Um... Um... Ummmm... Um. Um... Um.
It's Monday morning, which is the BEST time for a drinking game! So put on your favorite pair of boozin' panties and let's get started.
Kate Gosselin went on Today this morning to yap about her divorce from Jon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know Kate and Jon asked for "privacy during this difficult time," but they didn't mean it like that. In Gosselinanese, "privacy" actually means "LOOK AT ME MORE! LOOK AT ME MORE! LOOK AT ME MORE!"
During the interview, Kate talked about how she still wears her wedding ring for the kids and how she was shocked when she found out that Jon was bumping it with Meth Brows. At one point, Kate got the weepies on cue like a pro! All those years of watching Jon cry in front of her paid off!
When Kate wasn't crying tears of the crocodile variety, she was saying UM. Seriously, she said UM at least ten trillion times. At least. If she got a baby friend for every time she said um....
Which brings me back to the drinking game! Every time Kate says "UM," do a shot of the Gosselin Brew (ingredients: tears from Jon Gosselin's nutsack, possum saliva and bottled water stolen from a child). If you don't have any of those things just use Malibu Rum and cat piss. Um....drink up!
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Fuck these retards because we are praying all there movie deals dry up so they can take there children away from them to live a normal life. TWO UGLY FUCKERS SELLING THERE LIFE AND KIDS ON T.V. HOW FUCKING SAD!!! I would love would for them to take a play trip without the kids on board a G5 so it could smash into a mountain killing these two fuck tards. Then this family would really have a chance of a real normal life. FUCK YOU KATE AND YOUR SHIT HEAD HUSBAND!!!!!!!
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The crocodile tears do accessories nicely with her reptile eyes.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:48pm.
Yes, I'm sure the kids get great comfort from the ring.
I mean, why wouldn't the kids want to feel that there'll be no end to the constant bickering, shank eyes, icy tension, ball tearing, belittling comments and media intrusion?
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how many children that age understand the significance of a wedding ring?
Give it a rest bitch.
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Cunty says she wears the ring so she won't hurt the chirruns? First thought was her sucking on that water bottle in front of her thirsty kid with zest, then that scene where she doesn't let the boys eat cupcakes or whatever from that vid played here a while back; she looked soooo zen-like-happy while those boys cried as they watched their sisters eat what mommy dearest denied them -- bitch THRIVES on inflicting misery on her kids! Who buys this shit srsly? And oh yes, been reading way too many posts about these baby pimps when I recall so much about their hypocritical, vapid, child-exploiting, doucheraggy so-called lives.
1. WHO GIVES A FUCK?
2. WHO GIVES A FUCK??
3. WHO GIVES A FUCKING FUCK???
It is nice that she took a break from "doing everything for her kids" to go on television.
Most moms wouldn't find the time to document the implosion of their marriage so that their kids and everyone their kids know can learn all of the intimate details.
I know that between my job, and getting the kids to school, tennis, football, gymnastics, laundry, homework, and chores, I barely have time to emasculate my husband or whore out my kids. Talk about feeling like a failure....
I couldn't pay attention to anything she said - I was too distracted by that hair!
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Did you notice how she was dressed like a Sunday school teacher (with the sexay shoes)? Why wasn't she wearing her usual of late? Low-cut tops and miniskirts? Her tears were right on cue, crocodile tears. Big phoney. I don't buy the whole "if I never did it before, I'm going to do it" bullshit. That's TLC's idea, not hers.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
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she's tired, she should have got a eye lift. J|K will probably get back together after the kitchen is done. :\ ;)
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Sources from Today Show say she was a total cunt (and not in a good way). Shock!
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1709182,kate-gosselin-jon-...
70 ums in 10 minutes. I'm not even bothering counting "the next half hour" segment.
So basically she managed to avoid answering any question with three pat answers. Blugh.
My friends and I drink every time she says "I would do anything for my kids"
How many fucking "UMS" can this fugly bitch utter?
Btw, I live near Reading, the address to their house is all over the internet. It's fun driving by every now and then when the weather is nice, just a nice little cruise through the neighborhood.
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Meredith you silly woman, what do you mean what ROLL did she play - we all know she played the roll of Cunt Of All Cunts!
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Like, um, like honestly like what are you um talking about?
This UM bullshit pisses me off like the "you know" uttered between every you know phrase. I see it on you know political shows, whathaveyou, not restricted to you know stupid skanks on a reality show.
*hits self with Oxford English Dictionary*
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Um, I hate this um dumb bitch. Um, I wish she would um get hit by a um bus. Um who are the um people who um actually um watch this stupid um fucking show? Um, anyone who um watches this um show is um as dumb as um she is. Um the only thing I um like about this is um watching her um cry. Ha ha um ha!
I came from a huge family and nobody "had to" whore anyone out to make a living. This woman acts like her only choice it to be a reality TV whore when all she and her deadbeat partner need to do is get actual jobs. But God forbid they do that. The martyr act never ends.
She will never admit to having done anything wrong and will repeat ad nauseum that it's "all for the kids" - meanwhile the two of them are taking vacations, wearing designer duds, expensive accessories and endless mani/pedi/tanning salon trips. Yep - sounds like it's all for the kids!
I guess there is going to be a part 2 where she'll deny she is screwing around with her silver fox bodyguard.
Anywhoo......
I think she keeps an ear piece under that layer of long hair and says "um" to be coached on what to say. You can tell she practiced her lines well and cued the tears quite well. Granted, she's a bitch and treated him like shit but he's still an ass too. I feel sorry for the kids, perhaps they should have taken a hint when they couldn't breed naturally together!
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I left Mario for MichaelK...
She is a bitch, he is a chicken for not standing up to the bitch and their 15 minutes of fame are freaking OVER!!
I think she is vile but she is the one at home supporting her kids through this mess. I have a bit of sympathy for her here. At least she is trying to create stability for those kids. She is not running around partying and dating everyone that comes along. Not saying in interviews I can't wait to go back to New York.
I wonder how long it took this fucktard to memorize all the answers to the questions. She has no friends and no family other than her kids. And accusing her brother and sister-in-law for all the money they made off their interviews. Excuuuuse me, you greedy piece of shit.
She's vile... just plain vile.
I counted 73 'um's.' Excuse me now while I call 911. I think my liver exploded.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:50am.
TEAM PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY.
{thundering applause}
I refuse to click but if I could, I would drink the whole bottle just to play.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:22am.
Who gives a cornrowed asscrack?
Ahahahahahaha!
Not me, by the way.
Screw these fucktards, I ain't watchin'.
I love that the play button on the screen masks her mouth. Can we have one surgically implanted on her ... permanently stuck in the off position?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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um, i don't, um, know, um, how, um, i feel. um, um, i, um, think,um, ummmmmmmm, i, um, don't, um, care.
TEAM PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY.
Fuck this bitch.
whatever MK, that was not a lot of UM's you haven't heard ANYTHING if you think that's bad.
OMG so bored, LOL
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Submitted by Mizzy on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:39am.
I like Kate and always have.
She's had to be on Jon because he's a dufus and can't stay focused.
She's never professed to be a public speaker thus the ummmms.
--- Was you struck by lightening or sommin? Shes an awful harpie of a woman. We gotta name for womens like her up in my parts, but it aint even fair to female dawgs.
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I think she's crying because the ratings are sinking. I envision that they will have shockingly get back together again. Then the series will chronicle the difficult steps of piecing back their shattered relationship. Ratings gold.
Seriously I can't wait til either one of those jackasses aren't on the public's mind. Can we not celebrate baby factories? There's nothing remotely interesting about someone who thinks the world needs their spawn in large quantities.
well, It is not polite to refuse to play a drinking game.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Ratings are low for their show so of COURSE she NEEDS to go on the air to cry for viewers!!
Brilliant PR move if you ask me.
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Expecting my third in October.
I like Kate and always have.
She's had to be on Jon because he's a dufus and can't stay focused.
She's never professed to be a public speaker thus the ummmms.
Where is the tail on that there beaver hat this gal is awearin?
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Yeah . .. um. . . I could only get to 7 minutes 23 seconds and already have a tally of 44 ums so if I tried a drinking game . . .I'd be on the floor . .. Team Jon all the way . . .actually I'm on Team KIDS :)
Michael, I BEG YOU not to post about these people anymore.
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I had a vision of love, and it was all that you turned out to be
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:22am.
Who gives a cornrowed asscrack?
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
ughhhhh enough is enough!!
Get this Bitch off my fucking TV screen
Go home and be with your kids, stop the famewhoring.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:22am.
Who gives a cornrowed asscrack?
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Ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa, ISMU! We left Adrian Grenier's backside in peace a long while back.
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Submitted by candy80 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:22am.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.
---------------------------------------------------------------- So...... you suck dick for money?Coke?
How about changing the fact that she emasculated him all the time, would she want to change that?