The Photoshop Awards: Nia Long's Peta Ad
Nia Long refuses to wear fur, but she's okay with wearing ten million layers of Photoshop! This is a true fuck job.
The Photoshop fairies must have had a raging boner, because they got a little too excited with the mouse. Those bitches made her crotch area look like that of a Barbie's. They also erased her damn belly button!! Or maybe it fell off when she pressed it against that subway pole. Seriously, don't try this at home. When I touch a subway pole for too long it starts to sting, so I don't even want to know how it feels when you press your genitals against it. The subway pole is where Parasite Hilton's pussy flu germs go to retire. Even the free clinic can't help you.
And here's a little quote from Nia that should singe your eyelashes:
"When I became a mother, I started to really understand the importance of all living creatures in a way that I didn’t ever think about before. And I’ve realized how important it is that we really take responsibility for … treating animals with love and care just like we would any human being. There’s no difference, in my opinion, [between fur and] slavery or the Holocaust. It’s just that we’re not dealing with human beings, we’re dealing with animals, but it’s still a living thing.”
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boomsy.. yes adoption is awesome! its the only way to go. and yeah, PETA does kill thousands of perfectly adoptable animals. i got the truth about them on www.deceiver.com a while ago, its a bunch of bullshit. and their "spokesmodels" are total hyprocrites too. they'll ditch all their expensive furs at home if PETA pays their asses to pose naked and a lot of the anti fur celebrities they have in their ads have no problem wearing leather which is stupid!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Where the hell is her belly button? Is she hiding it behind that newspaper? This photoshop is terrible!
...having her cooter rubbing up against that pole in subway train...I betcha she wished she HAD something on!....was this suppose to be sexy???
cos I am creeped out...I'm tender that way.
subway poles are soooooooooo super nast, I agree MK blech
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is the stp oil sign placed in that spot for a reason?
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How about the horsefur on her head?
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
was she even in an actual subway car? she looks like her whole body was photoshopped in. she even looks like the shoes were photoshopped on.
this has got to stop.
OMG she's wearing Cinderella's slippers!!
Coma Caca!!
@KT: I agree, adoption is AWESOME. My older dog is adopted, and I love him to death. And as PETA would love to keep hidden, they euthanize thousands on animals every year, which pisses me off to no end. Spouting all this mess about loving animals yet doing all that and hurting humans 'for the sake of animals'. What a bunch of hypocrits.
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Submitted by Coffey on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 4:12pm.
In any event, as I stare down at my leather bag, I'm sick of PETA, and their ad campaigns. A bunch of loonies who want to do sex to animals... I don't know, just speculating.n any
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practically the basis for an episode of south park. it was pretty darn funny. and i pretty much went cross eyed when i read the words "slavery" and "holocaust".
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She almost doesn't even deserve a response her comment was so stupid. Really? I love animals and all but she's REALLY going to compare it to the murder and maltreatment of millions of HUMANS? Only a "celebrity" would have the audacity to make a statement like that like it's the gospel truth.
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i don't wear fur or eat meat but i don't like PETA. the photoshopping on this ad is insane. who is nia long though??
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
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I don't like PETA, but I agree with everything she said. Not being human does not mitigate an animal's suffering. Also, the "BUT PLANTS ARE LIVING THINGS 2!!!" argument is frankly, retarded. Whatever a plant experiences when killed is in no way comparable to the pain of an animal.
Suck it, horz (though I still love all of you). Good day. The BEAT has spoken.
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I love nia long but why? why is she doing this?
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
People should watch videos of how they kill the animals for fur. Very easy to judge when you have not seen what really goes on.
They had to photoshop the vomiting, rancid homeless guy who's parka had a fur collar, thats just flat wrong!
I'm glad they were able to find her something resembling a stripper pole to make this ad complete.
Obviously not an acronym for 'People for the Ethical Treatment of Aluminum'.
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That's the most ludicrous, and hideous, and stupid Peta ad yet. I love the pole right in front of the door too. And photoshopping her bare crotch onto to the pole?? Nasty!
I hate Peta with such a passion.
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"when i became a mother..."...i stopped reading after seeing those words....ugh...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I hate PeTA. I want to protest against them by wearing fur. Fuckers!
PETA = People Eat Tasty Animals
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worst peta ad ever
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Is this ho for reals? Who the hell is she anyway? And they did some creepy Photoshop shit to her no doubt!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Her body looks like it's made out of plastic like a doll , no life to it. Is this supposed to be pretty?
Why are some people comparing vegans and vegetarians to Hitler or Nazis?! You have no valid point! Some people give up meat for health reasons, some people for ethical reasons. I think she means that animals are caged and abused in mass amounts, just like slavery and the Holocaust. I'm not saying humans and animals are equal, but they do feel.
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Ahh yes..PETA..the perennial excuse for actresses to do a *legitimate* nude shot.
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I've seen pictures of Pam walking around with a fuckin HERMES bags before so I'm not surprised shes a hypocrite.
Who the fuck would EVER go naked in a subway train?! Why? What does this have to do with saving animals?
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Sex sells
Says who?
People usually don't change after they give birth-they just want you to think they have because they need friends willing to take care of the little buggers while they party or to testify at the custody hearing.
Thank you stock broker! This is as bad as the Pamela Anderson peta boycott at KFC-she was wearing UGGS at that time. Dunh! The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Why the hell is she wearing leather shoes if she's suxing on Peta wang???
Hypocrite.
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I hate it when people who have kids wax philosophical like that. As if it were totally fine to be a raging asshole who cared only for themselves but once they crapped out a crotch dropping they suddenly became fucking Mother Teresa. If you were that much of a self absorbed asshole before you had a kid, having one or anything else won't change it.
STP=Suck That Pussy
LOL at Jeepster's subway-riding tips.
It's okay to make eye contact if some lunatic gets on the car, though. You can roll your eyes at the other passengers in solidarity.
Texndoc ~ STP = super toilet paper.
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Submitted by zomay: "When I became a mother, my daughter demanded chicken. Not kidding."
LOL!
One of my kids will eat all the veggies on the plate and leave the meat. The other one's favorite food is steak. Not pizza or mac'n'cheese. Steak.
We are meant to eat meat. I respect vegetarian and vegan views, but I think we are carnivores. Just my two cents.
This slag needs to go sux on a cow udder.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I'd rather she wore the fur to could keep her STFU warm.
OF COURSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!
And we allowed this piece of shit to breed?!
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I'm a vegetarian, but I hate PETA with a passion. They're so condescending. And I'm sorry, but I cannot understand why the get so worked up about a stupid spotted owl when millions of children die of starvation and diseases that we here in America take for granted. I mean, people in Haiti eat mud cakes for Pete's sake, and these nimrods are throwing blood on fur wearers. PETA needs to get a life.
Instead of telling people to not eat meat. Why don't they start telling people to buy meat that is hormone free, not abused, and raised walking freely (not in packed cages) and meat fed with clean, organic food. That would be a good start.
P.S. @ Jeepster... your instructions on Mass Transit protocol is SPOT ON! There're hidden boogers and dried man milk in unseen spots. One MUST be careful. And eye contact is NOT an option.. tis true, lest you want to be rubbed up against or chatted to. Earphones are a MUST in addition to reading material.
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I can understand why they think nekkid people would put a person off meat.
These ads are disturbing but PETA can fuck off.
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-"Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 4:05pm."
My pleasure. :) But funny thing is, PETA doesn't give a shit about humans nor the animals they fight so hard to "protect". Overall, animal activists are funny people with loads of issues, usually mental issues.
I tried once, many years ago, to argue that plants are also living things just like us and the rest of the animal kingdom... but the nazi vegetarians I was arguing with didn't get the point. In my experience, raging animal activists have very basic to no biology knowledge, so it's useless to argue with them. They are worse than cavemen.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 4:05pm.
I haven't seen an "STP" sticker since the 70s but we sure stuck them on everything. Wish I remembered what it stood for.
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found these kinds of answers... I think the actual stickers were made by the car racers using the STP products when racing.... I was surprised by the LSD ref tho.... learn sumptin new every day!
"STP was a higher grade of Acid made by Owsley. It was supposed to be more potent than the LSD25 he massed produced in San Francisco. I'm sure the makers of Specially Treated Petroleum were not too pleased. "
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When I became a mother, my daughter demanded chicken. Not kidding.
Is that fur real? It's the lamest photoshopping ever
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