Brit Brit's Cheetolings Impressive Vocabulary
While picking up a bunch of free shit at a swag suite in Los Angeles last week, Brit Brit's Cheetolings entertained the other guests with their dazzling poetry skills. Gatecrasher says that 2-year-old JJ and 3-year-old SPF kept shouting "Oh shit!" over and over again while Brit Brit ignored them. Maybe they were trying to tell their mama je'e' that they had a poopy party in their pants, but Brit Brit wasn't hearing it. Some source said, "She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving."
Misbehaving? It's just the "shit" word. I'm sure most of us came into this world screaming "OH FUCK" or "OH MOTHERFUCKING CUNT DAMN" in baby-talk. It's not like SPF and JJ were shouting, "Mah pussy is hanging out" (they save that for church). Or even worse, they could've been using the word "POPOZAO" or "CHEEZ DOODLES" (Cheetos arch rival). Chester would have to wash their dirty mouths out with Palmolive if they ever repeated that name.
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I LOL because for some reason I hear them say it like in Fergie's "London Bridge" xD
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Did anyone really expect the children of Britney and K-Fed to be well behaved?
They may behave with their nannies, but not their sperm and egg donors.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Give the kids a break - they've got fetal alcohol syndrome.
The kids saying "Oh shit" is better than them repeating the lyrics to "If U Seek Amy" or "Womanizah."
i think i saw them at target today in the food section
SPF was getting popcorn
wearing a skirt and sandals with dora socks
no joke
haha
you go you lil bad asses
potty mouth kids whooooot!
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
I'm almost thirty and my mom still yells at me if I say that. But then, she didn't sell me to someone else and take me hostage until the SWAT team arrived.
I agree shut the smurf up...they are simply words. I always hated that you could say darn, but not damn, it means the same thing! i mean nonsense words can be much more derogatory than a swear word, I think meaning should matter more than the actual word.
and what makes me even more upset is when you can say damn, but not goddamn on the radio. sorry, it really irks me.
She is not capable of taking care of herself. k-fag is no better. Shame really.
The clueless, classless laughable chunk leg con artist fraud picking over the freebies all the while neglecting her maternal duties ... how very very Shitters.
My younger son, the one who's more aspie, narcs on me for swearing. "Gasp! That's a bad word!" In desparation, I have taken to just screaming the first letter of the desired swear word, thusly: "EFFING EFF!"
These two will be hillbilly losers. Sad but true. It's the genes plus the shitty upbringing. They will be smoking by 12, drinking by 13, and impregnate someone by the age of 15.
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"She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving."
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I am not surprised!
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
I swear around my kids but they know not to repeat it. Their favorite thing to say now is "Michael Jackson's BUTTCRACK!!!"
You're supposed to ignore it, but I don't like getting the side-eye from people (neighbors, strangers, MIL) who think I don't discipline my kids.
She has to discipline now before they end up Cameron Douglas son.
I bet you one of those kids will be a dad by 16 years of age or younger.
I learned to cuss from my Gramma.
If they were just saying it over and over they were probably looking for attention, which is sad.
I don't really think it's a big deal so long as they aren't cussing *at* anyone. I mean if my kid falls and says "oh shit", I don't mind.
Free shit is better and way more important than watching your own kids I suppose...not like this surprises me or anything....
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Complete trash. Some people should never have kids and that includes Brit-Brit and K-Fed.
automatic trailer trash....and destined to be phat
as k phed
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These kids will be model prisoners *oops*, I mean model citizens when they grow up. They'll prolly smoke and get drunk around their own kids, too.
ahhhhhhh...the young learning the D-Listed vocabulary...that is the sweetest thing!!!
...little fucklettes
ME ♥♥♥♥ x infinity Migraine Sally.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 1:42pm.
Migraine - ♥♥♥ You were right there for me sista!
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Just as you were for me last summer when I was trying to get Princess off the wubbies (pacifiers).
Migraine - ♥♥♥ You were right there for me sista!
Farrah, my cheetolings are 3 and 6.
The 3 yr old will be 4 in 3 months, the 6 year old, will be 7 in 7 months.
HAHA with the mother they have it not shocking. They will curse her out more when they find out what a horrible mother she is. Of course she can't disciplin them because she can't discipline herself and her parents did not train her. Angie should adopt these kids that their only hope.
My son is 18 and is not allowed to swear in front of me. He said "my dick" in 1st grade because he learned it from the other brats and I let him know it was never ok to say that (I never use corporal punishment either) He never swore in front of me again. I also will not swear in front of my mother and I am in my mid-30's. It's a question of manners and respect for others. And nobody has to be beaten for saying those words, just lay down the law verbally. Oh, and Britney is an epic failure as a mother, and apparently Miley Cyrus's hero and role model (her words, not mine.)
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:55pm.
EEG, yes. I were a cunt. I'd work all day, pumping 3x at work, come home and he'd be on the breast ALL NIGHT LONG
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M.E., how old are your Cheetolings?
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I thought SPF was sunscreen protection.
M.E.,
I am honourary Auntie to five boys on my street. You made me feel good is all you silly whore. Was happily wallowing.
DRAMA! what's gonna happen to Russ!!!!!
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"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Meh...when I was about 16 I called my Mom Cunt-eyes (cunt-eyes of all things, I have no idea where that came from!) and pretty much got the beat down for that (I was a mouthy little bitch, lol) Years later, my Mom tells me she never forgot that and she had to stop herself from laughing at the time. Her & one of my Aunts still joke about it to this day and call each other cunt-eyes, lol.
And here we have the definition of sorry excuse for a mother. Instead of prancing around showing her nasty udders every chance she gets she should be getting some help for that FAS child she totes around just for photo ops. I despise this skank and would welcome the chance to meet her in a dark alley somewhere.
I remember when M.E. had to wean that little shit. He truly DID have her boob 24/7.
my niece and nephew are 27 months old and both say fuck and shit, they just repeat what they hear around them. the way to get them to stop is to ignore them.
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Almost forgot; take a look at cheetoling #1 coping a feel on SLUTney's surgically enhanced chest...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
DAE - absolutely. Wearing a shirt where your tits aren't handing out of is much more appropriate.
That poor kid looks more & more FAS by the second.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:39pm.
DAE - When you have young toddlers, you boobs will always be a place for them to rest their hands. Trust me.
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But does the toddles have to grab the flesh? If it were me, I'd cover them up when out with the kids - that way they'd grab my shirt. Not my actual breast.
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EEG - HUH? About your auntie?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've pissed off a britard today! WOOOT!
I can now go home a happy, HAPPY WOMAN!
@ M.E. - I was kidding anyways :) I know it's purely a comfort thing.
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EEG, yes. I were a cunt. I'd work all day, pumping 3x at work, come home and he'd be on the breast ALL NIGHT LONG. I couldn't get any sleep because he'd have me up every two hours, and this was at 1 yr old.
Well, the night before his 1st birthday, he spent the night at grammy's and I was like " That's it! He's gone 24 hours without the tit. I AM DONE!" I had 4 months worth stored in the freezer, so he still got the good shit, but I just couldn't be the human udder anymore.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:09pm.
Look at the pic. Looks like the little FAS bastard is saying "SHHHHHHHHHHIT" right then and there!
How dare you call an innocent child "FAS bastard"... You're a fucking cunt, you should wash your mouth with soap you whore, not those kids. What a sad life you must lead.
I think people getting offended at cussing is overrated.
Edited to add Pointless fact.
The Word FUCK comes from the spelling of Fornication Under Constent of the King, which is what you needed before you could do sexy times in England Medieval sp? times.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Stoney,
Get laid more often, you have made me blow snot bubbles in every thread.
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ETA...you just paid my a teary eyed Auntie compliment M.E. Ta.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:41pm.
Does Christian Bale have kids??
Because come on now, they'll be the all time Olympic champions of cussifying...
Whereas Brit's kids are the Special Olympics champs?
It's Suze, like in booze.
MJT - I think children find boobs attractive (to them) because they see comfort in them. You know, when you get a boo boo or need to snuggle with mommy, your head is always atop her chest?
Kids usually won't be reaching for your boobs unless they are 100% comfortable with you.
If shitney was the only adult present in these kids' lives, they would be running around naked throwing their shit and making monkey sounds while picking their noses.
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