Tuesday, August 11th 2009

JHud Had A BABY!!!!!!

Jennifer Hudson, who never officially came out and shouted "I'VE GOT A BABEH IN MY WOMB," gave birth to a baby friend yesterday evening. E! says that JHud's new baby is a boy and weighed in at in at 7 pounds, 14 ounces. JHud's new baby was named after his father. No, his name isn't Punk From I Love New York Jr., they named him David Daniel Otunga Jr.

This is JHud and Punk's first baby. They are planning to get married sometime this year.

Congrats to JHud, Punk and David Jr.! When David Jr. has settled in, he should meet Captain Maddox at the gate to begin training with the child army. It won't be long now before they take over the world and make us all their prisoners.

Posted by: Michael K


lucyking1877's picture

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Miss Malevolent's picture

*sigh* Why did she have a child with this douche-bag?

TheCocoaCritic's picture

I'm very happy for her, however I'm not keen on the dude she's with.

Skye10's picture

And I am telling you....Congratulations Jen & David! :)

canyoufeel521's picture

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..

well i see beyonce and solange came out to congratulate jhud and punk on her new arrival. (raul duke)(your ex)

that said, fuck both of you bitches at least jenn hooked up and had a baby with a decent moderately good looking educated fellow and not with some fucking ugly monkey looking ex-drug dealer.

love you j-hud and i wish you and punk all luck!

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"hope he doesnt end up a killer"

Whoa, patty cake. Seriously? I like you and all but that was fucking uncalled for. Full stop.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

patty cake's picture

hope he doesnt end up a killer

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Sayonara's picture

Good for her!

You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...

peopleperson's picture

From Tiffany (aka New York) to JHUD. Well done.

BorgQueen's picture

I hope she is truly happy after that horrible event last year. You know I kind of wondered if you are a Harvard grad why would you go on a reality show, but if you have the chance to live ur dream (no matter how stupid it is) then why not? We only live once and must live life to the fullest.
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Eddie's picture

why is she covering those nice boobies with that white thing?

Race Bannon's picture

Zomay- or did I spell it wrong, which is a distinct and likely possibility?!

zomay's picture

Race, I spelled Petri dish wrong?! Haahaaahaaa. Stay in skcool kids and end up like me.

zomay's picture

Kdrac it is yours. But I need financial support and Jude law is the only guy at the moment passing that out. I can't trust that you won't up and leave me to take another "vacation" down in PR.

Race Bannon's picture

Zomay, you are on a jelly roll today! Law as a petrie dish is too funny!

zomay's picture

Race Bannon,

DON'T HATE! You know Jude Laws a hot sexy pasty hairy petri dish of a man.

;D

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:10pm.---------------------------------

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA "yeti"!!!

*reports Stoney for confusing the sasquatch with the Abominable Snowman.

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Bottom-feeder.

kdracofan's picture

Zomay: You slut! You told me it was mine!
Maury here we go.

greenfinch's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:10pm
*snort* thats funny..

cometo think of it,i have not seen her with out makeup...will need to google said photos...

Race Bannon's picture

LOL@Zomay- I was all set to congratulate you on your news until I read it!

zomay's picture

ANOUNCEMENT I'm PREGNANT with JUDE LAWS baybay. I will be posting pictures every other week on myspace and will be documenting my eating habits right down to how many chews. I will be naming the kid Cosmos Aphrodite Law. No backlash JELLLI haters.

Stoney's picture

I don't think she is beautiful at all. She just happens to have a good make-up artist and stylist so she doesn't look like the yeti she is.

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greenfinch's picture

congrats to them both, i just hope the babeh friend looks like his mummy cause his daddy is one fugly dude.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Good for her. Something lost, something gained.

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Even heavy she is extremely beautiful. She is leagues prettier than BEYONCE and more talented - I only compare them b/c of the 'rivalry' Beyonce supposedly had with J during Dreamgirls. She was right to be threatened.

Why is this crazy eyes Otunga person even a reality contestant? How does one go from Harvard to ..that? I won't watch the clips from the show, waste of time, but it makes no sense.

I'm happy for her and I cannot imagine what pain she has endured recently (and still does, no doubt) a child can help her heal like nothing else though

Migraine Sally's picture

Hearless, just hearless.

*shaking head*

parissucksliterally's picture

Crazy---- put positive out, and positive will come back. As long as you think your life sucks, you will attract more negative shit into it. I am living proof of this.

:)

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EastEndGirl's picture

JAYSUS WE ARE A FUCKING WEIRD LOT OF HEARLESS HOOKERS.

M.E.'s picture

NO!!!!!!!!!!! I CUNT NOT HEARED YOU FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!

*sulks off*

Stoney's picture

I'm sorry you're going to have to speak louder I'm hearless.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

See now, this is how to properly be pregnant and have babehs in Hollyweird.

Isn't Nicole Richie due like yesterday???

FAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Hai hobag.

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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:48am.
Crazy, what gives? Two days in a row of extreme boredom and all caps.

Spill.

She just needs a little slap and tickle Raul style.

Race Bannon's picture

Ooo, I have work issues too. OP should be fun!

EastEndGirl's picture

SORRY TO HEARLESS THAT. DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK.

snowpiece's picture

M.E. CAN YOUR CUNT HEAR ME????

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EastEndGirl's picture

You deaf bitch?

CRAZY's picture

EEG PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING WITH ME AND MY LIFE SUCKS!

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Stoney's picture

A hearless cunt?

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Migraine Sally's picture

Work issues here too.

Open Post will be epic!

M.E.'s picture

Oh, and because I am not a completely heartless cunt. I am happy to see her moving on with her life and not letting the horrible tragedy of last year hinder her.

*edited for my retardedness. FUCK!

*jumps out window*

snowpiece's picture

Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:34am.
I ignore people IRL beautifully. Like right now, someone is yelling my name. We are in a quiet office, please don't be lazy and scream at me from the back saying I am needed ASAP. I am sitting here, typing away and I hear nothing.
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LOL that reminds me of that commercial when the email is down and they are all yelling to each other
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Farrah's picture

OPEN POOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!
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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:51am.
Raul - I know what you were saying. I'm coming off as a major cunt today. Not directed at you.

* wink * Who cares anyway right?

SpiceDong's picture

congrats.
she deserves a little happiness after the horrible family tragedy she went through...now, whatever happened to her movie career...Oscar curse?

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

M.E.'s picture

Stoney, co-worker issues here too. Will vent in OP.

M.E.'s picture

Raul - I know what you were saying. I'm coming off as a major cunt today. Not directed at you.

Stoney's picture

At my office, the smell coming from the microwave is the ACTUAL MICROWAVE.

*projectile vomits*

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Raul Duke's picture

Just sayin, whatever.

EastEndGirl's picture

Crazy, what gives? Two days in a row of extreme boredom and all caps.

Spill.