Squinty And Bradley Go To Spain
For the past few weeks, Bradley Cooper has been linked to Squinty, Denise Richards and Jennifer Aniston. Well, in the battle of the beards, it looks like Squinty has won out for now! The two pretended to be all slick-like when they got on a flight from JFK to Barcelona the other day. The paps say Squinty and Bradley went through security separately, but ended up getting on the same plane together.
The voices in my inbox tell me that Bradley gets thirsty for the peen every now and again, but I've never seen photographic proof. If you have it, send it my way, because I'm running low in the porn department. But if the rumors are true, then he picked a perfectly capable beard. And if they aren't true, well then what the hell is doing with Squinty?! I'm joking. Dating Squinty has its advantages. She's probably fun at parties and I'm sure she always has the best of the bad shit.
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Bradley is so obviously a closet fag....
As for Squinty -at least shes stopped talking in that little girl voice but christ -her face seems to be screwing up like a piece of paper as she gets older.
She strikes me as a bit of a fag hag anyway-isnt Kenny Chesney gay?
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:46pm.
Squinty's face scares me, and not just her tiny eyes. It's her puffy sandpaper-textured cheeks, and her weird rabbity anus mouth. Not attractive.
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Hahaha...I love this!
me thinks bradley likes to fuck a skeleton or a lil boy or a child...im just sayin...ewww
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The war isn't working.
shes anorexic again... girl has an eating disorder that just wont quit... but no matter what that fat face is still there
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The war isn't working.
I wished Bradley was linked to me....having the hots for him since The Hangover!!!
If they are "together", why aren't they walking together, or talking to each other? Could it be they are just on the same flight?
that guy in the hat looks remarkably like gay porn star Zak Spears.......
Squinty sourpuss face is a great actress...well she cries really good and like MK says must be a lot of fun at parties.
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who is squinty? renee zelweger?
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Within 5 yrs, Squinty will be buying herself some babies. As will Anniston.
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Squinty sourpuss face is a great actress...well she cries really good and like MK says must be a lot of fun at parties.
Yeah, Squintster must be fucking hilarious!
How else did win the battle for this fucker's heart when much bigger attention whores were trying so hard to capture this dude?
The Squintser need to eat a sammich! They got them some sammiches in Spain, Squintalina...EAT ONE!
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Squinty's face scares me, and not just her tiny eyes. It's her puffy sandpaper-textured cheeks, and her weird rabbity anus mouth. Not attractive. I'm thinking Bradley's for the gheys.
Wow, she has got the skinny thing going on. I heard she was supposed to do another Bridget Jones movie, so shouldn't she be beefing it up?!
File this under "I don't give a rat's ass."
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All this "Bradley is gay" crap is getting out of hand. There is no "word on the street" and there are no photos because it's not true!! People need to just shut up because they don't know anything. Don't you think if Jennifer Esposito had caught Bradley in bed she would have taken it to the tabs for money?? She has never said a thing about their marriage and neither has he. People need to stop with this nonsense.
And Renee is NOT ugly . . . she's not exactly beautiful but she's not ugly either. At least she seems interesting and she varies her acting jobs and tries to actually ACT in them rather than phone it in like another 40 year old who shall remain nameless.
renee is all skinnay! i thought she was fattening up for bj3....what up? briget jones 1 was on tv the other day (love it, will always watch it when it's on, never gets old) and i was saying: oh, that renee, she just can't seem to find love....and now i see her and that bradley, it's sweet...
What fresh hell is this?
renee trumps jennifer. who knew?
she doesnt come off as desperate though
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson: "Fuck Bradley. Who's the hot and beefy security guard with the baseball cap. I'd tap that."
Me too. Bradley looks like a talker, and he'd be an early squirt with his skinny veiny peen and then he'd say something nasty about your cellulite to make it even.
The bodyguard would be silent and relentless. Mmmmmm.
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<"The voices in my inbox tell me that Bradley gets thirsty for the peen every now and again, but I've never seen photographic proof.">
Well, Bradley knows Ibiza is out and Barcelona is IN. I'm bringing my camera if he's still there in 2 weeks I'll have it for you.
Damn! What's he doing with her?
Lord have mercy!! Just look at how scrawny them there legs of hers are. Why you could drive yerself a big ole John Deere through em! She lookin like sommin' the dog done drug under the porch.
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I just to like Squinty, right up until the time Bridget Jones 3 was announced.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson: "Fuck Bradley. Who's the hot and beefy security guard with the baseball cap. I'd tap that."
Me too. Bradley looks like a talker, and he'd be an early squirt with his skinny veiny peen and then he'd say something nasty about your cellulite to make it even.
The bodyguard would be silent and relentless. Mmmmmm.
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BUT Squinty is so frail and breakable, that bodyguard would snap her in two with his mighty meat rocket. Her body type can only accommodate the skinny vein peen. Hence her sour face all the time.
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson: "Fuck Bradley. Who's the hot and beefy security guard with the baseball cap. I'd tap that."
Me too. Bradley looks like a talker, and he'd be an early squirt with his skinny veiny peen and then he'd say something nasty about your cellulite to make it even.
The bodyguard would be silent and relentless. Mmmmmm.
Ewww....look at how frail she is. That is nasty.
He had her at HELLO.
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the dude in the Sox hat definitely see more into her than Bradley Peen Lover.
These two give me a bad case of the ZzzZzzz's.
Bradley is gay word on the street is that is the reason Jennifer esposito divorced him 3 month after marrying him, she walked on him and another dood.
Squinty is disgustong, sorry.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:20pm.
The chunky dude seems to care more for her.
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I was just checkin' him out. He has a certain je ne sais quoi..
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I didn't want to believe he was homo, but now I know. Lightening has struck her twice and soon we'll be hearing about "annulment due to fraud."
She really loves herself some dick loving men.
Coop likes peen on occasion? Why am I only hearing about this now??!
Lord, she has total shit hair.
I thought she was walking with Larry the Cable Guy!!
I'd fuck him running and duck before he could punch my FACE.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:26pm.
One reason her eyes are so "squinty" is that her mother was Sami (aka Lapp, although this term is now considered semi-derogatory).
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Her mom sort of resembles Gena Rowlands.
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she was hot and slutty in Empire Records. i liked her better then. :p
Re: the skinny-leg jean look. A stylist once told me that one of the tricks to pulling it off is to wear them long enough so that they break just above the widest part of your shoe (which should be pointy-toed and very high)- like chubby cheeks is doing here.
Bearing that in mind, I still look like a buffoon when I try it. grrrrrr.
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One reason her eyes are so "squinty" is that her mother was Sami (aka Lapp, although this term is now considered semi-derogatory).
40 year old anorexics do not have a long shelf life. She looks shit, and Bradley Cooper is rumored to like bones of a different kind.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:22pm.
She used to be attractive back in the day. I was watching "Empire Records" the other day and she bears ZERO resemblance to what she used to look like. Her eyes are WAY squintier now. I don't know why.
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I agree and I think the squinty eyes comes from sucking on too many sour peens.
The only thing hot in this shot is the beefy guy with the ball cap.. Is that Squinty's weight gain coach?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:18pm.
I thought she was supposed to be gaining the chunk back for another Bridget Jones movie?
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That's what I thought, too! Maybe she has it in her contract that she can wear a fat suit in this one. Lord knows her face is already chubby enough to pull it off.
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She looks like her breath smells like Tic Tacs, Marlboros and TAB.
Nice pointed, crunchy, brittle osteoporosis shoulders too.....
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