Good News: Elisabeth Hasselcrack Won't Be On The View For A While
That's because Elisabeth Hasselcrack is going on maternity leave after queefing a baby out yesterday afternoon in New York. UsWeekly says that Elisabeth and her husband Tim now have a baby boy they named Isaiah Timothy. Isaiah is the third Hasselbeck child after 4-year-old Grace and 20-month-old Tyler.
Congratulations to Whoopi and Joy on their ears getting a little vacation from Elisabeth's hyena screeching. I hope that while Elisabeth is off annoying her newborn baby, The View saves some money IN THIS ECONOMY and replace her ass on the cheap with one of these choices: a bobble head doll that melted in the sun, Ann Coulter's strap-on or a janky boombox playing a warped tape of Glenn Beck's amazing "GET OFF MY PHONE" rant.
And you know that Isaiah's first order of business is to learn how to use a phone so that he can call a lawyer and get those emancipation papers going.
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Please make that a permanent leave because I hate this stupid Republican Bitch
Spoken like a truly "tolerant" liberal/Democrat, you hypocrite
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Please make that a permanent leave because I hate this stupid Republican Bitch.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling: "You guys are bitches for wishing one of her kids to be gay first of all because there is nothing wrong with being gay and its sooo not a punishment!"
It's only a punishment if she hates gays. Then she will be forced to confront her views if it's someone she loves dearly. Life is like that.
And if there's nothing wrong with it, then there's nothing wrong with wishing it for someone!
Liz makes me sick...but isn't her other son named Taylor not Tyler?
Ugh! I hate this stupid cunt.
Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:20pm.
Why is it always the stupid ones who overbreed?
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So that the masterpiece of Mike Judge (Idiocracy!) will eventually be considered the work of a visionary :(
(Instead of a warning that we all will eventually heed and avert a future of dumbassery!)
If you're a decent human being, please breed!
I know you're very aware of the fact that breeding does not have to be a necessary experience in the human life cycle. I know you understand there's less resources than people in this world. But please breed! It's our only hope.
Don't forget to raise your kids with the idea of making this place better etched in their brain.
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I hate the name Issah. Hate it.
Bitch has one lazy eye/one crooked one. Went to school with her when she was known as Filarski. Other bitches in our volleyball class hated her ass and used to steal her gym bag from the locker room.
*** what goes down, must come up ***
Not a fan of the name Isaiah. But at least it's an actual name and not a random word.
They should euthanize all the View bitches. That show is a blast of hot air and menopause cooties.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:22pm.
I think she's cute and she would do better on a more family oriented show ..
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Is "Family Feud" still on?
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Bottom-feeder.
You guys are bitches for wishing one of her kids to be gay first of all because there is nothing wrong with being gay and its sooo not a punishment! And second of all because I really like her lol and you guys are just pickin on her because she's an easy target.. I think she's cute and she would do better on a more family oriented show ..
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
You guys are bitches for wishing one of her kids to be gay first of all because there is nothing wrong with being gay and its sooo not a punishment! And second of all because I really like her lol and you guys are just pickin on her because she's an easy target.. I think she's cute and she would do better on a more family oriented show ..
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Why is it always the stupid ones who overbreed?
GinaOliviaMallory on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:00pm.
Elizabeth is the only one on the show who looks and acts like a female.
- You mean robotic, predictable and Stepford 2.0, well then sure, WE'RE ALL LIKE THAT!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Antie thinks GinaOlivia done got hit with the supid stick.
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If you need sommin' good fer what ails you, stop by Auntie's Veranda.
http://antiesveranda.11.forumer.com/index.php?sid=c52b3722c04a1386b4e125...
I hope she just quits and goes to FOXFUCKNEWS where she belongs.
And her kids names sound like she's casting her own version of the Bible.
She's nothing but an empty talking head that has nothing consequential or informative to say.
Just a bunch of recycled sound bytes.
Fail at "originality" or "genuine" anything.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:56am.
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I was almost about to give you the benefit of a doubt until you called her "classy."
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Bottom-feeder.
Elizabeth is the only one on the show who looks and acts like a female.
Actually it's Elizabeth who will be getting a break from Whoopi and Joy's angry and senseless feminist rants.
It's funny how she is the only one on the show w/ guts to say what she thinks KNOWING that everyone will disagree w/ her and yell at her etc etc but yet no one sees this as a good quality. Even if you don't agree w/ her, you still have to give her credit. Here's a girl who practices what she preaches, believes in her conservative values and she's put down for it.
I think the others he-she's on the view are jealous of her looks (she's the only one on SNL who has a female portray her) as well as her ability to remain a classy lady in this disgusting oversexed and attention whoring world.
Yeah, I'd like to kick(h)er in the stomach alright.
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Sex sells
Says who?
I won't miss her. Now, just get rid of the old lady and the fat one with the wigs. Then I'll be happy.
Here's hoping Junior grows up to be a staunch left leaning democrat with homosexual tendencies.
How rude of her to invite us to kicker when she's pregnant. Wear that when you're not hiding behind an innocent fetus bitch!
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:32am.
So, is that her kitchen? Pretty much what you would expect . . . bland, stark, cold, and institutional. The kind of place Sylvia Plath would have designed around her oven.
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My speech! :D
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:31am.
Thanks for all the info, Hekki!
I thought I heard something about poison not being good for unborns...hmm....
I think I haven't seen her forehead moving since 2001 anyway.
Gosh, she is so vanilla....
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:22am.
Can too much botox in your forhead cause damage to the babeh?
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They say kids get the brains from the mom, so I think the babehs might be impaired no matter what.
LoL @ Smurfy. Who's actually got more kids, Octomom or The Possum? Whorelina and Madoona need to ketchup!
this thing,angie harmon and the palin clan are trying to breed the next generation of "birther" twits...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
So, is that her kitchen? Pretty much what you would expect . . . bland, stark, cold, and institutional. The kind of place Sylvia Plath would have designed around her oven.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
For anyone who cares, if the muscles atrophy, you need less botox (or none, eventually). You've paralyzed the muscles into oblivion. How counterproductive to the manufacturer! And if you develop antibodies, there is another strain of bacteria they can use.
Problems solved!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:21am.
she needs to stop breeeding, she is building a fucking army.
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Unforch, this won't be her last babeh. She'll keep squirting them out until she hits menopause.
One. True. Bitch.
she is a stupid asshole.
Submitted by Mother Superior: "Can too much botox in your forhead cause damage to the babeh?"
They tell you not to do that shit during pregnancy.
Sometimes the body builds up an immunity to it, too. Which makes me wonder why women do it at such a young age. If you're doing botox for years and years and you DO get immune, what will your face look like? Do those muscles atrophy?
*runs off to google*
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:16am.
I hope it really does happen to her! HATE HER!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Can too much botox in your forhead cause damage to the babeh?
I hope she'll get her vocal cords and ovaries botoxed next time...
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.
she needs to stop breeeding, she is building a fucking army.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
@Ophelias evil twin, that's genius. Mario Cantone is off the rails hilarious! Babs is way too uppity.
Once in a while I would tune in, but Hasselbitch was so irritating.
I will be praying she becomes a stay-at-home mom. Can't stand the self-righteous twat. And her voice is soooo irritating!
I hope her stupid baby dies.
oh how I hate this yappy little chihuahua.
They should get Kathy Griffin AND Mario Cantone to fill in. This way Baba Wawa will have a massive coronary and finally croak.
For a second, I thought the shirt said "KICK HER" and I was like "Why, I'd love to! Where? Face or cunt?"
Submitted by CRAZY: "Can't stand her. I hope one of her kids turns out to be gay and one marries a Black person."
I always wish this on bigots. It usually happens, too!
Why is it always the assholes who breed like rabbits?
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
Can't stand her. I hope one of her kids turns out to be gay and one marries a Black person. She'd probably have a heart attack the hillybilly bitch!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Who the hell watches those stupid bitches on that brain dead show? Go to the 3:30 mark on the Glenn Beck rant---now THATS a ringtone.
RU kidding?? They are all annoying. I still watch though. *ducks* Anyway, I like her, even from her Survivor days. Did anybody see their round table discussion about the G-Spot? It was just well, I was embarrassed for them all. It was obvious Elisabeth knew though, she knew!!! I'm sure she looked it up on the Internet.
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I left Mario for MichaelK...
Kathy Griffin should fill in. She'll twist Baba's last nerve but good.
Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
From an interior designer's point of view....
MAGNOLIA WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urrghhhhh!!!!! Make. Me. Angry.
I didn't expect any other colour in her house though...
Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:52am.
I'm still holding out hope for Alexyss Tylor as a replacement.
Such a good fucking idea.
DICK'LL MAKE YOU SLAP SOMEBODY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7tN1UmJ6Go