The Things We Do For Love (And Heroin)
Michael Douglas' son, Cameron, is currently sitting in a jail cell after he got caught trying to move a bunch of meth from NYC to LA in order to sell it. Because dude is behind bars, he hasn't really been able to get a hit of the bad shit. And that's where his girlfriend/mule comes in....
Radar reports that Cameron's dumb bitch of a girlfriend, Kelly Sott, decided it would be a really ingenious idea to stuff dime bags of heroin into an electric toothbrush in order to get it by jail security. Sonicare full of grace!
While visiting with him yesterday, Kelly tried to pass him the shit, but bitch got caught. Did this trick think Jessica Simpson was a prison guard there, because anybody with half-a-brain-cell could probably see that something shifty was going down. I mean, a toothbrush? Junkies don't brush! Kelly was immediately arrested and the word FAIL was stamped across her forehead.
Kelly might as well have skipped on in with a giant gift box marked "HEROIN 4 Cameron" on it. Meanwhile, Cameron will just have to deal with those druggy shakes and continue to try to get high by licking the radiator and snorting man chowder (his cell mate's idea).
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Will the Rockefeller Law (three strikes) apply to him?
If Michael Douglas was my father, I'd probably be doing lots of drugs, too.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 7:49pm
That site has a pic of her. She's actually normal looking. I'm disappointed. Looks nothing like a drug mule.
And it says he's under house arrest at his mother's apartment, not jail.
I loathe ALL the Douglas men: every one of them is a detestable and despicable animal. Period.
kickin in a jail cell. makes you realize you can tolerate ANYTHING.
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Don't laugh, her first plan was to smuggle the heroin in in a cake...
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meth face? a little too doughy
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I'm finding variations on "the word FAIL was stamped across her forehead" a favorite recurring dlisted expression.
Submitted by You Knew Who on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:03pm.
Sonicare full of grace is now a classic DListed one liner
Bless you, MK
Reminds me of the time my Mom and Step-Dad tried to bring me a filet mignon in jail. Seriously...
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Submitted by scisan60 on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:47pm.
Am I the only one that saw " Midnight Express" back in the 70s with that hot ass Brad Davis? That shit made me terrified of smuggling grapes in my jockeys much less methamphetamine! Some people never learn.
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LMAO. I smell what you're steppin in! Seriously, I'm down for my mayhun...but I'm not going down for him. I can just hear his phone call to her tho. "Babe, it's okay. They'll never check in there. I swear." Insert earnest choking up here. "Hon, you don't know what these animals will do to me if you don't come through with this. I mean, I already told them I could get it and if I don't they are going to make me do things that I only ask you to do."
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Am I the only one that saw " Midnight Express" back in the 70s with that hot ass Brad Davis? That shit made me terrified of smuggling grapes in my jockeys much less methamphetamine! Some people never learn.
Don't laugh, her first plan was to smuggle the heroin in in a cake...
Hey, aintchu only 'sposeta smuggle the bad shit in up in yo' vajayjay or your turd cave???? I mean, who don't know dat????
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Where's this dumb trick's mug shot????
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If there was a Dlisted "Dumb Cunt Of The Week" award (and there should be), I would vote for her!
What a moron.
stupid bitch
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The war isn't working.
Michael Douglas Sr must be ecstatic at how well his parenting worked out.
This girl is one stupid bitch. She is probably being scouted by the biggest bull dyke convict right now. She's going to have to go on the chain gang now like those drug smuggling bitches on "Chain Gang Girls" on WE TV.
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This makes me MAD.
All he had to do was keep the fuckery to an off-the-radar level, pretend to be somewhat functional and daddy`s money would have kept him sailing along all his life.
Way to fuck up an easy ride, dumbass.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:06pm.
His step mom would have been soooooooooo fucking proud had he been able to smuggle the latest T-Mobile phone up his ass instead of heroin. Product placement and all that!
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We can be relatively sure Cammy will "get more" in prison. LOTS more.
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Ahhaha mike,
"The Sonicare toothbrush is the motherfucking bomb, in case you didn't know."
That's a really hot endorsement. More commercials should take this straightforward approach.
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OMG, MissBliss!!!!! he is totally Bubbles!
What fresh hell is this?
His step mom would have been soooooooooo fucking proud had he been able to smuggle the latest T-Mobile phone up his ass instead of heroin. Product placement and all that!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Sonicare full of grace is now a classic DListed one liner
Bless you, MK
How many hours before Cameron gets desperate and decides to "work" for his fix?
Cammie Douglas! come on dooooown... to your knees bitch! you're the next contestant in "Getting Head from the Stars".
If sheer stupidity were punishable by death this bitch would be sitting on Old Sparky by daylight.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
This guy has been in trouble with drugs all his life much like Rusty O'neal or whatever his name is ( Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'neal's son) .
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 5:40pm.
I'd never really thought about, but I guess you could, at least if you were accustomed to asian guys.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 5:29pm.
The Sonicare toothbrush is the motherfucking bomb, in case you didn't know.
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It seems nice enough to work in...extracurricular activities.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys?
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/boka35/bubbles.jpg
Have they checked his specs yet?
The glasses add a special touch to the mugshot.
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
The Sonicare toothbrush is the motherfucking bomb, in case you didn't know.
mmmmmph! this is another fine mess you have gotten us into!
NAH NAH NAH NAH. NAH NAH NAH NAH. HEY HEY HEY! GOOD BYE.
Bummer for Kelly that she doesn't probably doesn't have multi-millionaire parents to pay for lawyers. Hard to imagine this prize was worth going to prison for.
I like to refer to these little plans of action that addicts come up with as typical junkie bullshit. She can write letters to Cameron on prison issue stationary because that little bit of genius is a felony with guaranteed jail time. Won't she feel stupid if Cameron's daddy decides to hire a ton of lawyers to work the system for him while she's sitting around waiting for her public defender to make time for her. They're both going to do time though, no question.
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I am not a pussy.
I swear to god, parents better take note of this. THIS is what happens when you give your kids everything.
If this fucking fuck had to WORK to put a roof over his own head and didn't have a rich and famous pawpaw to bail him out, he'd have his shit together.
Bitch should have brought him knee pads, not a toothbrush.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
OMG PROVY! BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*dies*
He's got severe wonk penis nose.
do all the douglas boys get their noses broken as a family ritual or something?
peace and love
MK should've filed this under "dumb bitch of the day".
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Eh, I still hate that Hogan kid more. At least this celeb spawn was trying to run his own business.
Submitted by Provolone: "His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. i expect to see them on cumonglasses.com"
Indeed, this was the funniest post.
Dang he's ugly!
fools...just imagine if cameron and kelly breeded...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 4:20pm.
His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. i expect to see them on cumonglasses.com
PROVOLONE ~ ROFLMAO x 10 !!!! Genius! That comment cannot be topped.
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lmao at sonicare full of grace!!!
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What an idiot!!! You can't even bring an inmate a cake! What a twat.
He looks like a Mary I know at the Home Depot.. LOLOLOLOL.. fucking twat