Open Post: Hosted By The Juggalos
Every year around this time, the town of Cave-in-Rock, Illinois gets invaded by the Juggalos who are there to down "Faygo" (also my nickname in high school) by the gallon while enjoying the musical stylings of the Insane Clown Posse. It's the Gathering of the Juggalos, biiiiiiitches! It's sort-of like Lollapalooza, but instead of chicks flashing their tittays at the camera, pregnant chicks flash their tittays at the camera. Amazingness.
I am so tempted to cover myself in fake tattoos, get my hair braided and throw on a "It Ain't Rape If It's Dead" t-shirt to witness this shit firsthand. However, I'm afraid they'll discover I'm a fake and the rest wouldn't be pretty. My no-no has already been through enough and it really isn't ready to rumble with a Juggalo. It's better that I just stay here and watch from afar.
You have to watch the video in its entirety to learn new phrases to use at parties. Also, visit the full gallery to see all the beautiful memories local artist Derek Erdman captured on film.
And just for the record, the Juggalo in the red t-shirt in the second thumbnail below is six-months pregnant and she's smoking. She tells us she's going to buy her new baby a bunch of "hatchet gear." She tells us this while smoking....while being six-months pregnant. She might be a Spears.
Source: Chicagoist VIA ONTD
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hip hop has a lot to answer for.
That gallery is MUST SEE! American white trash at it's worst. If nothing else scroll down to the woman cooking wieners.
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Open Post, sooo, I am always on this site, and I think you all are suuuperb...(Beautiful Girls) and I just wanted you all to know that I am going to Dave Matthews VIP on Fri and Sat. This is something ridiculously out of the ordinary. Crap like this doesn't happen to me. I wanted to share it with you!!! Not that anyone will acknowledge me but, yay! I wanted to share with my psuedo-friends!
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I don't like to condone violence, but in the case, I'm all for it. Drop a fucking bomb in this area. Dumb assholes like these do not deserve to use up our resources.
Save mother earth.
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"I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!"
Dogma
What a bunch of fuck-ups.
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I actually think these people are cool. They are like UK chavs except they are smart and they work and they have personalities. Faygo is the generic soft-drink equivalent of Pepsi or Coke...ie the drink for "poor" people.
They are basically totally unapologetic about who they are and where they come from and it's great to see that. In this day and age, it is absolutely refreshing. I learned a lot from watching this video,thanks for posting MK!
The Juggalos? This looks like the place where the movie Pink Flamingos was filmed...where's the egg lady?
I am a gettin' on a plane MK and we are going to this, goddamn. I'll scrag fight them for you if I have to but we are going!
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
shandi, open post is for *anything* you want to talk about. Especially personal drama.
lol @ ano.
and sorry, i had to utube "billie jean", cause i heard like some kids (im mean they were kids like jsut able to drive) blasting today. i think the man is immortal.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
to sign ano's employment search form.
whats the topic on open topic?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 7:53pm.
DD, Did you completely burst out laughing! I dont think I could hold back. The story alone is funny.
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lolz. no. I was so shocked I just STARED. Then I tried to move over to bags and swing them around so I could see the back of her head. Right at the part where the top part slopes to the back - IT SHOT STRAIGHT UP! Never did get a good look at the back. Pretty sure it looks as bad as Kate's (is that her name?).
wow wtf? i need a moment...anyway who do we talk to about gettng a muthafuckin rap-off going between that hillbilly (the sexy beast droppin lines in the beginnng of the clip) and K-FED? I'd pay to see that shit and to be a judge too..
L-Bomb
What the flying monkey fuck was that???? I've never heard of juggalos before, and not sure I really wanted to know.
Good god... look at all that white trash.
Just going on topic with the Blurb:
I FUCKING HATE JUGGALOS. I KNOW WAY TOO MANY OF THEM AND THEY ARE ALL MENTALLY ILL WHITE TRASH WITH NO OTHER HOBBIES THAN GOAT SEX AND SHOPPING AT WALMART.
That is all.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
(goes and sits down on her corner)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by tenspoonsofspin on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:17pm.
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When I saw the video clip I was thinking of a Slasher killer family with defects coming to this event. I tend to watch sometimes those types of movies and for a romantic candle lit night..with myself porn..TMI I apoligize. That's what I thought, or wished actually for a weird killer plot to come.
Coma Caca!!
MJT: OOooh (raises hand) pick me!!
Yes my president has the Influenza. I was gonna comment about it 2 hrs ago but thought no one would care. Does that mean I get to stay home until he gets well? I think so.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:05pm.
Hey, your president has swine flu?
Now I know why my sister in law skipped the family reunion that weekend.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Apparently to be a Juggalo (WTF is that and who gives a shit anyway?), one must be either skinny and ugly or fat and ugly, have disintegrating teeth, and very few functioning brain cells which will soon be killed off anyway with booze and dope.
Be proud, America, be proud.
*burps*
You're e'cused!
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."
I need a volunteer to come slap me around. I am still working. Why oh why do I procrastinate?
boo.
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*Blondeface*
burps...excuse me
Coma Caca!!
OH! I just scurred mahself!!!
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."
Jazz.........AND THEY ARE BREEDING!!!!!!!!
Boo! (scarier than anything King can come up with!)
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 8:49pm.
Jazzy!
I'm afraid that they can't hold an ugly contest there...too many professionals.
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True. LOL! These people make me scared for the future of America.
Jazzy!
I'm afraid that they can't hold an ugly contest there...too many professionals.
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Gag me!
I live 50 miles west of where this is held, and sadly you can find this type all over here in Southern Illinois. It's like druggy/skank/trash/hillbilly/whore capital of the world.
there is a reason this is held near the IL/KY border
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 8:13pm.
JustJack,
How do you choose????
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Whoever's face makes a gas station toilet commit suicide wins.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
JustJack,
How do you choose????
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."
I wonder if the juggaloos have a whose ugliest contest.
DD, Did you completely burst out laughing! I dont think I could hold back. The story alone is funny.
oh yeah that video clip was enough. I feel so normal.
Coma Caca!!
Honeysssssssssss I am home. ahahaha I am a such a dork. hmmm now I can see the pics of this post disaster..one moment.
Coma Caca!!
DD,
I'm in Cleveland...Land of The Cleve.
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."
OMG. I forgot to tell you guys that last night I saw my very first REAL LIFE Gosselin Don't! It was this check-out gal at Target! FULL-ON GOSSELIN!
juggalos are 100% disgusting.
OMG! YOu're the first person I've ever heard say that besides me! They smell like an aquarium!! The pads have to be changed at least once during the summer.
Cooling down at night is a relative thing. If its 107 degrees during the day, its only going to cool down to 90 by bedtime, maybe 80 by early morning. If it's a 100 degree day, it dips to about mid 70's. I swear I don't know why I live here. I can't believe I ever left Burbank for this hell. I just checked the local station. The lowest cool point is going to be 77 degrees.
Our youngest cat, Ivan, has medium long fur. He gets to go outside in the mornings with supervision - harness and leash. After about an hour, he's ready to come in - mouth open and panting. Then he lays on the cool tile. Poor thing. All that fur!
Submitted by lunamor on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 7:24pm.
WORD!
Am I the only on who thinks the Juggaloos are disgusting. I certainly wouldnt be on You Tube with them saying my name and where I work.
I showed this to my teenager, explaining that THIS was the real reason I wanted him to keep studying, otherwise there was too much risk: if he didn't actually end up like this gang of charmers, he could get stuck with similar friends, co-workers and associates. Brrrrrr!
As I watched the video, for some reason the theme from "Deliverance" kept running through my head...
Swamp coolers smell! Does it cool down in the evening?
What part of the country do you live Clarisse?
CTH!!!
Frozen washrags!?!?! Fuckin BRILLIANT!!!
I have two liter soda bottles full of water that I freeze and wrap for the rabbits...but I never thought about something like that for me?!?!?!
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"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel."