statement and she is pissed about the medical examiner's office releasing a preliminary report:
"We are extremely disappointed by the press release released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner's office. We believe it contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension, which only demonstrates how important it is to regularly monitor one's health.
Given the hectic nature and pace of Billy's life, especially during the past 10 months of his exhaustive travel across the country, it was not surprising to hear that hypertension was the cause of his death. We were totally unaware of any non prescription drug usage and are actively considering an independent evaluation of the autopsy
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As those who were close to Billy knew, he had been in chronic pain for more than two years and was about to have his third hip surgery in 18 months. His use of prescription pain medication for his hip condition was guided by his physician and was at recommended usage levels. This has been a very difficult period for our family and we appreciate the respect for our privacy that Billy's many clients, fans and members of the media have extended. We appreciate your continued thoughts and prayers for the family and will not have any immediate comment beyond this statement."
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Bad things happen when you cut your cocaine with a powdered version of Just For Men beard dye.
So sad. I can't understand why people, especially ones with really small children, can be so stupid as to use coke.
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The family is usually last to know about people's secret vices. I mean like I let everyone believe I've got a gland issue with me being over 800 pounds.
*looks around*
^throws empty bag of chips, scraped bottomless Ben & Jerry's, and 6 empty cans of Coke in neighbor's recycle bin^
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I always pegged him for a coke user, but I don't think he was high during his commercials. He struck me as the naturally hyper-type who would get quiet and weird on the stuff. Knew quite a few of them back in the day. Now the question is who was he using with? It usually goes along with weird sex. Sorry for his family if they really didn't know. But for gawd's sake, coke causes hypertension.
That shirt didn't kill him?
in-a-godda-da-vida baby !!!
untreated HYPERTENSION?! if he had a physician who was supposed to check his hip pains and aches and prescribe med's for them, and who was supposed to perform a hip replacement surgery on him within days from his "unexpected" death.. you would think his blood pressure was measured a few times.. and from all I'm reading, I doubt that mr. Billy was a bit squeamish and neglectful in keeping up with his "meds".. Sometimes it's best to shut the f up, in my opinion.. yeah, thanks for the public announcement lady, in telling us we should always monitor our bp!
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I suspect a coup by Antony Sullivan, the sneaky bastard.
I love the shirt!
*ducks bricks*
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Kahool shirt! I hope he was buried in it, because it made him look hot!
"Speculative conclusions?" It's the medical examiner's office, not the National Enquirer!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I believe a serious crime against fashion has been committed with that shirt he's wearing.
Perhaps it was a new dust cloth he was trying on.
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At first, it was thought by the family, luggage falling on his head on a recent flight, caused head trauma and death.
Nope! It was all the FREE DRINKS in first class!
That's where the responsibilty lies.
Perhaps the M.E. drew "speculative conclusions", when stating cocaine contributed to Mr. May's uncontrolled hypertension and ensuing death.
Taking Vicodin, Oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, and temazepan, in properly prescribed doses, mixed with alcohol, alone, could have caused respiratory/cardiac arrest.
Throw in coke, and his B/P must've been a roller coaster ride.
I'm surprised he lived this long.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:03am.
One of my aunts has had ONE knee surgery and it's fricking pain hell. I believe Mrs. Billy Mays on this one. Hell I'll even give Billy Mays a pass for snorting coke. Three major surgeries in 18 months would make me want to knock myself out for a decade; the pain has to be excruciating.
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Three major surgeries within an 18 month timespan? I can do better then that. I had three major surgeries within a FOUR month timespan. Had my entire colon removed. Among other awful followup surgeries.
And all my doctor gave me for pain was vicodin. With no refill. And getting him to write me a prescription for a refill was like pulling teeth. But I sure didn't get a list of painkillers. I could barely even get him to give me some Ambien for insomnia. Which I only took once.
Buy yeah, I guess I can't blame Billy either. If I had a doctor that would have wrote me out precriptions for all that stuff it would have made things MUCH easier for me.
I would be cracked out too if my legacy was going to be hocking Magic Putty.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by original putas: "..He had a personal physician "closely" monitoring his pain medication use, but this same doctor never bothered with his blood pressure?"
Right? That doesn't pass the smell test.
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That's exactly what I was wondering. Something isn't right.
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Good for Billy, his heart may have been weak but his 'good times' instincts were strong! I'd rather go out of this world the Billy Mays way that live in pain and boredom. CHEERS BILLY! (yelled, 'coz Billy likes it like that!)
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One of my aunts has had ONE knee surgery and it's fricking pain hell. I believe Mrs. Billy Mays on this one. Hell I'll even give Billy Mays a pass for snorting coke. Three major surgeries in 18 months would make me want to knock myself out for a decade; the pain has to be excruciating.
I bet his wife is on twice as many drugs, at least. How could she listen to that voice otherwise?
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"[We] will not have any immediate comment beyond this statement."
Well thank heaven for that. There was already enough bullshit in this one.
Yeah, Mrs. Mays, high blood pressure makes alcohol and cocaine metabolites appear in the blood. That's why doctors (not the dealer your husband was seeing) go out of their way to treat it---can't have anyone having too much fun.
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The family's statement reminds me a lot of the Taconic Wrong-Way Killer's family. Disappointed with the toxicology reports. Uh, the TRUTH?
NO ONE had any IDEA that she was a fucking alcoholic? Ten drink's worth and counting, and weed in her system by 1:00 pm, but her husband never saw her drunk EVER? Really?
Submitted by original putas: "..He had a personal physician "closely" monitoring his pain medication use, but this same doctor never bothered with his blood pressure?"
Right? That doesn't pass the smell test.
Of course, now his family can sue for malpractice.
You know, Billy Mays WOULD go out like that. The legend goes on...15 years from now they'll either be saying he went out like Tony Montana or like a rock star under a pile of hookers and blow.
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That shirt makes me want to punt CATs.
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LEAVE BILLY ALONE!!!11!
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:42pm.
...go Tiger, go Tiger!.....a Dlisted anthem for all the departed douchbags would be a fitting send off!...it's what they really really need!....because we care so much, of course...*cough, sputter, hock a loogie and fart a big one (and scratch my balls if I had balls)*...
...0h and fuck Dr. Drew again for trying to ruin our fun....
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...go Tiger, go Tiger!.....a Dlisted anthem for all the departed douchbags would be a fitting send off!...it's what they really really need!....because we care so much, of course...*cough, sputter, hock a loogie and fart a big one (and scratch my balls if I had balls)*...
...0h and fuck Dr. Drew again for trying to ruin our fun....
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Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:57pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Fuck you, Dr. Drew" needs to be a Dlisted anthem...
I say we get M&M on the job...
Fuck you Dr. Drew
Who need you
Ain't no nary
Mary Cary
wanna get wi' chu...
Anyhow you nerd ass mofo...
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Submitted by original putas on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
So let me see if can get this straight: He had a personal physician "closely" monitoring his pain medication use, but this same doctor never bothered with his blood pressure?
...maybe his doctor was Conrad Murray?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I don't think I could ever be high enough to wear a shirt like that.
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Oh no? Here, smoke this shit....
*Shhhh...don't tell Mani, but I made a tasty smoking blend out of Billy Mays's medicine cabinet and Michael Jackson's left over IV fluid....* This should be a hoot to watch...Shhhh....
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...Ok, I won't tell...*waiting patiently for a toke*...
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Follow it up with a shot of PURPLE DRANK...C'mon, don't be a PUSSY...Get it? *Elbowing mahaatma in the ribs*...Pussy!...Cuz I'm a cat...ahahaha! I kill me!
Now drink and smoke this shit so I kill you too...What? Everyone's doing it! It's the trend! You are NOBODY 'til you've OD'd on the bad shit...Trust me, you'll be HUGE after this...Ok, down the hatch!!!
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...make that PURPLE DRANK a triple!...with a lime wedge please!....and how'bouts an IV Propofol chaser!.....Tigerpuss, you dang fe-lions knows how to partaaaay!....(fuck you Dr. Drew)...
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I need at least that many drugs to tolerate the sound of his voice, so I'm not surprised in the least.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I don't think I could ever be high enough to wear a shirt like that.
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Oh no? Here, smoke this shit....
*Shhhh...don't tell Mani, but I made a tasty smoking blend out of Billy Mays's medicine cabinet and Michael Jackson's left over IV fluid....* This should be a hoot to watch...Shhhh....
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...Ok, I won't tell...*waiting patiently for a toke*...
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Follow it up with a shot of PURPLE DRANK...C'mon, don't be a PUSSY...Get it? *Elbowing mahaatma in the ribs*...Pussy!...Cuz I'm a cat...ahahaha! I kill me!
Now drink and smoke this shit so I kill you too...What? Everyone's doing it! It's the trend! You are NOBODY 'til you've OD'd on the bad shit...Trust me, you'll be HUGE after this...Ok, down the hatch!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I don't think I could ever be high enough to wear a shirt like that.
I wore a shirt like that once when I dressed as a Pirate for halloween. For realz.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I don't think I could ever be high enough to wear a shirt like that.
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Oh no? Here, smoke this shit....
*Shhhh...don't tell Mani, but I made a tasty smoking blend out of Billy Mays's medicine cabinet and Michael Jackson's left over IV fluid....* This should be a hoot to watch...Shhhh....
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So let me see if can get this straight: He had a personal physician "closely" monitoring his pain medication use, but this same doctor never bothered with his blood pressure?
something so sinister, especially at his age, went unchecked?
sounds suspect.
Nevertheless, I feel sorry for his wife, grieving publicly while defending your husband and dealing with your own shock at his bullshit must suck.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I don't think I could ever be high enough to wear a shirt like that.
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Oh no? Here, smoke this shit....
*Shhhh...don't tell Mani, but I made a tasty smoking blend out of Billy Mays's medicine cabinet and Michael Jackson's left over IV fluid....* This should be a hoot to watch...Shhhh....
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...Ok, I won't tell...*waiting patiently for a toke*...
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
i suppose if anyone was on coke it'd be billy. with all the screaming. rip billy
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 6:00pm.
I don't think I could ever be high enough to wear a shirt like that.
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Oh no? Here, smoke this shit....
*Shhhh...don't tell Mani, but I made a tasty smoking blend out of Billy Mays's medicine cabinet and Michael Jackson's left over IV fluid....* This should be a hoot to watch...Shhhh....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's wearing my nana's bingo blouse. Meanwhile, who the hell prescribes oxycodone, vicodin AND valium? And is he covered by my HMO?
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WTF!
Never in a million years would I have guessed Billy could give Dr. Rockzo a run for his money.
Ohhhh noooo! I read Blame it on the Bad Shirt..SHIRT!!! ahahahaa.
Coma Caca!!
I don't know who this dude was either and quite honestly, I don't give a shit. Dude and his family must be very proud of the amount of coverage MK is giving them. I highly doubt this man had this much attention while he was alive.
And he was an addict? meh.
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Jesus - when will anyone learn you just can't do that shit in your 40's or 50's.....the ticker just won't take it....Coke is something to look back on with fondness & memories, but damn - not like it's sanctioned by AARP.
thar burned koala died from smoking eucalyptus leaves and meth....
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Am I the only one on earth who never heard of this guy or saw him on tv before he died?!
Whatever, the wife/fam are grieving - let 'em say what they want to say. Dealing w/ loss is one thing, but to find out it's b/c of something that person brought upon himself is something else entirely. The reality and anger will come later. Just my opinion.