Monday, August 10th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Jimmy Dean the Sausage King (81)
Devon Aoki (27)
Kaysar Ridha (29)
Joanna Garcia (30)
Angie Harmon (37)
Justin Theroux (38)
Antonio Banderas (49)
Rosanna Arquette (50)
Diane Venora (57)
Patti Austin (59)
Ronnie Spector (66)
Betsey Johnson (67)
Eddie Fisher (81)

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Submitted by xnx on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:55pm.

Me three, MrDrGfunk, me three. Cheers!

Submitted by MrDrGfunk on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:20pm.

Hahaha, Sausage King.
It's my birthday too, Sausage King!
Happy Birthday us!

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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 2:19pm.

Happy Birthday to all the hos, esp. B. Johnson, keep cartwheeling baybee.

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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:58pm.

JIMMY DEAN:

START ADDING TURKEY SAUSAGE TO YOUR PRODUCT LINE OR ELSE I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND PERSONALLY KICK YOUR ASS! happy birthday anyway lololol!

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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"

Carwash 1976

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Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:25pm.

HBD Ronnie Spector!!

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:20pm.

This is a meaty classic

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/74229/

Jimmy Dean is for southern people to eat with their breakfast with the fried eggs and the t-bone steaks.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:25am.

HB PATTI AUSTIN:

An underrated vocal talent who showed up on some great records.She could jam:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6WDFPX6tp0

...Or she could chill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lVzavsXRd4

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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:26am.

Happy Birthday A. Banderas

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:07am.

Stock Broker, I think the Bacon Queen is Kyra Sedgwick. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/post_thumbs/Kevin_Bacon...

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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

Submitted by Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii... on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:59am.

I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii... on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:59am.

I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

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Submitted by gossips2014 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:56am.

hello,everyone!!
I found a great dating site______Wealthyloving.com_____.
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:40am.

I thought Ferris Bueller was the Sausage King?

I wonder who the Bacon Queen is?
(Kirstie Alley? Oprah?)
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:14am.

I expected more Patti Austin luv on her B-Day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OwqS0nIqc&feature=related
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:53am.

One more Jimmy Dean comment - I forgot that JD was the creator of this monstrosity:

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/2006/07/jimmy-dean-chocolate-chip-pancakes.h...

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Submitted by Antie Bellum on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:38am.

I do love sausage. We make our own y'know. Sometimes them little squealers are hard to catch,but when you do. Ohhweee, thats some good eaten.

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If you need sommin' good fer what ails you, stop by Auntie's Veranda.
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:37am.

Re: Jimmy Dean's sausages - found a great youtube clip - a Texan calling their 1-800 number to complain about a change in the package size.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:35am.

and by Sausage he means dicks.

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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:25am.

HB Ronnie Spector! She was lucky to make it out of her marriage to Phil alive!
HB Joanna Garcia from "Reba" - an even guiltier pleasure than DListed.
HB Betsey Johnson - when I was a shy teen I dreamed of growing up and wearing outrageous Betsey Johnson dresses.... never happened :(

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Submitted by MJF on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:15am.

"Jimmy Dean - The Sausage King" indeed. I'll be the judge of that!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:12am.

Kinda funny that his biggest hit was "Big Bad John"
(maybe not his biggest hit but who knows)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMo1YctuLhQ

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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:12am.

Happy b-day to Jimmy Dean ...mmmm sausage and eggs yum. Feliz cumpleanitos José Antonio Domínguez Banderas!! SIIII uyyy. and the rest have a nice bday too.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:09am.

happy bday to the sausage king...eating the sausage every day is why jimmy dean's coat is so glossy...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:08am.

Happy B-Day Ronnie, Patti, Jimmy (BTW-he had hit records and own TV show before he started selling sausage) and Antonio. Eddie had some beautiful wives (Debbie Reynolds, Liz Taylor, Connie Stevens etal), but from what I have read, he is a jerk.
All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes
Rosanna, Rosanna
I never thought that a girl like you could ever care for me,Rosanna...

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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:07am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:23am.

mmmm sausage......
angie is a conservative bitch. fuck her.

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Her politics aside, I loved her on Law & Order.

The sausage metaphors are going to be a'flyin' today. Make sure you're wearing safety goggles.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:02am.

HB sluts.

Good morning to the rest of you gypsies and thieves.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:02am.

Happy Birthday Antonio!
Careful when your Mrs gives you kisses, she may develop a vacuum seal with them big ol lips of hers.
On another note, THANK GOD there is finally some new material to snark about.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:00am.

Morning sluts. Too many jokes with this one, don't know where to begin.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:53am.

mmmm sausage......
angie is a conservative bitch. fuck her.

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Fucka doodle-do.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:51am.

Long live the sausage king !

I love me some Kaysar -- that's when Big Brother casts were good. Anyhoo, HB you sexy bitch.

Mornin' Hos :)

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Submitted by AngelWings on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:50am.

Hey Ang!
SO this is teh main huh?

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:48am.

HB, Antonio, still sexy! Rawrrr!

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:01am.

Jimmy Dean the Sausage King -if this is his birth name, I will marry him. Mother Superior the Sausage Queen. Oh yeah....bring it on!

HB to Mr Sausage and the rest! :D

Edit: I didn't know how to spell sausage... :P

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Submitted by Ang on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:44am.

"I'm Abe Frohman, the Sausage King of Chicago."