Monday, August 10th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

TwiTitties: Ashley Greene has got a case of the nekkids! - Egotastic!

And she also must love the taste of ass dust - Lainey Gossip

Kristen Stewart wearing a skirt that will protect her from the crazed Twihards that attack her daily - Popsugar

Kristin Calamariorwhatever being useless in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Joe Jonas must not care about his ears, because there's no way in blue hell I'd ever let Mike Tyson come near me with a pair of scissors - Just Jared

The Euro version of Kim Zolciak and Big Poppa (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Um. How do I join the Georgia Tech football team? - Towleroad

Roisin Murphy speaks the truth: "Lady Gaga is just a poor imitation of me. She has copied my style, she took my shoulder pads and all that. Mind you she doesn't wear the bottom half!" - Hollywood Rag

Karolina Kurkova slips a nip - Cityrag

HoHan wants to know where she can order some of Cameron Douglas' signature "bath salts" - Celebitchy

Channing Tatum was a teen dick shaker - ICYDK

All that fake tan jizz is starting to eff with Peter Andre's brains - Holy Moly!

Something you needed to know: Zachary Quinto picks up dog shit - Socialite Life

PETA is trying to kill us all - I'm Not Obsessed

The Three Stooges biopic is already a mess - SOW

Posted by: Michael K


JaneDoe's picture

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 2:48pm.

Dlisted is so educational. I didn't know Channing Tatum was in the She Bangs video.
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whoa he was?! I didn't know that either!

lucyking2009's picture

I found a great dating site=======Wealthyromance .com=========where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

moriah's picture

Oh yes, that extremely popular household name Raisin Murphy. Give me a fucking break.

rukiddingme's picture

What does this stupid bitch expect when she takes and then posts naked pictures of herself?????

www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.

whoa...I hope that ho is 18 or we're all in
deep akchopra

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

If Jim Cary is leaving the 3 Stooges, the movie must really suck balls. Hopefully they'll just drop the whole project.

candymor80's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have sugarbaby or a woman to have sugardaddy?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^~~ www.Sugardaddychat.com ~~ ^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beautiful woman and rich man!

I don't get this. the need to get naked and take pictures of yourself in such "nakedness" to send out to a random dude. I mean you could at least put on some sexy lingerie or sumthing...

Who cares if they're douchebags, I'm cutting me off a big slice of that Georgia beefcake! Any of you boys looking for a West Coast sugarmama? I'm so rich that I'll let you supersize your dinner and will even buy you the car of your choice (provided it was manufactured in the former Yugoslavia).

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Lindalou's picture

Am I the only one whos gaydar goes off with Kristin Stewart?

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Datura: "I can't wait for hips and actual waists to come back into style."

They're ALWAYS in style. Ask any straight man. Well, some straight dudes will go for a more 'athletic' figure, but if a woman with a small, dainty waist walks down the street, men always look.

I love when people write "I don't know who Ashley Greene is. I don't know who Roisin Murphy is." as they sit at a computer featuring some mystical thing called Google.

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Jesus, sometimes it isn't requesting others to inform but merely a statement that this person is irrelevant.

I love when people write "I don't know who Ashley Greene is. I don't know who Roisin Murphy is." as they sit at a computer featuring some mystical thing called Google.

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Jesus, sometimes it isn't requesting others to inform but merely a statement that this person is irrelevant.

female genitalia is hidden by hair for a REAson!!!

goddamned fucking ewww.

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The McCanns Did It

female genitalia is hidden by hair for a REAson!!!

goddamned fucking ewww.

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The McCanns Did It

female genitalia is hidden by hair for a REAson!!!

goddamned fucking ewww.

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The McCanns Did It

Eww, how did this Penthouse reject get famous? She probably took these pics the night she let her boyfriend fuck her in the ass.

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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.

cdawg's picture

ashley green looks like a little girl with tits. seriously, i like my ladies with hips and curves. her tits are nice, but she's definitely NOT sexy.

be cool about fire safety

"Lady Gaga is just a poor imitation of me. She has copied my style, she took my shoulder pads and all that."

WORD, Roisin! Finally the truth about her has been exposed other than by the daily cooch/peen flashes.

That's why the Lady is a scam.

I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Dr. Dick's picture

If you don't want naked pics of yourself all over the internet, then don't take naked pics you stupid bitch. Obviously, a ploy for attention. She's gonna sue?? Bitch, please. MK doesn't give a flying fuck.

your ex's picture

is that a man????????? MOOBS fuickin bitch she looks like ron from harry potter

Granny Frump's picture

Body-wise if Ashley Greene had a 10-inch nutsack I'd swear she was Cisco Adler. No waistline whatsoever.

rotten_egg's picture

-"Submitted by Drew on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 3:38pm.

Fuck this "originality" shit. No such thing when 6 billion people in the world are each trying to be unique and "original"."

Damn fucking right, that's why I love the quote "You're original, just like everybody else". Very few people have managed to actually come up with something 100% original, the rest just follow the yellow brick road or manage to mix a few already done things and market it like something "different" for the masses. That "funky over the top" shit has been around since the 60's mod stuff came up, then the 70's re-did it, then the 80's and now, it's just a diluted low-grade version. But no, these chicks can still claim they came up with it and their fans will defend their honor no matter what.

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EatYourVeggies's picture

Ashley Greene's lawyers need to STFU. They can't sue EVERY SINGLE SITE that has the pictures. Those fuckers have already been passed around more times than a doobie at a Sublime concert.

menyc's picture

Also you forget any gaga or rm when Grace Jones is still doing it better.

menyc's picture

Roisin Murphy is 100% accurate.

I love when people write "I don't know who Ashley Greene is. I don't know who Roisin Murphy is." as they sit at a computer featuring some mystical thing called Google.

MissJaneTexas's picture

uh oh, MK looks like you might get sued...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20297082,00.html

Master - I am surprised by your comments.

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Master Blaster's picture

Submitted by xerquina
both these bitches suck
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Roisin Murphy sucks?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA...*wheeze*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!

You made milk shoot out of my nose and I haven't even drank any milk!

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xerquina's picture

as someone once said "the wardrobes are a distraction from the lack of talent." both these bitches suck.they aren't original because Afrika Bambaataa and his space age homies were doing this shit while they were still sperm.

EatYourVeggies's picture

Roisin Murphy has a unique voice and style of music. Lady Gaga is low brow and caters to the masses with catchy tunes. That's why all her songs have been #1. As for their clothing choices, who gives a fuck? It's not like people look at Lady CaCa and are all, "Gee, let me run out and buy some huge plastic bubbles so I can look bitchin' like her!"

Ashley Green probably took these pictures before Twilight. Now she's gone and alienated her retarded fanbase. That sucks.

Drew's picture

Fuck this "originality" shit. No such thing when 6 billion people in the world are each trying to be unique and "original". Everyone is a copy of somebody else, but Lady GaGa is doing is better than Roisin Murphy (see pile of cash for evidence), so that's what counts.

Also, I WANT VIDEO! Need to see Channing shaking his money-maker to make up for that GI Joe mess.

StewieGriffin's picture

As far as her wardrobe goes, Lady GaGa also copies Alison Goldfrapp of Goldfrapp (Google her for images) and they ALL rip off 70s Glam Rock, 90s club kids and drag queens from every era.

None of them are all that original, their looks were being featured in countless high fashion magazine editorials since before any of them had careers and they have gay stylists to thank for it.

Deb's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 2:47pm.
arrggg DON'T FUCK WITH THE THREE STOOGES YOU FUCKING HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLES!

Fucking A! I was on a 3 hr car trip with a friend who spent her first 14 years in Dublin before moving to the states. Anyway, I don't know how we got to the subject, but I explained the whole "Niagra Falls" bit to her. We laughed our asses off.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

menotknow's picture

less green more channing!!

ethang's picture

@ Salem13

Roisin Murphy copies NO ONE. She's always had an eccentric style and quirky personality. She certainly speaks the truth.

Murphy is a goddess.

Ms. Caligula's picture

Who the fuck is Ashley Greene & where are her hips?

CAINandABEL's picture

- Channing Tatum has always admitted his go-go boy past...not a shocking secret by any stretch...that's why he was good in Step-Up.

- PETA can suck it...I do not want to see Lady CaCa naked. Hermy or not. Roisin and CaCa are both recycled Boy George wanna-be's let's hope they don't end up like him...nothing original about any of them wearing outrageous outfits and hats...it's been done already.

- Glad the 3 Stooges flick is falling apart...certain things are sacred and must be left alone...what's next an "I Love Lucy" remake with Debra Messing?

suckandfuck's picture

JO MATERIAL EXPLOSION

Mother Superior's picture

Peter Andre got a little bit on my nerves because he's calling Katie Price all sorts of names.
It's OK if we do it, but dammit, she's the mother of his kids.

rotten_egg's picture

Ugh! I didn't bother with the whole set of this Ashley chick nude pictures and I regret taking the time to take a look.

I don't want to be harsh, but she has the body of a 15 year-old. Double yuck for a 22 year old.

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Master Blaster's picture

@Ashley Greene: Real men DON'T like baldies. Especially when you have no hips. Not a good look. Rub some Rogaine on that thing.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

i do think kristen stewart is pretty but she has the worst case of stank face EVER. seriously, smile.

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humpa's picture

Another 'accidently, on purpose' release of nude photos.
When, oh when..will it ever end.
Please.

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RIP Mr. Hughes.
Thank you for Farmer Ted.

loozer's picture

Dlisted is so educational. I didn't know Channing Tatum was in the She Bangs video.
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Though you did not want me to
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christine the hoff's picture

arrggg DON'T FUCK WITH THE THREE STOOGES YOU FUCKING HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLES!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Snarkley's picture

Why are they going to fuck up a classic like the Three Stooges? Someone should put a stop to that post haste.

Master Blaster's picture

Didn't we JUST have this conversation about these stupid ass bitches taking naked pictures of themselves last week? I fucking swear these chicks must jack off to themselves!

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If Lady Gaga copies your style and comes out looking like that, why in the fuck would you ever alert the masses that it was your look first?

rotten_egg's picture

Crickets crickets. No, I don't know who this attention whore Ashley Greene is either. Not hard to assume what she is, tho.

Kristen Stewart "being useless with the most stupid skirt to date".

I have no clue who this Raisin Murphy whatever chick is, but she's claiming the piece of CaCa stole her outfits and style?. I don't give a shit. Her style sucks balls.

Wake me up when PETA actually does something of importance, relevance and full of sense.

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