Tripp's New Stepmother?
Sarah Palin can see this fuckery from her haaaaaus! It's Kathy Griffin getting herself a big slice of Alaskan meat pie at last night's Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles. 48-year-old Kathy and 19-year-old Levi showed up hand in hand and worked the grass carpet (not that kind of grass, Snoop) together. By the time they got the end of the line, Kathy was knocked up. BAM! That's how the KFed of the Northwest does it!
Kathy joked to E!'s Marc Malkin that she's been nibbling on Levi's Klondike Bar for a while, "Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he's in his igloo and I'm in my Hollywood tower." Levi didn't say much, the only thing he managed to spit out was, "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told." You know, that's a lot more words than I thought Levi had in his vocabulary. Tripp must be tutoring him on the side.
If Levi is going to start working the famewhore stroll, he needs to try a little harder. I'm talking about that busted suit! That suit makes him look like a former fatty who is still wearing his old clothes. Dude should just lose the suit altogether and walk down the carpet nekkid so we can finally see if he's a moose or a penguin where it counts. That's all any of really care about.
Here's more of irony's favorite couple whoring it up last night. Git it, Kathy!
Wenn.com, Bauer Griffin, AP Images
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Submitted by LouisCreed on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:58pm.
Oh goody. Maybe this'll send the wretched ex Governor Moosekiller off on another paranoid rant about "tiny Hollywood starlets".
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Oh goody. Maybe this'll send the wretched ex Governor Moosekiller off on another paranoid rant about "tiny Hollywood starlets".
seriously...???
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This is all different shades of holy cow. In the fifth photo you know he's thinking "am I doing this the right way?"
John Mayer would be proud - another gigolo is born
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WTF? Is this for real? He's trash. Seriously. And...wait is this real though? I can't believe it. Between Miley and her sister on a pole and THIS now I think can officially say I've seen it all.
he's totally fugged. i have no idea what you guys see in him. he looks completely braindead in some of those pix... however, the pix of him shirtless -- in gq or details or whatever -- proved there might be something worth taking a trip downstairs.
I guess we'll be seeing him on next seasons Dlisted? I love her but Kathy takes famewhoring to a new low (and I thought Nick Carter/Adnan thing was sad).
Love his comments - I've been looking for a man like that!!
What the christly fuck?
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She is so funny and he is sexy as fuck.
Batman Utility Belt! Batman Utility Belt! (and not from one of the movies - Kathy's sportin' the tv version)
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he's yummy
I don't hate her, I don't love her, her stand up is good though, the celeb stories kill me and now they be askeerd of her, but this stunt is all levels of awesome.
SUCK IT PALIN and I hope Todd takes all your money you make as a mouf piece for the lunatics in the divorce.
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I doubt this relationship is for real. And anyway isn't kathy gay? I mean seriously wasn't her ex-husband a beard? I think I have good gaydar and believe me Kathy is a muff diver! Kathy come out of the closet already, sheesh.
super insane bizarre - i love it. she rules.
Wow Kathy! That is just stark-raving satiric GENIUS!
There probably won't be a next time...but if there is-at least take his ass to Maxfield or H.Lorenzo & do his 'drobe proper.On second thought-leave his ass in the JC Penney special.
Does anyone notice that Levi has big hands?
He has really big hands... you know what that means *LOL*
Kathy is a hoot!!!
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HA! Awesome! If your going to the teen choice awards, your date should be a teen. Somewhere out there, Sarah Palin's head just exploded. As for Levi Johnson, I'd hit it (but hate myself in the morning)
oh man, i love that woman. who else would have thought to do that, so hilarious!
and now i'm off to get ready for Depeche Mode tonight! woohoo!
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The "Roast of Joan Rivers" was on last night.....Greg Giraldo made great fun of plastic faces. Was fucking awesome.
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I love that !!! I hope this pisses off that cunt Sarah Palin. Fucking bitch.
And while I love Kathy, I too thought this was her wax figure. And this wouldn't be the first time I've made this mistake.
I hope she slows down a bit as she ages so she doesn't end up like Joan Rivers ie not even remotely human
So funny on so many levels.
And she's not "trying too hard", thats her schtick! She mocks Hollywood, very well I might add!
LOL! That woman is so effing genius.
I hope she keeps the joke going for a little while! They can be the new Tom & Katie fake couple. :)
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. . . the fuck??!
Is that really Kathy?
I thought he was posing with her wax statue.
There is a fine line between having a good time and being an obvious wanton slut...I should know...my toes have been on that line before - Blanche Devereaux
....and now my day is complete...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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I love kathy...she can do no wrong in my eyes.
she does not expect anybody to believe the stuff she does,(she wouldn't show it on her show otherwise) she simply points out how fucking ridiculous the whole holliweird scene is, that people is willing to gossip about all she does.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Looks to me that Kathy suffers from Cesar Romero syndrome: Will attend the opening of a can of tuna!!
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I love Kathy! She sets it up and always gets exactly want she wants: gossip about herself. I can't hate on something so ridiculous when she does it simply because it IS ridiculous.
And even if these two did fucky times and taped it, you know it would be better than Wonky's entree into "videotaped lovemaking."
Team Kathy 4 LIFE!
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omg look at those big beefy hands of his.
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Submitted by Wren on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:34am.
Word. She was the one to drag him into the limelight. He's a monster of her own creation.
this should have been the caption this of today...he's trying to be famous but his "huh" faces are hilarious...oh well, he's lucky kathy griffith is giving him the time a day
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:52am.
I wonder if this kid would be getting the same airtime if he had knocked up a liberal democrat's daughter. It seems to me that the hatred of Palin (who I am not fan of) is really propelling this dumb fuck kid to superstardom.
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I don't think it has to do with her political party, I think it has to do with her being dumb as fuck. The only reason Levi is "famous" is because *she* paraded him around at the RNC.
Did you have to talk about OSF and these two with visual images in my mind on the same day, same page? Monday must be a sucky day for you as well to do this to us! :p *vomits the acid reflux*
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:27am.
Going by the size of those mitts, I'm thinking 'moose'.
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THANK YOU, TITS! I thought I was the only one staring at those paws and thinking...edifying thoughts.
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Going by the size of those mitts, I'm thinking 'moose'.
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Submitted by Nanners: "Kathy tries too fucking hard."
You totally NAILED it, Nanners. I enjoy her standup, but I can't watch the reality show. Her bald ambition and craving for attention and status embarasses me.
I loathe this tunc! It will all come back to her one day and hit her right between the eyes. If I were Tripp, I would have been mortified to stand next to her!
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High time for a little touch up, she looks like shit
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
I watch the roast because I want to see my little honey Greg Giraldo. I do him in a hot minute (fans self). Mercifully he was on first, and I saw Gilbert Gottfried.
Kathy wasn't that good, and a big WTF to Joan Rivers. I BARELY recognized her with all that Botox and other fuckery done to her face.
The most mind blowing thought is Gilbert Gottfried just had another kid. Who'd fuck THAT? I thought he was gay. He's married with now 2 sprogs.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Incidentally, why are we still calling him Levi Johnston? I thought his new persona was "Ricky Hollywood" ?
http://gawker.com/5293580/levi-johnston-goes-hollywood
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Moose or penguin? I'm guessing he identifies most closely with penguins, but he could always hire John Perry Barlow to write a press release answering that question, if he's douchey enough to actually care what anyone thinks. Who knows? Who cares? I don't.
Levi seems to have figured out how Hollywood works pretty quickly...get your picture taken attending an event while on the arm of someone who's a bigger star than you. He will do well if he goes the "Hung" route for fake titted, over-surgeried divorcees with huge settlements. They'll get him bit parts in shows and movies for a little prepaid sexy time.
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I love Kathy. She looks so much better than when she was on Suddenly Susan. She looks good for 48.
"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
That kid must be getting sick of being part of the cardboard scenery for women of a certain age.
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