Dane Cook Didn't Mean That
Vanessa Hudgen's Disney nipples made an encore appearance on the internet last week and you know Dane Cook printed out a dozen copies of those pictures and laminated them for his future enjoyment. Dane's wang skin is probably barely growing back after he rubbed it raw from smacking it so much while looking at Vanessa's tittays. But at last night's Teen Choice Awards, Dane tried to play like he wanted her to cover up. Motherfucker, pleeeeeease.
Dane came out, asked Vanessa to show herself and then suddenly turned into Marla Gibbs when he said, "Gurl, you gots to keep yo clothes on. Phonez are for phone calls, gurl."
The funniest part is at the beginning when Vanessa gets all excited after Dane shouts her name. Vanessa is wagging her tail, thinking she's going to get some kind of prize (a new camera phone, maybe?) and then...SMACK! Dane hits her with the nekkid joke. Vanessa tries to do her best bitchface (Professor MiserAlba gives her an F minus), but didn't really pull it off.
Zac Efron probably thought to himself, "Yeah, she really should keep her clothes on, because it makes me feel awkward in the privates when she takes it all off."
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haha.. never liked him before, but I love him for embarrassing Vanessa
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Yeah,Vanessa took naked pics of herself, obvs. she wouldnt leaked them herself,cuz im pretty sure she knew it would hurt her career,people need to stop downing her & grow up,Vanessa is still a good role model, everyone like/loved her until her little scandal,wow she's a horrible person now,right?.WRONG!!!..yes she's supposed to be a role model, but at the end of the day,she's still human and makes mistakes, Honestly if i was Vanessa, I wouldnt even apologize, because someone else leaked them,so whats she to be sorry for,she took naked pics...So,the sun still shines & the moon still shines...So obvs. nothings change, the world didnt suddenly end..go get over yourself & stop hating on Vanessa :)
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Did she really think that this wouldnt surface? You play, you pay, fuck her.
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I hate Dane Cook, but good for him. Once might be an accident, but twice....I think not.
The guy from Good Luck Chuck is calling people out for taking their clothes off?? Oh....kay. I think people, especially semi-famous people should avoid taking nekkid pictures of themselves for the sake of their own privacy etc., but what's with the public stoning attitude people get about it?
I thought she was hotter in Thunderbirds!
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Dane Cook is so not funny, it's funny. Ugh.
Another untalented wannabe.
I loved Vanessa's Disney-style "I'm gonna cut a bitch" face she gave him. He's just jealous because he was never cool enough to be in the Mickey Mouse Club, Vanessa. lol
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Didn't Zac's hair stylist give him maintenance instructions? He's combing the new do in the old way. Also, when is he going to ditch the skank?
Road Dog, you are my hero.
sushi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:22pm.
"How fucking sick is it that on the Teen Choice awards the joke of the night is to call out the dumb slut in the front row who takes dirty pictures of herself? "
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A yes this teen generation is going to make it far. far up the pole.
i would have loved it more if they banned her ass. anyone else and they would. i don't understand parents still letting their kids worship her. whore skank slut. at least she didn't show her overgrown forest. i don't understand how anyone can defend a teenage girl taking nudie pix of herself and sending them to anyone. girl obviously is fucked in the head and has some major issues.
Why cant Zac just leave his hair alone for like 5 minutes? Why does it have to be all tousled & girly & swept across the forehead like that? His face is so feminine, he can butch up his hair a bit & still make the little girlies scream. Vanessa would probably be much cuter without all the make up all the time...I dont understand why young girls who have perfect skin & gorgeous lips & bright clear eyes insist on covering it all up with thick make up.
He was absolutely right. She is fair game. And anyone who believes these photos just got leaked by some kind of technological magic is an idiot. It's not like it's the first time.
Further proof Dane Cook is an asshole; ugh, I can't STAND him...was that really necessary?
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What's wrong with Zac's face ?
He seems a little swollen ! :-o
And isn't he too young to be using BOTOX ? :-o
Urgh ! these kids !
If that was my daughter, i'd slap the sh*t out of her for this foolishnessssss !
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Why making a joke like that at a teen choice award ceremony?
I mean, if the gathering was for adults, fine, but not when kids and teenagers are around...
Although....most of the youngsters there were stripping away anyway, so what am I on about...LOL
I'm glad he called her out on being a slut...at least there was one adult who has some common sense - it's scary that it had to be Dane Cook.
WTF kind of "teen" awards show was this? Not only did Miley have an ice cream cart stripper pole, but Sean Kingston had TWO stripper poles for his dancers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K92_eYVZaY&feature=player_embedded
Who approved these acts?
The world really is going to hell.
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You know Zac was wondering what Dane looks like nekkid while all that was going on. And why does he always look like he just spritzed his face with something?
That is epic!!! She had major bitchface, but she was so hype when he 1st called her out- a hahahah!
Good, that little tramp needs to be knocked down a few pegs in front of all the other teeny boppers there @ the awards. I just wish Fox would have left this in the on-air edit tonight!
AAAAHAHA! Disney fake ho called out! Now some other douchemedian needs to call out Miley Cyrus.
I agree Cabbage.
Don't understand how can her actions be defended. Once? Yah, ok, people make mistakes and all, but now?
What kills me is that she seems incapable of true contrition. It must be the entitlement that makes her think that having regards for morals isn't as important as her urge to get naked in front of the camera.
btw i just looked up her age and shes 20 now, so the child porn thing is moot on this occasion.
i still stand by the gist of what i said though!
shes a slutty little cocker spaniel.
@ cabbagehead! Agreed. Normally, I am of the mindset who cares let people live and do. But the fact that she is actually on a kids show designated on a channel and time meant for kids, she should be treated as a role model. Taking your clothes off and taking nude pictures is definitely NOT that. And if you are going to do it be discreet.
We all make mistakes but as I said before I was this age BEFORE all the wonders of the internet...THANK GOD.
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she didn't do something shameful? she was what, 13, 14 when the first photos came out? what the hell is a child that young doing taking nude photos of themselves and sending them out? she didn't take them for her own personal use she distributed them, even if it was just allegedly to one other person. if an adult took those of her they would be prosecuted for child porn but because she does it its ok? are you telling me that if your kid did this you would just say 'big fucking deal ohhh shocking!'. yeah, i don't fucking think so.
if this happened ONCE i could understand her being so stupid and naive to think it was ok, but again? come the fuck on.
i'm not famous or anything close, but even i've never been stupid enough to take such photos of myself without thinking they could be released publicly and get me in a lot of trouble.
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Submitted by vasellina on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:40pm.
why should disney get rid of her because of something she did in her personal life? it's not like she hurt someone or did something shameful.
who knows how those first pictures got leaked. whoever leaked those pictures should be looked down on, not her. but of course, you blame the female because she has the audacity to get naked in front of a camera -- shocking! BFD!
whoever leaked those pictures should be looked down on, not her. but of course, you blame the female because she has the audacity to get naked in front of a camera -- shocking! BFD!
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Maybe because most of us don't believe these released photos are accidental. Somehow they magically appear close to her movie premiers.
And I think her sending naked photos of herself to stars of a teeny bopper TV show while underage is pretty fucking slutty.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:15pm.
Probably too much makeup, plastic surgery, cocaine, and a touch of bulimia (or so I heard). I actually do feel sorry for him.
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There have been several blind items about a bulimic Disney kid, yup. Nothing new with the girls, but yeah, apparently it's a boy and it's Zac.
It must be miserable to live a lie to be sure. He's enjoying the benefits of it at a very hefty price. Hopefully he will eventually be allowed to come out.
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why should disney get rid of her because of something she did in her personal life? it's not like she hurt someone or did something shameful.
who knows how those first pictures got leaked. whoever leaked those pictures should be looked down on, not her. but of course, you blame the female because she has the audacity to get naked in front of a camera -- shocking! BFD!
"Submitted by cabbagehead on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:18pm.
she looks like a cocker spaniel.
she deserved to be called out.
people can be as slutty as they want in their personal life, but when it goes public and you're supposed to be a role model for kids on a kids network, i think there should be some accountability there. disney is hypocritical and exploitative for not getting rid of her after the first photos came out."
And I might be losing credibility here but I don't even get the appeal of her, although I get her more than him.
I think she has beautiful eyes and her coloring is outstanding, but her nose is pug and she's got that weird smile in the last pic. No upper lip. She's pretty, but given the fact that she can't sing or act I don't see much there.
Like everyone else, I don't believe they are a couple. A kid that young and that in demand would be banging chicks left and right. Especially knowing that his girl was emailing naked pictures of herself to Drake Bell for Christsake.
Aside from her nudie photos, unless photos surface of him and Dean Sheremet surface, they are both major YAWNers.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:13pm.
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Ha! Yeah, but don't need to...You know that Slushy Snowy Bitch got "hi-ho" serial gherkin gang banged by them tiny bastids, you know she did...Who ever thought otherwise??? So, a Disney skankette, skanking it up? Um, what's new here?
*tic tock to a porn career...*
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It scares me that anyone finds Dane Cook funny.
Louis CK is simply brilliant.
she looks like a cocker spaniel.
she deserved to be called out.
people can be as slutty as they want in their personal life, but when it goes public and you're supposed to be a role model for kids on a kids network, i think there should be some accountability there. disney is hypocritical and exploitative for not getting rid of her after the first photos came out. that was pretty much child porn and the fact that they acted as if it was nothing, shows exactly what kind of prostitot pimps they are. yuck. this is definitely not the same channel i watched as a kid.
and somethings wrong with zacs face indeed, or maybe its his head.. i think the hair he had before hid the wonkiness. bleh.
And yeah Zac is looking weird. At first I wondered what he would look like without his girly shag haircut, but now I think he looked better that way. Something's up with this dude. Cheesy smile, disappearing eyes, unnatural skin. Probably too much makeup, plastic surgery, cocaine, and a touch of bulimia (or so I heard). I actually do feel sorry for him.
Also, I second this:
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:09pm.
I've never understood the appeal of Zac Efron. His eyes are so close together. He has zero sex appeal. Funky voice. He looks like a teeny bopper, not a man. I just don't get it. His new haircut makes him look even dopier than the old haircut.
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@ sushi - Agreed. He was cute in Hairspray, but that's all I've seen him in. I guess I get being attracted to him if you are 8-14. I think he is a lot like Leo DiCaprio was when I was 14... super cute teen but he never grew into a hot man.
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I can see what you mean, RoadDog. What's going on with the self-exploitation of young girls is truly repulsive. I'm glad Vanessa got called out. It's about time someone finally tells one of these bimbettes they ain't cute. And I don't think what he said was that rude, considering that this misinformed little prostitot keeps getting butt naked all the time.
This is very wrong, but every time I see these two together, I wonder if he never really was struck by curiosity and decided to fuck her before they left home, yaknow just in order to see what a girl is like?
He probably gave up on that thought a few seconds later when he realized how skanky she is!
Okay, maybe not, but I'm pretty sure some self preservation instinct activates when he thinks of sleeping with her.
I've never understood the appeal of Zac Efron. His eyes are so close together. He has zero sex appeal. Funky voice. He looks like a teeny bopper, not a man. I just don't get it. His new haircut makes him look even dopier than the old haircut.
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What the hell is wrong with Zac's face? Did he get a nose job? Or have too much Botox? It just looks weird, imho....
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
This I can relate with. Believe me, if there's anything that deserves a rant outside of YouTube, it's these Disney starlets.
I grew up with Disney when I was a kid. Look, I watched cartoons with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and all them good guys. It was classic slapstick comedy at its best, and was never shoved right in your face. Even the work during the 90's was natch; I watched The Lion King 10 times when I was a little kid.
Somehow, during the middle of this decade, it all changed. Along with MTV and VH1, Walt Disney Company started playing down to the lowest common denominator, i.e. female tweens. Watch the Disney Channel if you know what I mean; all those g**damned child actors are creepy (though not truly living nightmares like the Kidz Bop kids).
I'll get to the point. You know why there are virgins out there? Because they're being decent human beings, while these preppy - for lack of a better term - bitches look to step all over them and make them feel like total douches. It's because they watch The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (first off, the show's main characters are boys, so technically, it should be for boys, but why do I have to see this whore spaz out and make me hate women and what they've become?) and Hannah Montana (believe me, my blood boils whenever I hear one second of Miley Virus - coined by a YouTube user - sugar storm, or when I run into her ugly mug at Wal-Mart, but thank God I can tune to Nine Inch Nails on my iPod). Sure, certain rejected folks are going to be success stories, but what of the rest? And even when we speak the truth, we're hit with grammar-challenged potshots at us. This is a bad Twilight Zone episode where pure dumbassery is being celebrated instead of condoned.
I'm not saying that you shouldn't watch Disney Channel, because there is a First Ammendment. But will the future that was observed in the 2006 comedy Idiocracy be coming true if we encourage everyone to act like assholes and retards?
Thank you for letting me rant.
@ Clarisse - Of course not, I would never be ashamed of you ;)
@ Jazz - :) And I haven't even had any wine yet!
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Efron should've kicked his ass, what a squish.
I LIKE my Disney ho's SLUTTY! Always have...Oh, like Snow White didn't get it on with all those midgets she hung out with...GROW UP...Yeah, Vannie, you ho' it up good...for the chirruns...
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