Hot Slut Of The Day!
Koda the dwarf pony - I can always count on the Daily Mail to keep me informed about the most important animal stories in the world and today they have brought Koda into my life! (Note to self: mustnotmakesjpjokesmustnotmakesjpjokesmustnotmakesjpjokes).
Look at this little pony! Koda is like a pony version of a pony (forgive me it's Saturday). 13-month-old Koda is currently only 23 inches tall and he's not expected to get any taller. He's about the same size of a cat! Koda was diagnosed as a little horsey soon after he was born. He was also born with a shit load of medical problems. One of the vets said that they had to operate on his legs, because they were all sorts of wonky. The next step is to fix his teefs so they fit his jaw. Koda doesn't let his issues get him down and he still gets into trouble chewing shit and stuff. They expect him to live a happy and healthy life after that.
Koda reminds my ass of the Cabbage Patch pony I had as a kid. Koda's even adorable when he's sniffing pussy ass (see thumbnail #2).
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That cat has an enormous vagina. Is that bothering anyone else? No? Ok.
Maybe the pony can trade teeth with the picture below. Then again, they might be too big too.
Totally apartment sized! What a doll!
i don't belive in god. but this pony proves HEAVEN exists. Me love pony.
oh no, i sense trouble coming in the maru camp.
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Awwww, what a cute little nugget!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 8:31pm.
awww, Verne Troyer can finally say he's hung like a horse
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Ahahahahaha...leave it to TV!!!
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He looks like a stuffed animal.
What a cute little horsey face! Where can I get one? Finally, a little pony house pet.
I want one!!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Lookit the tiny pony!! Its soo teeny and little and adorable! I hope he gets his stuff fixed so he can live a long happy life.
P.S. If tiny pony dies, please don't tell us MK. I can't take another Sam the Koala story!
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This is so weird, I just got back from a day of pony rides with my daughter. Weird.
awww, Verne Troyer can finally say he's hung like a horse
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
He's a little fellar. And now thanks to him, any man can claim to be hung like a horse.
He's a little mooshmuffin!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
Awww, that's just the cutest thing ever.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
....OMG!!!...Koda is possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen!....
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"you'll LOVE my nuts!!! Vince, demonstrating the Slap Chop
The only way those photo's could have been any cuter was if the cat was riding on the pony's back!
I want one, I wonder if they can be box trained, and can you imagine bringing him out for a walk? You'd never get more than a few feet from your house, you would be mobbed with cuteness & love. Ha!
Plecostomoshhl....
You have such a great talent......we should do an exhibition together!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:28pm.
You know what?
People in Europe always nag how loud Americans are BUT they are the nicest ones ever!
They are alwyas chatty and polite and know how to say thank you and please.
All my US clients have been amazing -with one couple even inviting me to their house warming party! I'd rather have that than grumpy Brits :)
this pony should win hot slut of the year, hands down.
adsorable.
I used to work at a stable thatj had a retired circus horsie and I miss him.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:51pm.
But if you have an appointment and you are greeted, you say hi. They don't. No manners.
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HAY! And Americans don't say "Bye" on the phone! What the fuck is THAT all about? I feel so jilted when that happens.
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BritPics
I want this hot slut as a a pet!!!!!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:21pm.
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Well, elephants DO have long memories, and to erase bad ones, it follows that numerous sessions are required.
I was working at the zoo, at the time, during the break before college, so it kinda ruffled my feathers. His family didnt receive much compensation.
On a lighter note: LOL Plecostomus,an elephant NEVER forgets. I swear the matriarch bitch always gives me the side eye ever since I dissed her during a show.
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
Too cute!
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 1:17pm.
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Awww, thanks tonta. My work involves graphic design and I like fooling around with reality on Photoshop for the lulz. It's a stress-reliever for me and I'm happy when it makes people laugh, too. Besides, MK gives us such great material to work with.
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Bottom-feeder.
He's so cute!!
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*gasp* SO Adorable!!!! I hope all of his problems aren't life threatening, and hope he lives a long life. Cute lil pony!
BRRRRRRRING him to me!
My pet monkey wants to ride him
BTW Plecto
How the hell do you get such good avies???Are you a graphic artist or just some mad lab avie maker??? I love them....gets me laffin and shit
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I wish I had a pony like Koda.
its so cute! and i love the bitch face on that cat...looks like he is about to cut that horse if it gets any closer.
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*Blondeface*
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 11:47am.
LOL
It's not such a drama, but after the 10th person waved me, I pretended not to see them. they're ignoring the sign -I ignore them :)
Today all clients were so moody anyway. I had to pull every word out of their noses.
How is it that Brits can enter a room and not say hi to others? I mean, I don't do that in the bus, hehehe. But if you have an appointment and you are greeted, you say hi. They don't. No manners.
awwww! poor baby...that's why people shouldn't keep trying to breed smaller & smaller animals..they are messing around with bloodlines and creating poor little creatures like Koda. The pony is adorable of course, but not healthy...poor baby!!!
Awwww. Cute pony.
The Daily Mail is what it is: a FUN paper.
One expects a bit more from The NYT, but this is what you are really getting:
Oops, My Bad
August 4, 2009
http://hollywoodandfine.com/fineblog/?p=326
The "Gray Lady" has gone a bit crazy. She's been unwell for years, actually.
I think I can see Michael Jackson's face in its hair.
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Submitted by vidz on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:18pm.
When an elephant trampled its mahout a couple of years ago, the zoo paid a therapist almost 100,000 SGD to counsel it.
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Well, elephants DO have long memories, and to erase bad ones, it follows that numerous sessions are required.
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Bottom-feeder.
hmmm...i want one!
@ Pleco, the princess isn't a horse she's just inbred.
@ vidz, my point exactly.
@ Cass. fuck off,name calling over the internet is so 1995.
I agree with Xerquina. He's a poor innocent horsey and all, but do they really have to go through so much trouble to fix him? There are MILLIONS of kids who need corrective surgery for cleft palate or even simple glasses or hearing aids. It makes me almost physically sick to hear this type of "news". When an elephant trampled its mahout a couple of years ago, the zoo paid a therapist almost 100,000 SGD to counsel it. I nearly died.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
I heard it's made from the bits Beyonce's plastic surgeon cut off her.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Ha! He DOES look just like the Cabbage Patch Pony! Once they get them down to pocket-sized, I'll order a couple. He is one of the only cute horse-type creatures I've seen.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
did you just make an Iliad reference on dlist?!
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Between the thoroughbred Birthday Princess and My Little Pony Koda, it IS Horse Day on DListed, innit?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
did you just make an Iliad reference on dlist?!
Easy, xerq, before Cassandra starts predicting your future too, just like she did back in Troy.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Cassandra on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:03pm.
I applaud you Cass, you're the first person to ever call me a bitch online.I'm sorry the truth ruffled your wings...
Fix teefs, fix legs, and before you know it, Koda's gonna start getting botox and roid lips.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 11:48am.
look at 'em! so beady and all knowing. it's just terrifying.i hate to be cruel, but why go through all this trouble to fix up this horse? in nature he'd be worm food by now.
The same could be said about you, nasty bitch.
OH suhweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.:O :)so itty bitty, i wanta brush Koda and hug Koda.