John Mayer's Glamorous Date
The douche duo of the West, John Mayer and Rob Dyrdek, left MyHouse in L.A. last night wearing matching monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and with two pumas (that one was for you, Aniston) on their arms. John said that the ladies weren't their mothers, but their dates. Let's all do the eyeball wave! Roll to the left!
Whatever the case may be, John's lady friend is giving me Lynda Carter fever and has confirmed to us all that dressing like a Dynasty character going to a funeral is always a good idea. When all else fails, ask yourself, "What would Alexis Carrington wear to Krystle's future funeral?"
Before getting into the car, John's date either tripped on her own glamour or was overwhelmed by the piping hot douche fumes in the air, because she went down! Ugh. I hope homecougar is getting PAID.
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WTF is up w/those smoking jackets, they look retarded.
And good she fell, I love it, that's Karma coming around for wearing that mink stole.
well he's gay and she looks old enough to be his mother - ditto for the other fella
I thought that woman with John Mayer was Karen Walker.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 11:52am.
Actually, I think both those women are a bit old to be classified as cougars. I think they're closer to being saber-toothed tigers.
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I think you're on to something..
When the cougar is not only old enough to be your mother, but actually is your mother, she's definitely a saber-toothed tiger.
How haunting!
So common! Puttin' a tattoo on her bossom, and that hair looks like it caught on fire and somebody put it out with a brick.
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Does that classy laydee have a tat on her tit??
I hope his mom didn't break her hip, that would be a drag. The truth is I feel so sorry for the woman, she had to squirt him out and for her trouble she's shown grubbing around his feet in a fancy dress, that does kind of suck the whole world gets to see that fucktardary.
She needs a bigger cut of money, and he needs to find someone his age who can bounce around his fumes.
Help, John! I've fallen and I can't get up!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I am sweating just looking at these two! It is 80 degrees in California right now, so this is just too much.
I did not know Douchbag Mayer was so turned onto older women. I guess Maniston got him excited about the over 40 crowd.
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
He is an even bigger douche then I thought.
So this isn't Megan Mullally?
Looks like she could of had life alert so no worries
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyChat.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 7:42pm.
I think I have the answer. (was there a question?)
The "guys" are not with their mothers, no, they are with EACH OTHERS MOTHERS!!!
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i think you might be right! look at the 4th thumbnail, opposite noses are matches. creepy and hillarious.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 7:41pm.
*dons formal attire so I don't get Alzheimers
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ahahahahaha...maybe I've already had too many cocktails but I just found that toooooo funnay!
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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 7:42pm.
YES!!! Other Mother lovers! Luvs it :)
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I think I have the answer. (was there a question?)
The "guys" are not with their mothers, no, they are with EACH OTHERS MOTHERS!!!
*dons formal attire so I don't get Alzheimers*
Yes, I rather agree with my fellow dlisters, Mr Mayer has acquired a touch of the douche. Now, shall we retire to the bar for cocktails?
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
he does not look well
neither does she
Count Chocula-ish
they should have a glass of Ovaltine
damn moomarse - i SOOOO should have done that. I could have used some mouth to mouth ;)
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And yeah. Mayer is a Major Douche... looking really Skelotor lately too... hmmmm......... is he trying to make "someone" jealous????
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 6:11pm.
I seriously have the worst luck. I just ran to the groceries to get a few items for dinner....looking like run over dog shit. Of course the entire FDNY was in there shopping. Totally drool worthy and I couldn't have looked worse. *sigh*
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Oh honey, you shoulda flopped on the floor fakin a faint and that hot flesh woulda been all over ya! remember that next time... ;)
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OK, WHY are these women wearing fur in LA in August?
Geez, I choking on the "Youth Dew".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Bet it won't be long before Mayer starts hanging out with Jon goselin & Mike Lohan. What a trifecta of douches that will be!! Who is that old broad anyways? She must be some rich, horny baroness. Oh, I give up.
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I seriously have the worst luck. I just ran to the groceries to get a few items for dinner....looking like run over dog shit. Of course the entire FDNY was in there shopping. Totally drool worthy and I couldn't have looked worse. *sigh*
Ontopic: Mayer STILL a douche.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by kiv on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:26pm.
speaking of fan fiction. I found lefemme's site:
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oh barf.
reads like a 12 year old girls diary.
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Anytime Smurf!
Ima go into relax mode and watch tv. Have a nice evening all.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by kiv on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:11pm.
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Only if it's a formal open post. We don't want to upset the formal readers here.
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I'm an informal reader so have at it.
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Submitted by kiv on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:26pm.
speaking of fan fiction. I found lefemme's site:
http://community.livejournal.com/jmayer_fanfic/1584424.html#cutid1
Here's a taste:
Every time she thought about her encounter with John Mayer the more angered she got. “I mean, how dare he make a move when he clearly knew I was with someone!” She would think to herself. Eventually she just rubbed him off as another arrogant rockstar.
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lmao
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I loved Pineapple Express! Yes, worth your time totally.
Oh man.. I wish I was stoned then .... I must have to get my drunk on then....
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Smurf - I laughed my ass off at Pineapple express. I thought it was HILARIOUS.
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:42pm.
(whispers to MayerEgo: tu vagina es grande p*to )
Coma Caca!!
You never fail to make me laugh like a maniac.
Hey gus I'm about to watch Pinnaple Express, is it worth my time?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
yes, having a grammy means nothing these days.
yes, im watching DVR'd judge judy's and reading dlisted in my best versace gown...with gloves and a diamond clutch....is that good enough?
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(whispers to MayerEgo: tu vagina es grande p*to )
Coma Caca!!
He could never get a lady like that unless he payed her.
I have 2 weeks vacation and I was planing on going for a run everyday, but saturday I decided Im gonna start on monday LOL.
I declared this an open post.. are you wearing a gown? apparently now we have to read and post formally.
ohh to whoever brought Mayer's grammy.. I think Shitney has one too....what's your point?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
@ smurf - me too! i probably will have some wine tonight. it's always tough for me to sleep on sunday nights. i need to go to the gym too
on topic: john mayer is still a douche.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:27pm.
Hi SMurf! I am great today. Didn't drnk last night. Passed out in front of my computer instead. Woke up at 3am...oops :)
OMG me neither! I have been sober for a day now! and Im drinking lots of water and eat healthy....
wtf is wrong with me?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Hi SMurf! I am great today. Didn't drnk last night. Passed out in front of my computer instead. Woke up at 3am...oops :)
On topic: John Mayer is a douche.
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speaking of fan fiction. I found lefemme's site:
http://community.livejournal.com/jmayer_fanfic/1584424.html#cutid1
Here's a taste:
Every time she thought about her encounter with John Mayer the more angered she got. “I mean, how dare he make a move when he clearly knew I was with someone!” She would think to herself. Eventually she just rubbed him off as another arrogant rockstar.
I gave up on adultfanfiction a long time ago.
Three people a gangbang does not make, cunts.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:11pm.
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Only if it's a formal open post. We don't want to upset the formal readers here.
Just when I think John Mayer has reached the pinnacle of the douchebag tree, he monkeys up to a higher branch.
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Moo!
can we make this the open post?
Open post hosted by monogramed velvet jackets dressing the douchiest man alive.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
okay lefemme I get it. That one amazing night John rocked your world when he picked you out of the crowd and took you backstage to show you something "special". He told you your body was a wonderland and then he never called you back. Maybe if you do your best and defend him on every blog site he will see how loyal and loving you are and come back to you like he promised.
MJT warap! how are you today?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Damn, all these years I've thought my memory loss was from too much booze and weed and all along it was because I was not wearing the right clothes while I was reading. The things you learn from trolls.