Posh Is No Paula
Posh's bony ass blew into Denver yesterday on a paper airplane to sit in as the guest judge on American Idol next to Hackey McClutchJaw and Simon "The Titty" Cowell. According to Radar, not everyone was clapping with their labia lips when they saw Posh. Some contestants were disappointed that Paula wasn't there. Obviously, these contestants don't go on the internet, watch TV, listen to radio, talk to other people or read the "breaking news" section of their PharmRep Magazine, because every bitch knew Paula wasn't going to be there.
Some source-type (aka Paula's day-shift dealer) added, "It didn't go too well. She tried to hard to be 'nice,' but came off as icy and wooden."
If they expected Posh to be crying, then they need to quit sniffing Paula's homemade paste and come back down to Earth. Posh can't cry, because if she sheds one liquid tear, she will immediately dehydrate and turn into a lump of bone dust. And we already know she's as icy as Nicole Kidman's bare clit in a snowstorm. We know this and would expect nothing less.
I shall end this post with some pictures of our Vicodin Viking rising from the ashes by greeting her public at Burbank Airport yesterday. If that Officer Pepaw only knew what was in her bag....
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For one fucking thing: AI is a license to print money. That show makes a fucking fortune. It costs little of nothing to produce and the revenue just rolls on in to the tune of millions and millions and millions. They can very much afford to pay Paula what she is asking for. It isn't about what she's worth. Hell, no one is worth 100 mil, but that's what they are paying Simon. It's not about anyones worth, it's about their cut of the profit they help produce.
So, the deal is this: Simon is making 100 mil and useless dickhead Seacrest is set to make 15 mil this year. So why should Paula settle for 10 mil? Because she is a woman? It's an insult. It's the principle of the thing. It isn't about greed, IT IS ABOUT RESPECT. And they are disrespecting Paula with their lowball offers. Rather you like Paula or you don't it's about the chemistry between the three judges and she fits. She is just as much of an asset to that show as Randy or Simon and a hell of a lot more important to the show than dickhead Seacrest.
This whole thing really really pisses me off and get this: I don't even LIKE Paula Abdul but I still get her point and she has one. She very definitely has one.
I hope AI really loses ratings over this. I hope people are loyal and get their feelings across to the AI people so that they have to beg on their knees to get Paula back. What they have done to her is wrong. It's just wrong.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
I may be the minority here but the more I think about it, I don't really care that she won't be on the show. They could have very well fired her when it came out she allegedly slept with that contestant. They said the main reason she wouldn't come back is because they only wanted to pay her 10 mil? 10 million dollars? Bitch, all you do is sit behind a table making pointless comments about people. This is what I hate about rich people. They can never have enough money. I could live off of $10 million for the rest of my life.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Posh is soooo boring...replace crazy Abdul with boring spice? What a dumb move! I won't be watching AI this season! Team Abdul!
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Submitted by Sookie on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 6:04pm.
shes always so greasy...like a sad, lonely, little chicken bone.....
NASTY
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I hate that too (about her.)
Do you think she takes a bath in a pool of extra virgin Olive Oil (and perhaps also virgin blood) before leaving home?
Seriously though... there's being moisturized and then there's looking like a greasy piece of fried chicken like this.
posh is GROSS.
i know she has smiled - i have seen a video where she smiled and laughed, both.
but that was before the lobotomy, i guess.
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I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Why is her head bigger than her b
ody? She looks like a lollipop.
"Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth and the truth isn't want you want to see..." - the Phantom
On a paper airplane. LMAO!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 9:33pm.
Smiling = wrinkles. Posh don't do wrinkles.
Come to thing of it, Posh NEVER seems to even open her mouth. Not for smiling, not for eating, not for... oh dear, Poor Becks!
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Just occurred to me what's wrong with this picture. The bitch is almost cracking a smile!
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Not for nothing, but its "American Idol". I love Simon. His compliments are real, but one Brit is enough on the panel.
I can't believe that I'm so pissed that Paula's gone! We only started watching this show year before last. Paula is the perfect foil for Simon and Randy. I think her new manager fucked up.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Posh judging singing talent??!!
What!!
She hasn't eaten since the Spice Girls broke up.
GLAMOUR!
Wow! I was gonna leave a cutting comment but why bother when I can look for Rich and Sexy Women!! For Free!! News flash: The rich don't need dating services - even if they look like the bell Ringer of Notre Dame, they're FUCKING RICH. Give it a rest.
shes always so greasy...like a sad, lonely, little chicken bone.....
NASTY
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
she is painfully skinny
If this was an audition of sorts - I'm sure they invited her to guest star as a judge, but surely also wanted to 'test the waters' so to speak - I'm glad the response was overwhelmingly well... underwhelming.
She sucks. Not like Idol is such a masterpiece show which would be ruined by her, but it's definitely successful and this pignosed fucker musn't succeed!
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All I see in that first picture is a head. Did she turn sideways or something?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 3:32pm.
bye smurf!
I'm gonna drink til I look like my avvie, rough ass
week...
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I hear ye.
We should share styling tips because I'm nearly there to look like your avie!!!! LOL
FS made advances and I'm still sane enough to kick him away. For how long??? D
It still doesn't feel real. It feels like any day now they are going to announce that Paula and AI reached a deal. I wasn't going to watch next season either way, but getting rid of Paula is truly the stupidest move ever. I hope their ratings plummet, and there as a pro-Paula backlash. Fuck AI and their stupid execs - Ryan Seacrest is worth $15M a year but Paula is only worth $4M? Nobody cares about Ryan, he just sets up and announces shit. Paula is the heart of the show, drunk or sober. Save Paula! Replace Mary Murphy with her on SYTYCD!
I really like Posh but without Paula... well I hope AI goes down in flames.
bye smurf!
I'm gonna drink til I look like my avvie, rough ass
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Fucka doodle-do.
Byeeeeeeeeeee smurf.
(calle me!!!)
I had the alcoholz as well!
aright horz! I'm off two my second date in the HOSPITAL!, I feel bad for dude, all his family is out of state....
I'll be back later to get my booze one.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
The TMZ vid of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1jA6Ta_m-U
The fuckwit lamely baiting her with questions is annoying. Paula is on some sweet happy pills, can't be bothered with this mofo ;)
oh Paula I how I miss your crazy!
Was Helen Keller not available?
Of course Posh was icy. She is the fucking Ice Queen!
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she's got the anorexic slouch like Mary-Kate Olson.
hmm, I may tune it just to watch her go down on her ass in front of an audience.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:19pm.
your avvie? genius, honey.
satan in a muthafuckin sunday hat.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
They should of got Joe Jackson instead of that bitch
Posh looks really attractive in the above photo.
Ali G interviewed Posh and Becks 10 years ago or so, and Posh was very funny. I wish she'd drop the Diva Ice Queen act, but I guess that's her armor against the Pappz and the tabloids.
I actually like Posh, she's witty and knows it's all an act. Homegirl can't sing for shit but neither does Simon and he's getting all the money. However I will not be watching AI w/o Paula!
I would rather have ice than mush from Paula.
But who is Posh kidding; she can't sing much less judge! :>
Maybe she'd feel better if she ate every now and then, like other humans do. Oh, wait, I forgot - she's a reptile. Never mind.
Meanwhile, I have a feeling Paula's going to be coming out with a Poor Me book with lots of pics in it and testimonials from tons of "people" how awful AI is without her ("You made that show, Paula! How dare they!). The first X amount of hardcover copies will include a demo CD sampling her upcoming CD to be released of new songs that sound eerily like those on Forever Your Girl.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Flatsy, "Don't let her bullshit you. She's not bi. Bi polar, maybe ... but not bi."
Silly Paula...she should have taken the $$!
I'll take Posh over Paula any day!
hmmm...i didn't know when you edit a comment here it bumps up.
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just keep your expectations low...
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:19pm.
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LOL! You really like that guy, eh? So versatile! You're killing me today with your avvies:)
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Icy and wooden, huh? Did they actually need to SEE that to know it would be true? She's totally uncomfortable as a person. At least Paula has that - she's comfortable with her wacked-out self.
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@EllieMay: That's called a bobblehead. Which is a distant cousin to bubblehead.
Me, I just refer to Posh as Coraline.
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who is that hot piece walking beside Paula?? fyi, i am not talking about the cop.
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just keep your expectations low...
indeed, humpa...the one in the sunglasses. i need to hang with paula...she knows where to find the boys AND the meds!
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just keep your expectations low...
Maybe I'm blind but isn't there something funky about Posh's head? I mean it looks photoshopped on it's so big compared to her 8 year old sized body. Something's up. She doesn't look as butt ugly as she usually does. Maybe she's had a head transplant?
The bones! My God, the bones! *runs off screaming*
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I know this won't make a difference either way but I won't be watching this show without Paula. It'll be interesting to see how the show does without her. I will follow if she goes to SYTYCD. A show I have never watched.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:02pm.
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Fat Frida can't compete with that flapjack-flashin' pussay in yours, Mother. She makes me feel disgusted yet oddly-aroused at the same time.
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I'm serious! It's so so so well done!
I never liked Frida's paintings and then I went to the Frida Kahlo exhibition in the National Portrait Gallery and I was blown away by the colours! They would love to show your avie there! :D
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:02pm.
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Fat Frida can't compete with that flapjack-flashin' pussay in yours, Mother. She makes me feel disgusted yet oddly-aroused at the same time.
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Bottom-feeder.