Wednesday, August 12th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 11th!
Angelina Jolie was able to avoid the adoption process by finding a new way to smuggle children in from 3rd World countries. - KISSmyJLOVEsizedASS
Runners-up:
He Didn't Know He was Pregnant - snowpiece
They may want to reconsider using that deodorant made in Chernobyl. - loozer
Dude, you better get that weird growth looked at. And have the doctor examine your arm while you're at it. - fmdoom
VIA Break
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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I'm sorry to say I know this douche! what a freak!!! He is just a typical short dude who wanted more attention like all the other attention whores n the BB industry...so he figured he'd shoot some quarts of Valvoline into his arm...OUALAH!!! instant biceps & noone will know the difference between blobs of grease & an actual muscle!
Guess what his nickname is? VALVOLINO because of the oil filled bags of pus he has instead of arms
really sexay!!
Congrats KISSmyJLOVEsizedASS, funny gal snowy♥♥, looooooooooooozer, and fmdoom.
Thanks everyone!
Congrats to everyone that's up there with me!
YAY SNOWY & LOOZER!!! Congrats JLoveAss & fmdoom! Funny ones!!! This picture actually grossed me out. And his head looks so small!
congrats all!
Alright Snowy!
Congrats all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Big comngratulations on the win to KISSmyJLOVEsizedASS!!
Snowy!!!! Awesome win! WTG loozer!! and fmdoom, great as always!!!!
Congratulations KissMy, fmdoom and Snowpiece!!
(in Tom Hank's Bosom Buddy voice) "Snowy, Snowy, Snowy"
Awww Shucks Guys!
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
M.K.! If I keep winning with these stupid captions Imma think you have a crush on me! ♥ LOL
Congrats to my looooozer and to Kiss my Ass and fmdoom!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
YAY!!! congratulations, Stoney, you funny beesh!!
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That's hilarious! And I love that user name.
Haha! Funny hos! Congrats weiners:)
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Congratulations KISSmyJLOVEsizedASS, Snowy ♥, loozer ♥, and fmdoom ♥! *in my Jim Rome voice* Hilarious.
Congrats all you funny funny sluts!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
This couple has gotten away from the traditional parenting arrangement. John has decided to carry the baby in his arm. You see John has a "Armgina".
I think it's twins!
Sings ::I'm looking over... a four leaf shoulder...::
$100 says the one on the left has the bigger penis!
Jumping again on society's declining moral standards, Disney remakes Popeye and it's theme song :
I'm popeye the sailor dude
I livin' by my rules
my life is whack
cause I'm smokin' the crack
I'm Popeye the sailor dude
Look for it soon at your local theater...starring Miley Cyrus and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Someone finally beat Madonna in the deformed arms category
Billy Joel attempts to get his wife back ended with "what would a someone her age do to win her over?"
You thought Mickey Rourke's facial surgery was bad.
No one even noticed that he had is balls removed and attached to his arms
Madonna's PR person did well to divert attention by finding her a new man who had more interesting arms than her
After one more roid shot, Mini-Me broke off his shoulder and made a run for it.
Uglies that bump ugly bumps.
Tranny Shapeshifters
MarvnGoldie: Your post was TOO funny, my favorite so far.
If you want to buy cheap Louis Vuitton bags, please visit http://www.gifico.com
Ashlee Simpson misunderstood Papa Joe's insistence on "strong-arming" her way through Hollywood...
suspiro...
Just don't tell anyone he stuffs and transports for the cartel.
Sam Lufti stole Britney's breast implants! But at least he put them to good use.
"Look, he has Arm BALLS, Cool!"
Results from inject his arm with poop instead of steroids.
Don't laugh, he won the gold medal in Olympic Masturbation, short stroke division.
that ain't the only place i got three..
Not a caption, but good GAWD, wtf is up with his arm? Is that his underdeveloped twin growing in there?
Extras from "District 8" attend premiere party.
It's a Jugaloo showing off his jumbo bitch beater accompanied by his neck snapper.
Tired of being overshadowed by Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and husband Will Arnett take drastic measures.
OOps..it wasnt THAT funny. Sorry about the double posts.
Mary Kate and Ashley can run, but they cannot hide.
Mary Kate and Ashley can run, but they cannot hide.
Glad to see John Merrick's dating.
That's an awesome tattoo of Madge's roided up vage on his bicep.
Why is Jaye Davidson in the background and still wearing his costume from The Crying Game?
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
aw, sweet, brooke and hulk no longer have to explain themselves. they've got followers...
MarvnGoldie: Your post was TOO funny, my favorite so far.
Jessica Biel decided that, while she really IS too beautiful for most movie parts, she would star in the remake of "Over the Top" opposite Sylvester Stallone.