Sunday, August 9th 2009
Raise A Bong!
Cheech (short for CheeChees) Marin married his Russian girlfriend of 4 years Natasha Rubin in Malibu yesterday in front of 75 guests including Don Johnson and Geraldo Rivera (A MESS!!).
People says that the bride wore hemp, the guests threw buds at them while they exited the church and the cake was made out of 79 cent crunchy tacos from Taco Bell with Funyuns frosting.
This short news tidbit is just the excuse you need to put your lips on a joint and only let go to exhale. Repeat..cough...repeat....cough....repeat...cough..... It's how Cheech would want you to celebrate.
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way to go Cheech!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqrxfI7rY1U
not for all the weed in the world
Dag, I hate to hate on my fellow Hispanic, but Cheech is a "double bagger" at most. I would need him to double bag his whole body cause that pot belly is just not going to make me open my legs for this bastard.
She's a brown bagger too, ala "Scary Movie" with Sean Wayans banging the hot, yet creepy faced lady ghost. LOL!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Submitted by your ex on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:58am.
HE IS UGLY AS FUCK!
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That doesn't matter to Cheech. He loves that Russian man and no one will come between them!
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Bottom-feeder.
HE IS UGLY AS FUCK!
I wonder if she was disapointed when she lost the Kentucky Derby.
cheech must smoke lots of weed to convince himself this is a chick and not a dude...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I saw her on an episode of Mad T.V. with Cheech Chong and Bobbie last night and thought it was a dude in drag. She is extremely manly!!!!!
YOU GO, HERMANO!
Yuck, you forgot the Pepaw tag.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Are there any bets on how long this marriage will last?
Don Johnson went the opposite way and married a much younger heiress. Don Johnson is one smart dude. He can go broke and his rich wife will bail him out.
Cheech will not be so lucky.
She looks a cross between Hillary Swank and Jay Leno...very butch, but bitch knows how to shop - nice tits, now work on the hair.
Gold Digga!
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
So he's known her for 4 years...well at least he's not Russian into anything. Good luck Cheech!
im just gonna wonder, did they get married at 4;20?
Hey candymor80, is that where Cheech met this fine piece? I love Russian ho's, personally. Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Marin! :D
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Flatsy, "Don't let her bullshit you. She's not bi. Bi polar, maybe ... but not bi."
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyChat.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
The gf wouldn't look at that twice if she didn't think he had money. Get real.
hey,,,, right on, dooooode!! congratulations mannnn...
rolllllll another one,
just like the other one,
you been hangin' on to it,
and I sure would like a hit!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
speaking of dogs
did a Chihuahua just marry a bulldog
cheech is like: yeah she's hot, I'm not, so what.LOL CONGRATS YOU DOG!
((mail order bride? ;)
He doesn't have to marry his age bracket when he can marry his wallet bracket.
I am celebrating Bong style, as we speak. Congrats Cheech!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
The question that must be asked, "is she a mail order bride?"
I would like to see some of these Hollywood men date and marry women in their own age bracket. Their fascination with these obvious gold diggers and coat tail riders is truly disappointing.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Nevermind raise a BONG, can he raise a DONG? She probably doesn't care about that, but I'm sure he does.
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I dontgiveafuckabout Cheeech man. Where is the Dong Johnson picture????
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I think the bride kind of has that 'Mickey Rourke before plastic surgery' vibe going on...
Anyway...nast.
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Sorry, 2X post.
Do I get an award for the best 2x post?
*looks around hopefully*
The only thing that tranny-looking hooker is in love with is Cheech's wallet.
Don Johnson and Geraldo.
Ok, but was Tommy Chong there?
What the hell kind of story is this?
Where is Tommy Chong?
Tommy? He ain't here.
I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Hope he had an airtight prenup made for her to sign.
I'm sure they have LOTS in common, like spending his money.
"Hello you lucky people"
*Raising bong*
BUt I have to admit that I, too, am skeeved by the young women and old man combo - she probably gets stray grey hairs mixed in with her pubes, if she kept any
And she looks like Juliette Lewis on steroids
That man better sleep with one eye open and hope the mail order bride hasn't read mk's column on how to dispose of a pesky horny old man.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
FIRST
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Congratulations!!! See you at the awards ceremony!!
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You're fucking BRILLIANT TV!! <3
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Thanks, I'm still a little sad though, because I was seventeenth. I don't get the prize money, the fame, supermodels calling at all hours, the plaque in the internet hall of fame, a guest appearance with the Count on Sesame Street, an amazing story to tell the grandkids, or the free trip to Paris.
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GDit/LOL. I just choked on my sammich cuz i was laughing so hard. Woke up the dog, too.
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You think Ziggy has Playboy Playmates throwing their underwear up oh the desk as he types?
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Disqualified! Spelled FRIST wrongly.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
FIRST
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Congratulations!!! See you at the awards ceremony!!
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You're fucking BRILLIANT TV!! <3
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Thanks, I'm still a little sad though, because I was seventeenth. I don't get the prize money, the fame, supermodels calling at all hours, the plaque in the internet hall of fame, a guest appearance with the Count on Sesame Street, an amazing story to tell the grandkids, or the free trip to Paris.
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GDit/LOL. I just choked on my sammich cuz i was laughing so hard. Woke up the dog, too.
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You think Ziggy has Playboy Playmates throwing their underwear up oh the desk as he types?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yuck. Imagine doing sexy time with the old dude.
Bleach meet eyeballs.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
FIRST
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Congratulations!!! See you at the awards ceremony!!
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You're fucking BRILLIANT TV!! <3
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Thanks, I'm still a little sad though, because I was seventeenth. I don't get the prize money, the fame, supermodels calling at all hours, the plaque in the internet hall of fame, a guest appearance with the Count on Sesame Street, an amazing story to tell the grandkids, or the free trip to Paris.
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GDit/LOL. I just choked on my sammich cuz i was laughing so hard. Woke up the dog, too.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
FIRST
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Congratulations!!! See you at the awards ceremony!!
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You're fucking BRILLIANT TV!! <3
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Thanks, I'm still a little sad though, because I was seventeenth. I don't get the prize money, the fame, supermodels calling at all hours, the plaque in the internet hall of fame, a guest appearance with the Count on Sesame Street, an amazing story to tell the grandkids, or the free trip to Paris.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm back bitches (as If anyone noticed my absence,lol) I'm trying to undo some damaged sone yesterday and eating a healthy salad and drinking water, I need really funny stuff happening today!
Congrats to the old dude and the woman that looks like a dude.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I think the Russian dude resembles hillary swank...a lil
Why aren't Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson married??
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
FIRST
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Congratulations!!! See you at the awards ceremony!!
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You're fucking BRILLIANT TV!! <3
I found a hot place, Sign up for FREE on ~~~SugarmommaMeet.Com~~~~to find a rich and sexy woman.Come On!!
How wasted do you have to be to want to do sexy times with Cheech Marin? Fuck.
That's a dude (Not Cheech) right?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 1:02pm.
FIRST
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Congratulations!!! See you at the awards ceremony!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"