Open Post: Hosted By Drunk Ass Sarah Harding
Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud is one of my favorite drunk Brits. Bitch loves to lap up the sweet nectar and it shows. Look at her ass leaving a London club at 4 in the morning. Druuuunk. When your eyes are unintentionally doing an impersonation of Wonky McValtrex, you've got the drunks in a major way. Speaking of boozing, here's a story/warning out of Boulder, CO that you should try to remember just when you're about to pass out after a night of debauchery.
So, this 20-year-old chick was partying it up on the rooftop of her sister's apartment building in Boulder. The girl's sister said she had two tequila shots, two vodka lemonades and probably a couple of beers, but she wasn't totally blitzed. The girl decided she had enough boozing, so she went downstairs to her sister's fifth-floor apartment to sleep it off. About two hours later, her sister came to check on her and couldn't find her ass anywhere in the apartment! It was about that time that an ambulance pulled up to the apartment building. The girl was lying on the grass below with a window screen near her! The bed the girl was sleeping in was right next to a window. You do the math.
The police think that homegirl accidentally rolled out of the window while she was sleeping. She was taken to the hospital for surgery and is currently recovering. Despite now having a phobia of sleeping next to windows, the girl will be fine.
This is why it's sometimes best to blackout on your bathroom floor! Seriously, before you're about to fall into a drunk coma, close every damn window and lock that bitch! And if you MUST have the window open, attach a bungee cord to your ankle just in case.
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I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 9:08pm.
Is anyone watching the Joan Rivers roast on the comedy channel....hysterical.
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Thanks, Mani! *MuaH* I can't believe I forgot this was on...I'm watching now!!
Then again, it is my intimate night with Vampire Bill. ;p
Wait...They can't roast Joan Rivers..With all that plastic surgery they'd have to call in a hazmat team to deal with the toxic fumes. Badoomp-Chang!
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. c o m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
anyone knitting a sweater tonight
fall is coming
burr
Is anyone watching the Joan Rivers roast on the comedy channel....hysterical.
who is she
maybe im drunk and dont care
im thinking of buying those polka dot head bands to the right of me
whatta ya think
and maybe the partridge style dress
watching Shark Tank on ABC...maybe we can all get together and invent some shit and make $$$.
Coma Caca!!
Who the fuck is this?
Anyone in here? Please tell me someone is watching Bridezillas and saw this crazy bitch burn her bridesmaids shoes because she bought the wrong ones... OMG
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*Blondeface*
Chirio, if I could, I would step into your dream and get all Freddy Krueger with that redheaded ho bag.
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Bottom-feeder.
My Unfortunate Dream last night by Chirio:
I dreamt that I was going to a Shania Twain concert with a good friend. when we got there as we entered it was a concert/rehab place. (hmmm).well there were celebrities but Lindsay Lohan came to me and started crying and spilling her feelings of why she is f***up. I listened, she said "that she didnt have a childhood" for that she was acting up these days and is insecure. well that went on for some time, my friend came out with a different haircolor and was happy. as we left Linds waved goodbye and she was sitting with a guy all lovey dovey. I screamed back at her " hey I guess you didnt learn anything from the advice, get yourself together and stop being a whore"
Dream over. wtf.
Coma Caca!!
Plecto
YAY! I knew u woz artishtic!!!! I LOVE YOUR WORK!! yesterdays avac le Possum was fab but Frieda takes the biscuit! I wish I could send you mine in real life to attack but Im too scared....anyhoo well done for methinks yr work is vonderbarghhhg
I still love the Jlo And Skeletor he mans tho too
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:03pm.
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O, hai, tonta vodka van driver! I work in a field that relies heavily on the visual arts, but while I'm primarily a writer, I enjoy altering reality on Photoshop for the lulz. It's a stress-reliever and at the same time lets me practice my Photoshopping.
Glad some of you guys cackled at it. Always happy to get a snicker to pay back the many many laughs I get from MK and the DListed hos. And since I believe I have found my new muse, expect more makeovers for Gorgeous George (the guy in the pic) for a good while.
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Bottom-feeder.
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
PLA GUAPPOS e GUAPPITAS
Just popping in to perv on jazzfishes avie and to worship Plectos avie ajustment and I have to say the Frieda is a work of fucking genius.
Sorry plecto i asked yesterday but due to having a life and shit `i never checked back in to see if you answered my q about if you are a graphic artist??? or just evil avie genius???
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 12:13pm.
Good morning/Afternoon!!
Almost done with laundry. Yeepy!!! I am so proud of myself to accomplish yesterday's to do list a day after. hahahaahahaha yacka yacka
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LOL! Same here.
My laundry is already dangeling on the dryer.
Dinner time now! :D
Good morning/Afternoon!!
Almost done with laundry. Yeepy!!! I am so proud of myself to accomplish yesterday's to do list a day after. hahahaahahaha yacka yacka
Coma Caca!!
Hi Smurf!
When in the park this morning, there were so many shirtless guys, I didn't know where to look!!!
I mean, the cheesy pasty untoned kind of top half was exposed. Urrrghhhh...!
morning sluts....im bored
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*Blondeface*
Bahahaha! Sweet first post to read for the day AND its mah friday! Those mimosas I've been wanting are sounding a tad bit sweeter than usual
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 10:23am.
That woman is even more disgusting than he is.
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Agreed.
That woman is even more disgusting than he is.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 10:07am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 9:59am.
Unless there is a medical reason for that... this dude is fucking disgusting. how do you get to that point?
I think he is already death, am I wrong?
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I believe he is successfully losing weight and he recently got married. They even consummated the marriage with the assistance of special equipment. One of the funniest MK posts ever. http://www.dlisted.com/node/29387
Morning, bishes!
May I join the interesting convo about shirtless men?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 9:59am.
Unless there is a medical reason for that... this dude is fucking disgusting. how do you get to that point?
I think he is already death, am I wrong?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Race Bannon on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 9:57am.
Smurf- I have never been on FB or MS, but my guess is the shirtless photos are supposed to entice you ladies into thinking that they are hot properties.
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Race, you mean like this?: http://jeffreyleow.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/manuel-uribe.jpg
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 08/09/2009 -
Now, question WTF is with men puttig pictures of them shirtless on their pages? is this a new trend or something? how fucking ridiculous!
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It is innate behavior that allows douche bags to self-identify themselves. Be thankful, as it quickly alerts you to who you should avoid.
(But seriously, I don't get it either. Life is not a non-stop MTV hip hop video.)
Smurf- I have never been on FB or MS, but my guess is the shirtless photos are supposed to entice you ladies into thinking that they are hot properties.
I am sure most of the shirtless photos are of guys who don't have the bodies to pull it off.
Race, I didnt drink my liver was asking for some air.
and yes, myspace, and facebook wth??
I think is the equivalent of Joey's How you doin? classles and douchy.
put you freaking shirt on!!! wth?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Morning Smurf! Do put Lars on your Netflix list, I really liked it.
Did you drink last night? We still feel like crap, but I think by mid-day I will be back to normal. God, I hope.
EDIT- Shirtless photos? What pages, like Facebook and MySpace?
Good morning people! How nice it is to wake up on a sunday morning with NO Hungover!!!
Now, question WTF is with men puttig pictures of them shirtless on their pages? is this a new trend or something? how fucking ridiculous!
Race I love Nemo and I have'nt watch the other one but I already put it on my nextflix list.:)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I'm sick of seeing this bitch's picture. WAKE UP, MK!!!!
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
Good Morning!
I hate 2 day hangovers! I still feel like dog doo!
Watched Lars and the Real Girl last night, LOVED IT! Also watched Finding Nemo. It was cute.
Okay so where is MK?
where's michael? 10 o clock, man. did i miss a post about him not being here?
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 6:11am.
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Me, but I'm more infamous than famous.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 7:48am.
Hey MS! Hope your weekend has been a nice one even if neither one of us got some good lovin'.
:)
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Thanks! Hope yours is good too.
I usually work Saturdays, but today is amazing -I was jogging already.
Can't wait for next week! :D
Hey MS! Hope your weekend has been a nice one even if neither one of us got some good lovin'.
:)
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:46am.
Woke up too early. Headache, but didn't drink last night. WTF?
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That's happened to me before, and it stinks. I figured my body was still trying to process the litres of alcohol I'd snarfed down a couple of nights previously.
My prescription: 2 Advil, lots of water and back to bed. Hope it clears up!
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Rever Mieux
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 7:28am.
I forgot to add that I think her frock is adorable. It would probably even make me look good!
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I like it too!
Hope you'll see your man soon :D DU was abroad for a few days and is back tonight. We're in the same boat, you and me, hehehe.
I forgot to add that I think her frock is adorable. It would probably even make me look good!
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 6:11am.
Are there any female celebrities from England that aren't drunk, drug addicted sluts?
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Princess Tiamimeemee. And that's only because her mommy Katie (Jordan) Price keeps scarfing down the whole stash first.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 6:11am.
Are there any female celebrities from England that aren't drunk, drug addicted sluts?
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Amy Winehouse.
Are there any female celebrities from England that aren't drunk, drug addicted sluts?
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Oh I LOVE Sarah and Girls Aloud, I wish they were big in the states.
Rock on lady!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Woke up too early. Headache, but didn't drink last night. WTF?
Went to a function last night and saw the first person I actually know to sport a Gosselin.
(I have seen it on strangers)
She had it worked up and über bitchy in the back.
This is the first time she's changed her 'do in like 10 years, so that's something.
No date times for me this weekend, the wonderful new guy had to work.
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Oh, how I love this thread!
Race, your words two pages ago or so are amazing!
You spoke the truf!
Singles want a partner and some couples (not all, by any means) want to escape the tentacles of the other one because, as soon as you enter the comfort zone, they're bored.
I found myself doing much more stuff and chatting to more people when doing things by myself, like traveling and going to concerts. I don't usually do that when with bf..... :)
Re. Boulder girl falling to ground, she's fkn lucky.
I used to work with a girl who drank on the sly through every evening shift, partied with the crowd, made loads of tips, drank after work with the (liable) bartender. Every day shift I worked with her, she showed up hungover, crabby and nursing gatorade from her trusty bin of the powdered drink mix she lived on between nights of booze. One night after work, she went home, sat on her windowsill for a smoke and fell six stories to her death.
I had to work a double the next day to cover her shifts. Which sucked because she always acted superior to me because I didn't stay and drink at work after we closed. Party on Deb.
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________