Please, Sir, Can I Have Some Money?
The roach motel door is open and here they come trying to get a piece! Mark Lester, the ho who played the title role in the Oliver! movie, has tap danced over to the News of the World and told them that he believes he is Paris Jackson's biological father. Maury, please get the dustpan and deal with these SCRAGS BITCHES!
Mark Lester has been a friend of Michael Jackson's for years and is even his children's godfather. Mark says that Michael complained about not being able to do sexy times with anyone, because he was too scared. Michael apparently told Mark that he wanted to have children, but didn't think he could do it the natural way. That's when Mark offered up his jizz in a bottle and Michael took him up on the offer. About two years later, Debbie Rowe gave birth to Paris. Mark said Michael never told him who Paris' biological father is. As Paris grew up, Mark slowly started to believe that they were related by blood, because she looks just like his now 15-year-old daughter Harriet.
Mark said, "Paris is very pale, with blue eyes. All my daughters, apart from my eldest, are fair with blue eyes. So many people have commented on how alike Harriet and Paris look. Our families often holidayed together and staff, especially nannies, watching the children play together would say how similar the two girls looked."
The last time Mark saw Michael was in London this past March. Mark also spoke to Paris at Michael's memorial in Los Angeles and he said he feels a bond with her. Mark wants some cold hard cash to know the truth, so he's willing to undergo a paternity test. Mark has tried to call Katherine Jackson, but she won't return his calls. The only thing he really wants is to be in those kids' lives. Mark ended with, "I feel it's important. I love those kids so much. We've had great times together. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing speaking out. But I'm not trying to make any claim on anything. Even if it's proven Paris is biologically mine I wouldn't see her as anything other than Michael's daughter. He raised her."
Below is a side-by-side of Paris and Mark's daughter Harriet when she was 11. Personally, I don't see it AT ALL, but I also don't have sparkly dollar signs blinding my vision.
And La Toya, you know what you need to do, girl. Put on your deerstalker cap, get out your magnifying glass and drag your Bloodhound to London, because you need to GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
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Damn. I love Michael but boy..WHAT A TWIsT.
Submitted by Jeepster on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:57am.
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No fucking WAY! I was staring off into space while my bagel was toasting this morning, thinking that I'm not surprised that MJ had someone like Mark Lester worked into his life. ML was a beautiful child when he was in Oliver! and I thought of the Macaulay Culkin angle as well. It's like MJ collected sweet looking child actors.
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Jesus Plecostimus - "The Bad Seed" - I hadn't thought of that movie in years! CREEPY Wait till they make a movie out of MJ's paternity issues - I keep wondering about all the stuff that HASN'T surfaced yet....truth is stranger (and scarier) than fiction.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Jeepster on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:57am.
Okay - here comes the weirdness. This weekend I was sick as a dog so I turned to my friend - TV. What the hell was on but some british House of Hammer style horror shit called: "Who Slew Auntie Roo".
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OY! I remember that movie ahahh. Shades of "The Bad Seed."
And ITA on Mark Lester and the late MJ's predilection for blond-headed friends. I wouldn't be at all shocked if Macauley Culkin suddenly piped up to claim paternity if only to reboot his now non-existent career.
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Bottom-feeder.
Okay - here comes the weirdness. This weekend I was sick as a dog so I turned to my friend - TV. What the hell was on but some british House of Hammer style horror shit called: "Who Slew Auntie Roo". Starring a scenery chewing Shelly Winters (pre bloat) AND an absolutely angelic looking Mark Lester (he had to be about 11 years old). Mind-you, this was before I saw this posting on d-listed, and I was wondering what the hell this guy (who was quite the Tiger-Beat poster boy back in the day) was doing now....Cue to this morning, and ....oh - I see....
Now the second-tier weirdness is - I think I believe him! MJ would have been drawn to this guy - he had a Mack Culkin thing going for him in the 70's - and you KNOW The King of Pop lurved his little blond angel-faces. So now I see Mark Lester's angel-boy face looming up in front of me - AND I see Paris Jackson - and DAMN there is a resemblance - pretty strong too!!!!
what a circus! I can see that just because MJ is dead, does not mean that he will not be generating weirdness (like some kind of Kryptonite asteroid blowing through our reality) for decades to come...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:21am.
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It's funny listening to Thriller and his solo album before that and thinking about how sexual some of his song lyrics were then. The weirder he got, the more neutered his music became.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Wow, could Michael Jackson's life have been any more obscure and fucked up? Nothing about him was right. Procreating is one of the most fundamental tasks living creatures have mastered. From single celled organisms to naked apes and everything in between. No matter what you do....this instinct doesnt devolve and it aint hard to figure out. It's sort of hard-wired into you.
And then there is MJ...who defies evolution and basic biological realities. So let's assume he really could not get anywhere near a vagina for whatever screwed up reasons, why couldnt he just jizz in a tube and feed it to that horse Debbie Rowe? Even if he, for some extremely odd reason, couldnt jerk himself off cause he was too embarrassed about his hand seeing his penis, there must have been some point where he had a hard on and oozed something out. If he wanted a kid, heck he might have tried making an effort to overcome his "inadequacies" and fears and squeeze out a few.
But going to other people? What pleasure could you derive from having your friends and a nameless, greedy horse give birth to your children.
Damn he was fucked up. Talent and hard childhood aside, he was one fucked up individual. I feel sorry for him - his life must have been a perpetual nightmare. No one knows how he lived, no one knows how he died, no one knows what went through his head, no one knows who the parents of his kids are, and most importantly, no one cared enough to find out. Fans are just that...."fans". His family and friends who gathered together and pretended like he was the second coming of Christ are the ones who should have been there for him; they are the ones who should be knowing all this information...not be stunned by its knowledge, like the millions of strangers called fans.
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---"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Let's see...different skin tone, different color eyes, different color hair, different shape of lips, different shaped nose, different shape of ears. Why they are interchangeable! It's a wonder the man took the correct child home when they went to visit.
With masks on, yes they looked alike. Freak. Guess the residual check from Oliver Twist isn't cutting it anymore.
1) Mark Lester looks JUST LIKE Macauley Culkin! Are they actually brothers. . . ?
2) Paris actually has very OLIVE TONED skin and looks as though one of her parents may be Hispanic or have some African in the mix. Unless Mark is packing some serious recessive genes, it's highly doubtful that he is the father.
3) I hope these kids are eventually able to find out who their biological parents are. I'd want to know, if I were in their place.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
DAM ! I can't believe it's Oliver grown up. Life has not been kind, huh ? I don't see any resemblance. I think the kids have mixed parentage. No, Mark , you are not the dad.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!
Please, sir can I have some money? LMAO MK!
Mark Lester..wow.:)with a daughter. :) buds w/MJ.hhmmmmm
Paris' coloring is very similar to Halle Berry's daughter, so that would make it seem there is some mixed race involved.
The kids are too willowy to have come from the two dump trucks of Rowe and Klein. They seem to be built like MJ.
Either way, he's the legal father - he was married to Rowe when she popped them out. These people need to STFU.
Uri Geller is a fraud. I wouldn't believe a word he said.
he looks like a mix between prince harry and gonzo
xtra creepy
The first two kids are Arnie Klein's, who was Debbie Rowe's boss. God knows where Blanket came from.
I think Lester is smoking crack, but also obviously is angling for his piece of the pie.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:10pm.
Btw, MJ looks like an extra from DuckTales in your avatar Die.
I was thinking Dark Crystal.
Ethiopian Muppet looking kid fucker that he is.
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviesetc/darkcrystal.jpg
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SKECSIE!!! Actually, now that you mention it, I think a skecsie might be Paris's dad. The whole Michael Jackson circus freakshow is so bizarre anything is possible!
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he looks creepy and i feel bad for that little girl Paris
good luck to her
thats all i can say on this
I think Mark Lester might be on to something here. I def see a resemblance (especially around the girl's nose and mouth areas), and ML had 'car doors open' ears as a kid just like Paris. Werry inneresting.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
The kids have already been devastated once by the loss of MJ. To find out that their 'real' father is most likely a sperm donor is to be doubly devastated. I wish the media would FOAD already and leave these poor kids the hell alone. It's all just bullshit and distraction. People should be a whole lot more worried about more important things concerning this world than who is the baby daddy. Who gives a shit? Leave 'em alone.
If he was such a close friend of Michael's why didn't he ask him?
Oh no, he had to wait until the dude is dead!
Who's John Lennon? :P
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:30pm.
I, for one, am exhausted of hearing Michael Jackson stories. The attention the media is giving to him is excessive and tiring.
When John Lennon died, he did not receive anywhere near this type of circus show.
It's ridiculous.
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I concur also, Lucy. Nothing against MJ, but JL was light years ahead of him, in nearly every way. Except for the dancing, lol!
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No . No way. How dare you Sir?
Good God, he looks like Doogie Howser on steroids!
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Wasn't the home alone Kid the Godfather of MJ's kids?
I thought I read that somewhere.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Shameful money grubbin' scoundrel.
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Disappointing to hear this from Mark Lester. In an earlier interview just after MJ's death, he sounded like the only sane and grounded friend MJ had. Hopefully this story is just trash and Mark Lester never said he thought he might be the father.
Dear God Almighty. I didn't think the MJ spectacle could get any worse.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
The little girl looks just like one of my nieces. Maybe my bro-in-law should try to cash in on the Jackson landfall.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I co-sign that statement, Lucy Goosey. But John died almost 30 yrs ago, when there was no Internet, no 24 hour news channel and not as much star-worship as there is now. It was literally a different world.
I, for one, am exhausted of hearing Michael Jackson stories. The attention the media is giving to him is excessive and tiring.
When John Lennon died, he did not receive anywhere near this type of circus show.
It's ridiculous.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
They look nothing alike.
OMG another has been claiming to be the bio dad, when is this fuckery going to end? Webster is the father of those kids, end of story.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 5:10pm.
Btw, MJ looks like an extra from DuckTales in your avatar Die.
I was thinking Dark Crystal.
Ethiopian Muppet looking kid fucker that he is.
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviesetc/darkcrystal.jpg
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I just don't know. First I didn't think MJ was the father, then I did, now I'm just confused. The kids definitely look mixed race, of black and white parentage.
And if Mark Lester is the dad, he should have just STFU. Residuals from OLIVER! sucking, eh Mark?
Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong,
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in.
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares? Whatever we got we share!
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LOL whenever you snark on celebrities you always get a loon who comes to a snarking site and gets upset about it. Its futile to try to understand the mentality. That's why I don't care anymore. ____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Btw, MJ looks like an extra from DuckTales in your avatar Die.
DUCK TALES, WOOHOO!
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Stoney- Don't you even get the weekends off from people picking on you?
MJT- I don't think we are allowed to bring up the chihuahua incident. I think that little bastard did more harm than the gallons of booze we downed!
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 4:40pm.
So, this is the first time you're really admitting that you're talking out of your ass, Stoney? I never thought I'd see the day! *looks outside for signs of the apocalypse*
Uri Geller is an idiot. Like all the other leeches - and there seem to be countless of them - he claims to be one of Michael's closest friends and confidants. He's pulling things out of his ass just like you do.
Hm, maybe you are related to him?
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Namibian sounds about right.
I did hear that his taint and nipples stopped speaking after the taint converted to Catholicism though.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I think his taint was namibian, like the blob. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LOL at Race! You should ask him when he he is going to start Chihauhau protection classes ;)
On topic: zzzz, I could seriously die happy if I never heard anything about MJ again.
IM so bored today :(
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*Blondeface*
Has anybody came out and said what colour MJ's taint was/is?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Why thank you Stoney. So kind of you to help! : )
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."