They Say This Is Big Poppa
TMZ claims this is a picture of The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak trolling around with the mysterious (not really) Big Poppa at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas last November. I'm just going to tell myself this is Kim even though the trick in the picture isn't wearing a wig that looks like it was pieced together using Falcor's asshole hair and Jessica Simpson's leftover weave tracks found in the dumpster outside of Ken Paves' favorite glory hole. Maybe Kim went down to the Mattel factory and upgraded? But the little troll does look like Lee Najjar who has pretty much been confirmed as Big Poppa. Anyway, you can go about your day knowing that you might have seen a picture of the "trash box" (NeNe's words) and her sugar toddler.
And let this be your soundtrack for the day. This is a clip of Kim's new and not improved version of Tardy for the Party! Gone is the country warble! Bitch sounds like she's singing into a megaphone in front of a high-powered fan. The sound effects on an Atari game don't even sound this fucking digital. I still prefer NeNe's version.
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That's really Kimberly Stewart
I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Faboooolussss!!!!
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"Au con-fucking-traire!"
WTF was that crap???
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
Lady CaCa II
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whats your thoughts on the newest house wife ho, candi? any?
PROSTITUTION WHORE!!! please, excuse my tourettes.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
lol
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I like to think of Kim as Tardy for the Potty.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:18pm.
Someone should let her know that we call it "Mentally Challenged for the Party" now.
LOL!! Way to be PC, Madam s!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yikes. Even if that song could go somewhere (like in the trashcan) who would "buy" the live version of that "performance?" Kim Z working lyrics like "Drop that top" makes me feel so uncomfortable I want to crawl out of my skin.
Strangely, if played at a gay nightclub and mixed well it could possibly pass. But there would have to be a lot of booze and bass.
That doesn't even look like her! He must be dating some lookalike.
If that's her - she borrowed Michael Jackson's nose...bitch has got a honker.
Smashing! Now I know there is hope than any one of us can "sing". All I need is a synth, a snare, and a vacuum cleaner tube to vocalize thru. Viole! I'm a fucking star.
Does this delusional "woman" seriously have a record deal? With a reeeeal label, not run out of big poppa's basement? Coyotes carry a tune better and she looks at LEAST 10 yrs. older than she says she is. Who would sign that?
SHANDI! I keep missing her! If someone catches up with her please say I said HAI!
ONT: What the fuck EVER.
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
She definitely is not a Party starter... she needs to sit down and take some lessons from the Miss Lolitas!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 1:25pm.
Retarded at the party!
LMAO!!!!!!
More like "Retarded at the Party". That song rates a big 10 on the Fuck-o-Meter.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I take it they were too embarrassed to release anything but 37 seconds of that electro-mess.
Hard to tell from the profile although it doesn't look like a tranny enough to be Kim.
And that song made my ear drums bleed.
I dunno....this woman doesn't look like Kim to me....not enough chin and the hair looks too real.
Song sucks monkey balls.
Seriously, if Big Poppa is so rich why is he with her chicken fried ass?
I thought Kim's dream was to sing Cuntry?
That hurt my head to type that! UGH!
Submitted by Big Bertha on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:12pm.
Kim is beyond hideous looking, how does she get this rich guy to stay interested?
Vaginal rejuvenation.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:28pm.
Could there BE anything less interesting
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NO!
It's so bad it's making me go The Drudge Report.
peopleperson: thank you. Now I understand.
WTF was that shit ? Tarty for the Party ??
please make that go away..noooowww
It's actually Farty for the Party.
Damn those typos.
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RIP Mr. Hughes.
Thank you for Farmer Ted.
On Topic: KZ is a whore
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:27pm.
@ smurf - drank like an 18 year old and ate drunk food at 5 am. ugh and now i am paying for it :) how are you feeling?
Im great.. not even headache....
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Only women who are trying to impress men wear heels with bathing suits. It's dangerous! With the water?! No. Hopefully, those women are smart enough to go for the money too (they usually are).
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." ~ Michael K.
Could there BE anything less interesting
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@ smurf - drank like an 18 year old and ate drunk food at 5 am. ugh and now i am paying for it :) how are you feeling?
on topic: hate this bitch
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Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:24pm.
I've never understood the whole Heel shoe/sandal wearing with a bathing suit. i wanna relax and not worry that I might trip and fall..(me anywais)is it just me? a question I wanna know the answer to
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It's mandatory gold digger gear.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." ~ Michael K.
I've never understood the whole Heel shoe/sandal wearing with a bathing suit. i wanna relax and not worry that I might trip and fall..(me anywais)is it just me? a question I wanna know the answer to.
Coma Caca!!
When you make Heidi Montag sound like a talented pop star, you know there is something wrong.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." ~ MK
Submitted by Big Bertha on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:12pm.
Kim is beyond hideous looking, how does she get this rich guy to stay interested?
She must swallow, take it up the ass and lick clit for his pleasure. Really, there is no explanation!
I'm as dumbfounded as you. Phony-looking, talentless, classless, AND an attention ho? Who the hell wants a mistress appearing on a reality television show??
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:15pm.
there, there. MissJane, you'll be aight.
Someone should let her know that we call it "Mentally Challenged for the Party" now.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
there's a little cassette tape in my head, going
"throw ya hands in the ay-ah / if youse a tru play-ah"
that is all.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
Old guy hires a whore.
OMG HOLD THE FRONT PAGE
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 12:15pm.
I need a big poppa.
Oh god, I feel like someone ran me over in a tank, backed up and ran me over again. Why do I do this to myself!?
Do I dare to ask how it went?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I need a big poppa.
Oh god, I feel like someone ran me over in a tank, backed up and ran me over again. Why do I do this to myself!?
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Tardy for the party LOL... what a fucking looser.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 11:58am.
I guess she doesn't realize "tardy" has a new meaning these days. She's tardy like that:)
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LMAO I thought the same thing. Tardy, indeed, Kim.
"Tardy for the Party?" The jokes just write themselves!
Kim is beyond hideous looking, how does she get this rich guy to stay interested?
She must swallow, take it up the ass and lick clit for his pleasure. Really, there is no explanation!
why is the guy called Big Poppa. he's not big, unless i am missing something. the pony on the other thread is bigger than him.
Coma Caca!!
So lame it's embarrassing.
Even Auto-Tune couldn't fix this.
oh my...that's a song young(elementary school age) girls would lip sync and make their own "music videos" to at those amusement/theme park places...i might have loved it when i was 6 or 7 (that's being WAY generous)
she's talking, not singing.LOL
and she SAID she dumped Big Poppa, but you know she DIDN'T. :)