A Couple of "Basterds"
St. Angie held on to ole' Brad Pitt at last night's Inglorious Basterds, because she was afraid a swift wind might come and carry her scrawny ass off, dropping her in Jennifer Aniston's front yard. If only.
Yeah, I know you're doing the eye roll, because she's wearing ANOTHER black dress, but she has to. If she doesn't, the black dress industry will file for bankruptcy and then the black dress would officially be extinct. Their future depends on St. Angie. Although, I don't think this was originally a black dress. Angie wasn't happy with any of the ten million black dresses her stylist showed her, so Maddox came to the rescue as usual. He cut the fingers off one of his leather gloves, snipped the tip and slipped it on Angie. Voila! It's still a little baggy, but it will do!
But seriously, I'm getting a "vintage St. Angie" vibe from these pictures. You know, the crazy ass Angie who used to wear blood around her neck and suck on her brother's face in public. That one. It's nice to see that bitch back...for a quick millisecond.
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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:35am.
How about Ewan McGregor and his wife Eve?
http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Ewan_McGregor/ewanmcgregor_015.jp...
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Sorry....
but even with the black outfits and all,
they are not even close to being the best looking couple in Hollywood.
That title remains with Christian Bale and his wife Sibi.
They also are private, completely sane and gracious.
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I think she looks good here. I never got the appeal of him.
But it does seem like the chemistry has diminished. I guess that happens with almost anyone in a long term relationship.
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Looks like that dress she had on at the Oscars one year...that time when she was making out with her brother.
She cut off the bottom and recycled it for this premiere!
I never knew she was so thrifty!
Thank goodness she didn't recycle the Elvira hair-do!
Sorry....
but even with the black outfits and all,
they are not even close to being the best looking couple in Hollywood.
That title remains with Christian Bale and his wife Sibi.
They also are private, completely sane and gracious.
3 things Brangelina gave up years ago.
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Wow Brad Pitt has completely lost his looks...Angie looks okay tho.
I will not be seeing this movie, the trailer alone made me LOL.
shame all that chemistry on the set of MAMs has been reduced to this: a drug addled, anorexic, desperate ho clinging onto an embarassed, over the hill, wanna be.
Ohhh these bitches again. on the 5th pic, Brad has the " who are you, dont get close, dick theif".
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
Meh, she looks alright at best. She's too skinny and her hair looks limp and dirty. In fairness, if I didn't have the memory of how awesome she looked last time she wore a leather dress to a movie premier with unpalatable Pitt, I'd probably think she looked good. Damn, what a difference a few years can make.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/...
Her eye makeup looks really good, though.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
These two are not very good actors. They look like they are miserable and stuck with each other just so they don't have to hear "Told you so!" from the world.
He has been spending a lot of time on his bike alone and he looked a little too happy and carefree at the Germany premiere. Now what do we see here? I don't care who they are, basic humans showing he is not interested in her anymore, in that way. And she knows it.
And who the flip are these people all going nutcase defending the Brangelina as if it's some sort of war? Not that I don't need to but geez get a life!
His body language is so out of sync with her.. The whole time he has his hands in his pocket.. She's holding on for dear life.. And he's leaning away.. wtf.. it's a wrap
Gorgeous!
I wish the earth would open up and swallow these fools and their fuckin French McMansion whole...I'm so sick of seeing their cunt faces and hearing about their stupid, shallow lives. And really, ANOTHER black dress??? Just proof that millions can't buy taste. Bitch needs to get back to her coffin.
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Brad looks over it. How much longer do we give them people?
She looks beautiful here actually...she's not filling out the dress well enough, but she looks pretty in the face and not overdone like Megan Fox does. I will go eat my hat now.
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Is it my imagination or is she looking a little bit Megan Fox-ish? is she actually stung by the media comments about how Megan Fox looks much better than Angelina Jolie and the "move over, Angelina" comments?. And they claim they don't know what goes on outside their crystal bubble. :)
Still, I have to agree with whoever said Megan Fox could be able to rock that outfit much better. At least she has the body for it, even when Megan Fox is a more obnoxious version of Angelina Jolie.
From a matronly fashion fad to a "vixen" fashio fad, Angelina Jolie is trying hard to regain territory. I just wonder wich, if Brad Pitt's attention or media attention.
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Submitted by Carrie D on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 2:29pm.
Brad will leave as soon as he needs the publicity from being in a new relationship like usual and then he'll completely adopt his partner's personality, looks and identity.
He is annoying with a capital A.
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Submitted by Carrie D on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 2:29pm.
what has contributed more to angie j's disappearing tits, anorexia or ignoring 3rd world children?
Glad to see shes not rocking that vein on her fivehead, it made the dorsel vein on my cock jealous.
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Beautiful, beautiful couple! Angelina takes my breath away! Her skin! Her eyes! HOW can any woman be so gorgeous. Comparing Megan Fox to Angelina is ridiculous. Megan's face can't even start to compare to Angelina's. And all the haters can SUCK IT because AGAIN, they are TOGETHER AND IN LOVE. Oh, Brad's leaning away, is he? All of a sudden we have a bunch of body language experts on this website? Ridiculous. Go scream at the ocean, you jealous hens. No matter what you say, they are together. They are still together and it KILLS YOU! No matter what you do, Brad will NEVER EVER EVER leave Angelina for X. To even suggest it is ignorant and ridiculous. Brad and Angelina are not tired of each other and I can't picture them getting tired of each other any time soon. ALL WISHFUL THINKING, HENS! GO CRY BITTER, LONELY TEARS ONTO THE FEET OF YOUR X SHRINES, because they're STILL TOGETHER!!!
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"I met the right person. I don't like being without him." - Angelina Jolie talking about life partner Brad Pitt.
Hey bitch is doing the "Aniston" in the main picture with Brad. And the way Brad has his hand on her back seems like he doesn't really want to touch her.
She has a giant head, limp receding hair, a scrawny body, nothing special at all. Megan Fox, ditz that she might be, has it all over her.
The more I look at the pics I dont think it is Angelina - I think it is James Haven in drag in which case HE looks fabulous!
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jolie's face looks good here, but she is shaped like a tube of toothpaste...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Definitely.
A new wardrobe would do wonders for her. She is in good shape - don't know how, 'cause all she does is shop for babies and buy Mcdonald's, hah! Joking, yah she rides a horse... - so it's kinda tragic to dress so poorly, right?
I will laugh when they break up, Pittster gets the role of his life, and wins an Oscar.
If said prediction comes to pass, the loonies will flip out at the realization that the Brangelina circus was not beneficial for him.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 1:53pm
Like at the Oscars if I was her I wouldn't have worn the black dress (even though it was Ellie Saab) with the beehive and the earings it made her look like Morticia.
If I was her I would have worn this
http://images.google.co.za/imgres?imgurl=http://www.vogue.co.uk/ImageLib...
This is just a sample of one of his designs. I would have chosen the first pale golden gown, that shimmered. Its so sexy, yet stylish and I would have ditched the green earrings.
Or alternatively if she had wanted to keep the green earrings
she should have chosen the bottle green dress and purse with the reddish hair she has going on currrently in this link
http://images.google.co.za/imgres?imgurl=http://cinematicpassions.files....
One thing about Megan Fox she knows how to dress even though she does flop sometimes when she gets it right she gets it very right and completely vamps it up
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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 1:53pm.
I'd like her again if she dumped Brad Armpitt (sorry my pet hate) and got her groove back.
Make no mistake shes a beautiful woman (I don't think anybody would deny that) but eating nothing and losing ones hair and having botox is not a good combination since it makes ones skin look pallid and lacking lustre and she looked drawn out and haggard lately, especially if one has a fairly active lifestyle (I mean she flies all over the place and stuff).
She'd get her groove back if she:
1) gained some weight
2) started wearing dresses the right way around and not backwards
3) Other colors like Halle Berry does
4) Got a new designer and more elegant gowns she should really invest in some Elie Saab gowns (he is one of Halle Berry's favorite designers just go google some of his designs, its timeless elegance yet sexy as well)
5) Most importantly dumped her conjoined twin and the whole "mother theresa" schtick and was true to herself I think she'd be back and would be competition again for Megan Fox.
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I'm surprised you said that, stars!
In all honesty, I like them much better when they are both single.
Angiejo could look much younger if she put on 10-15lbs. That's the easiest way to get rid of Megan Fox as competition. Seriously, she would look much younger with a few pounds on.
It's hard to do that though when you're on methadone/heroin/whatever floats her boat these days.
Shes looking better. But she needs to dump the extra baggage Armpitt and get her groove back.
Brad Armpitt is sooo lame the whole matching clothes thing, most identical twins grow out of by five years old.
You are not her twin Armpitt you lame chameleon, and its clear you can't promote your movies without using your relationships for publicity
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What is homosexual brad Pitt covering up with those strange sideburns, with the mascara applied to them - recent facelift scars?
you have to hand it to this bitch she does know how to give the best whore face in the bidness.
and she looks beautiful in the face blah blah blah...
In some pictures, she looks amazing in the face; in some, she looks hideous. But, in all the pictures her body is awful. Why put such a beautiful dress on a shapeless figure? She doesn't have the curves to pull it off. As much as I hate to say this, Megan Fox would have rocked the shit out of that dress. She is annoying but I can't hate on her body. I like those shoes too but I wouldn't have worn them with that dress. Brad.....no words. I hate to break it to all the people saying they will break up. I don't think it will ever happen. These two are attention whores and love the attention of Brangelina; therefore, they will never break up. Neither is getting any younger and they both know they will never get this much attention on their own.
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Her hair is getting thinner and her hairline is receding... but she still has a great face... Its sad watching beautiful people grow old :0(
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Haha. Could be correct too, but I was merely mocking the criticism Aniston gets for this very same hug pose wich is completely OK for Bonelina to do. :)
I do believe she knows Bradley is going to dump her as fast as he dumped Aniston, so my guess is she is trying way too hard to please him. Curiously, I have noticed Bradley seems to have the crown in that relationship lately. Seems like he managed to make HER morph into HIM. He tried at first, but now it's the other way around.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Hahahaha! Love the thumbnail where the word "Hooters" looks like it's coming out of Brad's head....that's probably where he wishes he was, knocking back wings and ogling the waitresses. Or is that ogling the wings and knocking back waitresses?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
And why is she always clinging onto Bradley like that? is she afraid he's going to leave her for another woman?. Always the same arm-hug posture. Meh.
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Maybe because she remembers how easily it was as a homewrecking slut to tear him away from the sacred vows that he refuses to recite again until all gays have the right to fuck up a marriage like he did.
And is Old Possum one of the crazy JJ freaks?
I wonder when stupid people are going to stop using the word "haters". Maybe it's one of the few words that can fill in a pea brain. Anyway...
Yawn. Is that a recycled leather outfit I see or am I being mistaken?. I remember she wore another one when Bradley was grabbing her non-existent ass. Either way, she needs a new hairdo. It's tiresome to see the same hair for years!. I mean, she should quit using the Rachel. It's dated now. And why is she always clinging onto Bradley like that? is she afraid he's going to leave her for another woman?. Always the same arm-hug posture. Meh.
Thank goodness for girdles and special arrangements on garments, they actually managed to give her a little waist and some hips. Still, she looks like a lollipop. They are still overrated douches.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:31pm.
honey, i come premade with XXXXs on my ass!
*throws can of freshly made babehs*
HA! xerquina, i drink a gallon of Holy Water with breakfast!
*throws suntan oil into xerquina's face*
TAKE THAT YOU DEMON LOVING PASTY FLAT ASS BAGINA LICKER!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:17pm.
*splashes holy water into Bradi's eyes* the power of Mother Angie compels you! back you demon wench!!
Oh wow these two are gorjizz and people need to respect their divinity. these peeple are saints all hail the royol family.
I can't stand these douche bags, but I have to admit Angie looks gorgeous in these pics. Arrrrrghh!!
*screams at ocean*
I guess that could be her bridal dress if they ever get married...oh wait Brad is going to wait until it's legal for everyone. That should take a couple of eons.
Yeah I know! I can smell the hatred of AJ! :)
ppppeeeeee uuuuuu.
jealousy and desperation do not smell pretty at all.
laughs at AJ haters! :)
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It's the laundry Sharpie marker, that shit is like a TATTOO!
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Submitted by oldpossum on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:11pm.
run while you can! the Aniston brigade is always in full force.
OMG she looks soooooooooo gorgeous
hottest woman on the planet! :)
hahahahahaha! I see Chinnifer's loonies are out in force today!