Tuesday, August 11th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 10th!

"Wallaby my wife?" - WTFOMGLOL

Runners-up:

Everything was fine until he mistook her c-section scar for a pouch. - jazzfish_77

Not to be outdone by the Saved By the Bell Reunion, Full House starts filming on "How Roo'd", the Michelle Tanner story" - KJules

Ugh, please no more photos of Xtina and her husband. - Cunty LaRue

Source: Roo Ranch VIA RCJ (Thanks Moira)

Posted by: Michael K


leelaa's picture

doesnt anyone else remember that it was stephanie tanner used to say how rude? come on now!!!! still funny tho.

Anyone else recognize this woman's waist tattoo from the Bruno movie??

KJules's picture

Yaaaaaaaay! Thanks guys! I'm honored :)This is a first for me.

Sluttsville's picture

Whoooooot WTFOMGLOL! Congrats also to jazzy on his 539th win, KJules, and Cunty LaRue (loves how the LaRue makes Cunty sound so klassy).

lucyking2009's picture

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hellokitty221's picture

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Reeter's picture

Good stuff! : )

Deb's picture

Congrats to the winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

"How Roo'd", the Michelle Tanner story" = GENIUS

YAY JAZZY!!! Congrats WTFOMGLOL! Always funny! Congrats KJules & Cunty LaRue!! I love the name Cunty LaRue.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

awww shux thank you !! :)

this is kind of a disturbing picture though.
Is she really marrying a kangaroo ??

Big laughs to super funny WTFOMGLOL!!! Yay! and thanks MK.

Congrats also to KJules and Cunty LaRue!!

Although, I really liked my "Excuse me, waiter, there's a fly girl in my marsupial."

MissJaneTexas's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA. All were hilarious! Congrats everyone!
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Mother Superior's picture

Tehehe...well done! Congrats!

The C word's picture

Congrats winners - well done!! :D

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Plecostomus's picture

Congrats to WTFOMGLOL!

Congrats too to KJules and Cunty LaRue and JAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! You rule!!

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Bottom-feeder.

What Britney's white bikini shoot would have looked like if she'd continued with the meth.

Team Valtrex's picture

You think this is strange, her last husband was Hulk Hogan.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Team Valtrex's picture

After years of watching what her father did to crocodiles, Bindi was just happy to meet someone who didn't have a reptile dysfunction.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Team Valtrex's picture

Interspecies Erotica, the 7th wierdest thing you might see on your visit to Neverland.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

ShannieOPro's picture

Kim Zolciak and Big Hoppa debut her Summer Wig Collection.

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Britney ~~ Enough with this circus shit !!

Britney Spears proudly displays the inspiration for her latest bomb "I'm a Slave for Kangaroo".

With Linda Hogan's divorce final this week, she is finally free to marry the 19 year old classmate of her son she has been dating, Joey.

moveon104's picture

Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

Manimal5's picture

Kangarooga.

Kelli B's picture

After successfully painting her nails 'hooker corel', Skippy the Bush Kangaroo proceeded to give her a bikini wax...

roxie's picture

Where is Crocodile Dundee when you need him?

MyTwoCents's picture

This pairing may seem odd, but they're really a typical Aussie couple. He can't keep his pants on and she'll do anything for a little tail.

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

Manimal5's picture

Meet Boinky the sex crazed Kanga at interspecies.com

snaphappy's picture

While on vacation, Linda Hogan learns she's been storing her boyfriend in the wrong fold of skin this entire time.

He obviously married her for her hot pockets.

Team Valtrex's picture

There once was a chick from Austrailia.
She met her a 'roo who would nail ya.
The police said Boo,
You can't fuck a 'roo.
Get married or we'll have to jail ya.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

"I DO!"

Wall-A-by! Joey's got himself a Sheila!

Manimal5's picture

Is that a little Roo in your pouch or are you just happy to see me.

fleawatch's picture

That's what you get for waking up in Yarrawanga.........

"Y'all wouldn't believe how Roo'd this guy was! He just wouldn't keep his paws off me!"

MyTwoCents's picture

Big Red was hoping to marry a ginge, but had to settle for a minge in a fringe.

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

fleawatch's picture

Unfortunately, the kangaroo's parents and family were too humiliated to be seen with the Hogans and refused to show at the wedding.......

Team Valtrex's picture

I'm guessing their wedding song was "Jump Around".

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

"Gimme the damn keys and get your ass in the car before I give it a good thumpin!! Why? Cause I'm Zippy bitch!!" When it came time for Daddy Spears to retire as Brit Brit's Conservator he knew there was only one animal for the job.

Team Valtrex's picture

Bindi finally has a man in her life who doesn't suffer from a reptile dysfunction.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

NitWitty's picture

Then Bindi Irwin said, "If only my Dad were here to walk me down the aisle."
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.

MyTwoCents's picture

Skippy wasn't surprised his pouch-shake brought all the ladies to his yard. He's not called a 'Big Red' for nothing.

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

Team Valtrex's picture

Bet he can't wait to hop on that!

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MyTwoCents's picture

Shazza will be more careful next time she does a Scooby Doo impersonation. One "Ri ruv roo" and Skippy was booking a minister and planning a honeymoon.

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Team Valtrex's picture

Did they really need a sequel to Kangaroo Jack?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Team Valtrex's picture

Roo and Piglet, violating some rather basic laws of nature.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"