Pole Wars: Miley VS Noah
At last night's Teen Choice Awards, the Princess of Prostitots showed all the little kiddies how the Cyrus' do it by working a pole on top of an ice cream cart. Yes, a pole on an ice cream cart. Thank you, Miley, for giving PedoBear a brilliant business idea. PedoBear's "Shake It For a Cone" ice cream cart coming soon! Don't got any coins for an ice cream treat? That's ok! Just get up on that pole and do it Cyrus-style! Seriously, God, it's okay if you want to push that red button already. I think we've seen it all here. Or have we.....?
Last week, I posted some pictures of Miley's 9-year-old sister Noah posing around a pole at some party, Well, there's video! Here's Noah and her friends swinging around a pole while grown-men watch. I. CAN'T. I. CANNOT. Okay, that button needs to be pressed NOW!
And why would I not be surprised if Rhode Island's Cheaters Strip Club sent out a recruiter to the Cyrus family home?
Here's some pictures from last night of Miley, Billy Ray, Noah and her friends. I didn't know Noah was a Ramones fan! I can't wait for her cover of "The KKK Took My Baby Away."
Images: Wireimage, Getty, Wenn.com, Bauer Griffin Video: ONTD
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:26am.
yeah i know he wont give a shit what peop[le think as long as his pockets are lined as he's pretty talentless...but man, i dont know how any parent can condone this behavior nevertheless encourage it. like when shes on maury saying who's my baby's daddy, he'll have no right to be surprised/shocked or mad at her..
and yeah i know disney is evil personified but really i really thought they hid it better
ok, i just looked at some of the pictures. and i am not sure i want to continue living in this fucked up world.
disney not only knows about and endorses the pole - the fucking pole i am sure has a mickey mouse head on it.
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The McCanns Did It
ps. what I would really like instead is pics of Rpattz from last night and a review of Brit's performance.
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*Blondeface*
I blame the Kartrashians
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOL at the tag "I can't with you"...hahahahahha.
This is just DISGUSTING. I don't want to see a 22 year old swinging around a pole (unless it's the Miss World Pole chick because that was awesome)...why would I want to see someone UNDERAGE swing around a pole?!
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*Blondeface*
On the moral spectrum is there some reasonable middle ground between the vast expanse separating the Duggars and the Cyrus family?
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
I am sooo glad I can't see those videos right now. WTF are their parents thinking??!!!
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
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sushi,
I totally agree. No way in hell would I want or let a kid touch and hang off some nasty stripper pole in some skanky club in the off-hours. It's mind-boggling enough that those people are even having some sort of "mommy and me" get together in that venue. But very Tracy Ullman skit.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
I think the look of that girl on the right in the second thumbnail says it all.
Submitted by Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Kindly go die in a fire.
Preferably screaming.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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The real offense was the song that girl was 'singing'.
yeesh.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
miley hurts my eyes, and i mean that.
and the little girls grabbing on each other, like wanting to do the lesbo thing and not sure of the moves yet, but knowing that lesbos are more desirable.
the whole thing is sick. i cant even say what i am thinking right now. but the best thing for the rest of us will be for those girls to both get knocked up stat, and get out of our faces already.
i mean, you dont see jamie lynn spears much lately. thank god.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:30am.
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Exactly. Doesn't matter if the kids don't understand the context. The adults around do and shame on them for not recognizing that.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
I wonder when the stripper pole dance will become an event in the "glitz" child beauty pageants? (Yes, I've been watching "Toddlers and Tiaras" lately).
There are two brass poles that hold up the awning in front of my building and the doorman has a helluva time keeping ALL the kids (little boys, too) from swinging around on it. Same thing on the subway, too - you'll see little kids trying to hang on the pole and going around it like Noah was doing. Totally innocent in most cases.
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I could buy this being innocent if Noah was innocently dancing around poles that hold up an awning, but she's on stage. Different context. I'm sure Noah has no idea that it's a stripper pole, but anyone old enough to supervise these kids sure do.
Ugh. Hope the Cyruses amp up the security because those videos will bring out the crazy pedophiles like ants to a picnic...Seriously, what father in his right mind would let his daughters carry on like that? Oh, that's right! A cash crazed, brain-dead, hillbilly one! That family is skeevy.
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
I'm waiting to hear what Miley's stalker's TV tells him. I've heard that TV is a regular Jambi (from PeeWee's Playhouse).
Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:20am.
Honestly, what's the next step with these prostitots? Where will they go from here?
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Why, they go here:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33100
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:21am.
Nice idea, greenfinch, but I think Mr. Cyrus is impervious to shame.
As for Disney, I always knew they were evil, but the pole is a bit much even for them.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ok two little girls dancing around a pole as two grown men drinking looking on!!!
Wow seems normal!!!
WTF has this world come to?
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
I'm more offended by the fact that children are subjected to that sonic clusterfuck that they're trying to pass off as music.
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those children are wearing makeup!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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seriously..does hill billy ray have a website (dumb question i know) makes me want to go there and write him a shame on you email...
im kinda surprised that disney allowed miley to perform on a pole. i thought disney had strict contracts?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:15am.
Like Miley's stalker, I am receiving messages from her through the TV.
It seems she wants me to make her put on some damn clothes or I should smack those veneers out of her mouth. It's true!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I want to share this link a fellow dlister turned me onto that details the Cyrus' family's ties with the mind control of Disney/Illuminati/Masonic/ Satanic Child molesting cults & how the machinations of the Disney machine is ultimate MK II Mind Control on the youth of the planet.
this is pure fuckery of the highest order..
read on ..
http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
I'm not defending the Cyruses, because they are white fucking trash with money and I think they're skeezy pimpas. BUT...
There are two brass poles that hold up the awning in front of my building and the doorman has a helluva time keeping ALL the kids (little boys, too) from swinging around on it. Same thing on the subway, too - you'll see little kids trying to hang on the pole and going around it like Noah was doing. Totally innocent in most cases.
Honestly, what's the next step with these prostitots? Where will they go from here?
I wonder if Miley's slutty outfit is part of her collection available at Walmart.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:13am.
god i cant even stand getting my make up done at the mac counter at a dept store cause they just make you look like a hooker...
make up parties for kids? geesh. why cant kids just be kids.
That Cyrus bloodline is pure, unadulterated trashiness.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:06am.
This thread will keep Chris Hanson busy today.
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Ha ha EXACTLY!
Getting so's any tarted-up underage dimbulb can get on the Hicky House Club.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:08am.
And Jesus, Noah looks so inbred. Looks like an old Appalachian female midget.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I no longer give a shit about Miley's stalker, she deserves whatever she gets, little whore.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I knew that fucking Cyrus dude was not finished raping my ears after Achy Breaky Heart. He's cast his spawn upon me.
MK I agree with you 100%. Push the damn button!!!
Yep I have no hope for the future, I said it all on the previous post. WTF with the mini skirt Miley is wearing. HELL NO!!! on the 8th pic that little girl besides Noah is the future Jessica simpson. all sorts of wrong.
Coma Caca!!
If anybody is wondering why babies are having babies, wonder no more.
Look, I don't expect the old Mickey Mouse Club, but I sure as hell don't expect pole dancing as "teen" entertainment.
BTW, 27 year old, mother of two, Shitney won a few of these dumb-ass awards too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oooohhh....I don't like when little girls do that.
Btw, did anyone hear of the latest UK craze: Make-Up Parties for kids!
I just read and article about this.
Instead of bouncy castle and clowns, 8 or 9-year-olds get a make-over with all their friends. Make-up artists come to the house and style the kids: everything from face, hair to nails so that the kids look like hookers.
Am I being old-fashioned or what is wrong with letting kids being.....kids?!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:05am.
This country has officially gone straight to hell in the morals and ethics dept.
The Cyrus clan has become the new Blohan's.
Pimping out their kids to Disney is how they're getting around the prostitution and child porn laws.
exactly. no wonder pedophiers exits
The shame!
Ring around the Ho-sie!
Bah! Britney did the whole "white trash ho on a pole " thing much better.
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Bottom-feeder.
I am sick to death of Miley Fucking Cyrus.
If she had been born into a regular working class family, she would be home getting ready to go to school this fall, still with her hideous teefs untouched, living a boring little life and not being a "role model" to pre-teen American girls.
Blecch.
Not only should the Cyrus family be jailed, but what the fuck kind of network has that slutty shit geared for teens?
And Jesus, Noah looks so inbred. Looks like an old Appalachian female midget.
I wouldn't break a five for a lap dance from Miley. She is too fucking gross. That snaggle tooth sister of hers is on the road to Jamie Lynn Spears-Ville
This thread will keep Chris Hanson busy today.
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
some FUCKED up shit.
whores, all of them are fucking whores!
Its girls like this here trollop that gives us Southern Folks a bad name. Her and her daddy.
Antie does not approve.
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This country has officially gone straight to hell in the morals and ethics dept.
The Cyrus clan has become the new Blohan's.
Pimping out their kids to Disney is how they're getting around the prostitution and child porn laws.
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince
Disgusting. Shame on the Cyrus's for not shielding thier children from being further objectified and, if nothing else, encouraging it.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Way to totally pimp out your kids Hillbilly Ray.
When I saw the ice cream cart I thought fo sho Mariah would appear.
Well, guess I'm gonna have to JO under my work desk.