Monday, August 10th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Sandra Rinomato

Birthday: May 6, 19something
Age: ?
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 7, 2009
Claim to Fame: Sandra Rinomato has been selling houses in Toronto, Canada for over 12 years. Homegirl got her own show in Canada called Property Virgins (Property Vaginas to you and me) where she tries to help hos buy their first home. The show also plays in the US on HGTV. Needless to say, I'm hooked like a crackhead.

Where is she now? Pimping out houses, duh.

Why is she HS of the Week? I really thought I was the only one who was addicted to this shit, but after receiving tons of e-mails (aka 4) from hos who also share my love for Sandra, I realize that I'm not alone. How can you not love Sandra? Sandra knows how to give a subtle side-eye when a dumb bitch complains about how the house isn't new enough or the bathroom tile is fugly.

You know, a few weeks ago, I saw this episode which made me want to defend Sandra's honor. Some stupid ass boy was buying his first place. Dude wanted a duplex and not for a lot of money. Sandra did all the work, showed him exactly what he asked for and helped him find the perfect place. Well, he turned around and bought that shit behind her back. Dude shanked her in the back! Sandra is a lady, so she didn't beat him something good, but you know the house Gods frowned up that shit! You know that when he opened the door to his brand new house for the first time after receiving the keys, the whole thing crumbled into a pile of dust. You don't eff with Sandra.

Posted by: Michael K


DAVID BROMSTAD is the hottest slut!!!

megank's picture

LOVE HER.

Sandra for Hot Slut of the Month!

it's not reality it's atchuality....rinomato ...
what's that? a horn stuck in V8?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Starbuck's picture

MK: I'm loving that you're including some Canadian content, it's sad she got shanked though.

Also, Sue Johanson from the Sunday Night Sex Show is forever Canada's Hottest Slut.

~I believe in science, bitch~

candymor80's picture

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It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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How is it possible to have a picture of Sandra Rinomato as HSOTW while she's not wearing her signature gigantic fur-collared winter trench coat and standing next to her signature gigantic silver mercedes? Someone didn't do their homework! She wears that ratty coat and drives that enormous car in every single winter episode, and it's her "baller" trademark. If she wins HSOTM, you need to find a better picture than this.

leelaa's picture

aw MK I love you for watching hgtv just as much as I do. You need to come to my apt in nj and be my bestest friend, kthanxbai

She's a mess and one eyebrow is like 3 inches higher on her face than the other. Watch her, she has a racket going where she tells the couple "there's another buyer interested, so you'll have to offer your max..." She goes to her car and "calls the other agent" and comes back out to say "THEY ACCEPTED IT!"

If the buyer doesn't go for the max she inches them up and up until she gets them as close to it as possible. Come on now, EVERY TIME there's another offer? Yea right, she just wants a bigger commission.

Scandalous bitch. No wonder that kid went around her ass. But, she does give hilarious looks when people say dumb shit!

neofavorr's picture

I love this show. I love Sandra. I love when she sends them in first and she's all, "I'm gonna wait out here and have a cigarette and check my blackberry and text my old man while you guys give yourselves a tour. Then I'll come up in about 20 minutes and ask you for da cash. Okwah!"

fuzzyslippers's picture

Aw man, I know people hate animal hot sluts, but that midget pony was too cute to be true. He knows he's a hot little bitch, just look at his eyes!

Snarf's picture

Zzzzzzzzzz....

I like the show but sometimes Sandra gets on my nerves. I hate that she always shows houses that are out of the buyer's budget. It's not by a little but $20,000+ higher.

SweetPollyPurebred's picture

If that guy bought the house she showed him without going through her, she can sue him for the commission. At least that's how agency agreements work in the U.S.

Barb Dwyer's picture

And Sandra has come to the U.S to sell dumb buyers houses too! Those are my favorite episodes. Toronto and Canada housebuying is meh....

moomarse's picture

We watch all those home shows - and we LOVE Sandra! She says it like it is!

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I love this show too! And I saw the episode you were talking about, and he did it without a home inspection! Shanked her in the bank doesn't do enough justice to the shit he pulled.

dreadloccowgirl's picture

Sandra, I want to MUNCH you and your big tits! You can be my Domestic Partner any day!

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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

And have you noticed her ginormous ChiChis. Everytime bitch shows a house she has to grease the sides of the doorway to get those things through. I love her, she smacks property virgin ho's down.

I want her to sell me my first home..... which I will never be able to afford.

MY FAVORITE part is when they start out in the super expensive neighborhoods which they cannot afford.

I want her to sell me my first home..... which I will never be able to afford.

MY FAVORITE part is when they start out in the super expensive neighborhoods which they cannot afford.

Green Is Good's picture

I don't get it. If the property is listed with her, and she showed it to the potential buyer. How was the buyer able to go behind the agents back to buy the property? Did the sellers screw her, too?

Clarisse's picture

Who?

Call me when the hot slut isn't a cat, dog or unknown reality wannabe.

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EatYourVeggies's picture

Her tops NEVER fit right. They can't contain her massive buh-bees.

I watched her tell a couple to overbid by a staggeringly large amount. I always wondered if they thought they made the right decision.

mike's picture

I don't even remember he being Hot Slut of the Day.

xerquina's picture

LOL my brother watches her show around midnight!

Mother Superior's picture

Those shows are come and gone in the UK.
I think some people complained that those programms rubbed the fact under their noses that they are not able to afford to buy properties themselves or had to re-mortgage their houses. So making reality TV about stuff you'll never be able to afford sucked.

loozer's picture

12 whole Hours!! Amazing!!

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Though you did not want me to
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I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...

not impressed, looks like she could be the mother of michael jackson's kids!!!michael jackson is my father too!!!! did you guys see paris hilton's valtrex commercial. It's on realcelebritease.com, and its crazy!!!

freebird's picture

Whatever. She'll never beat Maru. Can we get Scotland's #1 Male Barbie back? I miss him. He glitters.

sexytime's picture

"been selling houses in Toronto for over 12 hours" LOL!!!

CAINandABEL's picture

La Prohibida should be hot slut next:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77XXxOFYvzk

He/she has all the qualities for that title.

snowpiece's picture

MK I love this slut too!
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Migraine Sally's picture

She's no Dino