Friday, August 7th 2009
Steer Clear!
Naomi Campbell left a costume party in Ponzo, Italy last night dressed like Pocabeatyoass and looking like she wanted to scalp a bitch! When Naomi gives bitchface, you better either get on your knees and pray or call 911. Every Blackberry within a 1-mile vicinity shut down.
Naomi was at the party with her hot ass billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin. You know, dude must love it when Naomi whoops his nutsack with her Blackberry and scratches at his ass lips with her nails, because I don't know how it's possible that they've been together this long. Vladimir is into beat n' boning and Naomi is into hardcore money. It's the secret to their success!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 6:09pm.
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From the restaurant scene in "To Wong Foo" :
Naomi Campbell (to Noxeema) : I wish I could be as beautiful as you.
Noxeema (sweetly) :Aha-ha! Oh, honey! (snidely) Good luck!
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Bottom-feeder.
With that costume she looks just like Wesley Snipes in Too Wong Foo. LOL
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Naomi Campbell's Devil Eyes. She looks much better without the red photoshopped out.
she looks like Wesley Snipes a la "To Wong Foo"
Um, I find it fucking creepy when grown ass men wear ALL WHITE head to toe. Maybe too many pictures of Guy Ritchie and Asston Kutcher going to their freakay ass Purim Parties. Or too many cult leaders or new age gurus who dress like that. A huge don't up there with tasseled loafers or loafers with out socks. Ok just LOAFERS is bad enough.
And he's a billionaire so he is getting ass on the side. No matter who she is (er, or WAS..) he still is. Seems true the richer dude is the more likely he is spreading it, and thin. Part and parcel, bitch!
i so totally NEED to be NayNay's personal assistant! it's hard to find good help...if a bitch hired me she wouldn't need to throw her cell phones at peeps. I'd throw them for her.
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just keep your expectations low...
Look at those eyes, I like what she did with "her hair".
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
She's Poke-a-hot-ass.
I wish someone would skin this alternatively peta spokesperson/fur wearing cunt alive and turn her skin into a pair of shoes for my feet.
Doesn't she look just like Little Richard with that mustache? Are mustaches in this year for fall fashion, are we gals going to have to use Rogaine on our faces to grow little Richard mustaches, God I hope not.
That's just plain ass freaky looking.
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Uggh-last thing I saw before I signed off and went to sleep was this fug biotch from the Slapaho tribe.
Pocahotmess.
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I can't believe MK ended the day with a post about her. This was "Afternoon Crumbs" material at best.
And here I thought I was the only one who felt like crap this morning, but I see MK is probably in no better shape.
Happy Saturday All.
I have a hangover from hell and have decided not to drink again for a long while, if ever. BLAH!
The only place she gets press now is the gossips because she's done she's over she's so 1988.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
Wake the fuck up MK!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
This is a perfect example that money cannot buy class or good taste. And, I am referring to both of them.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
This bitch is still here? *goes back to Saturday morning chores in a huff*
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she´s always attracting attention
I wish MK would wake up, so tired of seeing this broad looking like she just finished rimming her BFs poopy sphincter.
Trannyhontas.
That is one crazy bitch. Cue the countdown to the bitching in the media over the "racist" costume in 5, 4, 3, 2..
COSTUME FAIL
Did she get that from Target? With all his dough and all her styling pals she comes up with this???
Tits look like top is made for midget by comparison and a ....love heart belt?
His looks like its something Dolph Lungren threw back in the closet and 2 sizes too big.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
thumbnail #3- mop head (in mom jeans and fug fuchsia bag) breaks between-season curfew. :/
Linebackerhontas.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:37pm.
You can't fight when you're high? Wanna bet?? You haven't been paying attention to Wino's track record! That feisty little skank will slice a ho at a moments notice. She just looks dead to lull you into a false sense of security. Then BAM! Fatal headbutt to the noggin!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:00pm.
Wino vs Naomi?
no contest. Naomi will lay the bitch to waste. homegirl is a hoodrat and has a bigger reach. wino is skeletal and high.you can't fight when you're high.
I'd like to date a billionaire.
She's fat
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:12pm.
I have to disagree my pissing friend.
Naomi has laid out stewardesses AND maids. There is nothing wino can come at her with that she hasn't dealt with before.
If they put this on pay per view they could both make a fucking fortune.
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Pfft. Stewardesses and maids are easy to take out! They subservient and stand at attention long enough to take aim. Wino has taken out drunky fans and members of her concert crowd, and you know those bitches be moving targets!
Plus, the Wino has street smarts when it comes to fightin. Naomi hasn't walked with the common people since... well, since she was around 14. Her lavish lifestyle tends to makes peeps slow and complacent. Don't get me wrong, Naomi can eye shank with the best of them, but she all front when it comes down to actually slicing and dicing.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Naomi looks like she a mustache in the main photo. And crazy in her eyes.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:12pm.
I have to disagree my pissing friend.
Naomi has laid out stewardesses AND maids. There is nothing wino can come at her with that she hasn't dealt with before.
If they put this on pay per view they could both make a fucking fortune.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:29pm.
Nite Tiger! It wouldn't be a visit to dl without seeing you!! Me loves your tiger ass!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
....Night Tiger!.....raw meat wishes and caviar dreams!...
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
Goodnight my Tigre...grrrrl
Coma Caca!!
Nite whores, I love you more than Naomi Campbell loves anger management...but I must get my beeyootay sleep....Dr. Murray??? Where you at?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:41pm.
Tiger, I don't know Freddie, but I heart any whore that tries to leave a permanent reminder of her drunk fuckery on a friends body! Nothing says I love you like a bowl burn! Bless her drug induced hard parting ass.
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Cheesus bless her....
Somewhere Freddie is eating VELVEETA GRITS and honorin'em wif a bong hit for Cheesus...Somewhere Freddie is disfiguring a fellow junkie with some sort of blazing hot smokin apparatus, then snackin' on Chester Cheeto's delicious orange cheesy fried puff peen and chasin' it wif some PURPLE DRANK...You know that how Freddie role...You know it is...
Um...tiger been hangin' too much wif some Freddieness...
Is this real life?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 9:02pm.
Naomi. She's mean down to her bones. Plus she has more than a few years on Wino. Cunning and guile will win over a boozed up young druggie any day... or so I hope, I'm off to a free movie in the park tonight.
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No, Naomi is cunty down to her bones. Wino has street fighter moves.. which trumps rich, stuck up, self-important hissy fit cuntiness anyday.
Enjoy the movie TITS, whatever it is! Will be waiting for a review a.s.a.p.
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....In Freddie's honor, I may be naked skinny dipping soon after a few more bowls of Bubba...fuck those uptight neighbors - and DR. DREW!.....
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 7:51pm.
Ok, Dlisted ho's, here's a question fer ya...
CAGE MATCH...
NAOMI VS. WINO...
fight to the death...
Who wins?
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Naomi. She's mean down to her bones. Plus she has more than a few years on Wino. Cunning and guile will win over a boozed up young druggie any day... or so I hope, I'm off to a free movie in the park tonight.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:41pm.
Tiger, I don't know Freddie, but I heart any whore that tries to leave a permanent reminder of her drunk fuckery on a friends body! Nothing says I love you like a bowl burn! Bless her drug induced hard parting ass.
Imma snort some vodka and fall into a potted plant in her honour!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Is it just me or does anyone else notice the "Please somebody...anybody help me" look in Vlad's eyes in all of the pics?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:18pm.
And the Wino is small and fast like lightning! Yes, Naomi's has powerful amazon legs that could crush your ribs if she got a hold of you.. but I imagine they'd be slow to action. By the time Naomi had searched through her purse for her blackberry of destruction, Wino would have her crackpipe wizzing through the air ninja style!
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Crack pipe wizzing through the air ninga style????? DListed poetry...
It reminds me of one of my college aged mentors...Her name was Freddie and she was a hot slut...Freddie ALWAYS had some good shit and ALWAYS shared...(that's like the highest order of DListed angels up in there, so I've touched greatness...holiness even...)
Freddie, however, enjoyed givin' folks "bowl burns" when she had too much of the good shit mixed wif some bad shit...She considered that a "bonding experience"...Um, yeah...BITCH NEARLY SCARRED MY ASS WIF HER DRUGGIE FUCKIN' SHIT!
However, I lift my fattie and glass of vino to Freddie...I lost touch with her after she left freshman year with a 0.00 average...AWESOME!! None of you whores can boast a 0.00...Don't even lie...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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...god bless the Freddies of this world!!!
*lifting glass of vino and inhaling deeply*
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:18pm.
And the Wino is small and fast like lightning! Yes, Naomi's has powerful amazon legs that could crush your ribs if she got a hold of you.. but I imagine they'd be slow to action. By the time Naomi had searched through her purse for her blackberry of destruction, Wino would have her crackpipe wizzing through the air ninja style!
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Crack pipe wizzing through the air ninga style????? DListed poetry...
It reminds me of one of my college aged mentors...Her name was Freddie and she was a hot slut...Freddie ALWAYS had some good shit and ALWAYS shared...(that's like the highest order of DListed angels up in there, so I've touched greatness...holiness even...)
Freddie, however, enjoyed givin' folks "bowl burns" when she had too much of the good shit mixed wif some bad shit...She considered that a "bonding experience"...Um, yeah...BITCH NEARLY SCARRED MY ASS WIF HER DRUGGIE FUCKIN' SHIT!
However, I lift my fattie and glass of vino to Freddie...I lost touch with her after she left freshman year with a 0.00 average...AWESOME!! None of you whores can boast a 0.00...Don't even lie...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:18pm.
I vote for Wino too...Wino is like a cockroach...Ho will survive anything, even the biblical WRATH of Naomi...Don't get me wrong, Naomi will get some skull crackin' blows in wif her Crackberry...but Wino's Cockroach skills will allow her to seal her cracked out Crackberry cracked cranium with her own cokey snot and some duct tape, then adapt to the brain damage by becoming meaner...oh, and more fertile...*shiver*...
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...cokey snot and duct tape - makes total sense when you put it that way....let's just hope she uses that duct tape to cover that smelly fertile potential baby makin' puss of hers.... do we really need a Wino Jr.?... Hell to the NO!......*shudder and shiver*....
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:18pm.
And the Wino is small and fast like lightning! Yes, Naomi's has powerful amazon legs that could crush your ribs if she got a hold of you.. but I imagine they'd be slow to action. By the time Naomi had searched through her purse for her blackberry of destruction, Wino would have her crackpipe wizzing through the air ninja style!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Noelegy on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 8:21pm.
Umm, how is she still relevant?
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She isn't, someone was just trying to use up the rest of the pictures on the roll of film.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Wow! Crazy eyes... Stand clear!