Tuesday, August 11th 2009

What Am I Looking At?

Buzzfeed pointed out this ad showing up over at IGN and it took me a while to figure out what exactly I was looking at. At first, I thought it was a jizz tornado coming out of a hairy asshole (aka Tommy Girl farting). Then I realized it was a fist made out of deodorant residue shooting out of an armpit. Although, I don't know what's worse.

If you go over to IGN, you can watch the mighty fist punching that dude in the face. I bet your build-up can't do that! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's deodorant crud, but it really does look like dude gravy. And now that I look at it more, it could also pass for a yeast infection shoo....OKAY, I'm stopping, I'm stopping.

Posted by: Michael K


starpoot's picture

I never had a website made me feel so sad.

sendaemailooo's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

angel_i's picture

And this? This is a jizz fist coming out of a hairy asshole. Absolutely.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play with some children.

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suckandfuck's picture

I HAVE AD BLAWCKER.

Dr. Dick's picture

This is what happens when Paris opens her legs.

clmen's picture

I gets mines!

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taylorblue's picture

I watched 2 girls 1 cup because well I don't know why. And now I'm scarred. And that, that did not help me from not trying to puke when I saw it!

MrPossumsMama's picture

I thought they were talkin about that colon residue that comes out with those bogus colon cleanse products.

scisan60's picture

Only MK could make that connection but it actually does look like what he described....friggin hysterical......Its a shame that Conner is so handsome and has to put up with that wierd dad!

pennydreadfull's picture

hahaha, I thought it was someone doing a crazy line.

shandiRW's picture

At first, I thought it was a jizz tornado coming out of a hairy asshole (aka Tommy Girl farting).
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WTF? omg, that made me spit whate4ver. lmao!

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Stock Broker's picture

I thought that was a nose blowing a gigantic wad of snot on the screen.

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canyoufeel521's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 7:30pm.
I thought it was the blohan's nose.

wtfomglol I love the avie
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thank you :) right back atcha

oh yeah, there's one more fun little game the armpit plays. if you have a built-in webcam, and pull of the hairs, it'll take your picture and post it on some website. That was an ugly surprise.

joe shmoe's picture

I'm more puzzled by the guy in the teeth whitening commercial. You can barely see his teeth. What an odd model to choose.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I thought it was the blohan's nose.

wtfomglol I love the avie

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Albatross's picture

Um, okay, GROSS.

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OMG.WTF.'s picture

Ok, I had to click the ad. The full size one is FAR more disturbing. And if you click on the cling-ons it, it says things like "you're an idiot and no one likes you" and "you're the ugliest friend in your group of friends"

http://www.residueisevil.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Emeriesan's picture

oh MK, the first paragraph were my exact thoughts!

Datura's picture

Vom.

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Tristram's picture

I guess deodorant or antiperspirant residue could be unsightly. But I just heard some research doc say it's not a health risk (such as a cancer-causing agent).

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Makes the blogads here downright tasteful and discreet by comparison.

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Soy's picture

Those ads are repulsive. They are not intriguing in any sense and make me AVOID their product like the damn plague.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

Yet another genius ad! That's two in one day.

Please don't ever post any of the ad campaigns I've worked on...

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Did Don Draper co-sign on this fuckery?

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Snarf's picture

And yet another appetite suppresent comes my way without the use of pills - Thanks Michael!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

I made the mistake of going over there
while eating dinner.

A little bit came back up.

Don't do it. Just. don't.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Dude's armpits look like a fucking feather broom!! DISGUSTING!

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barelybeagle's picture

They play those damn ads on Adult Swim! Except not with the jizz coming out of the dude's pit.

RichBitch's picture

Advertsing sure ain't what it once was! :(

Toxilicious's picture

I gets mines!

OMG, that is NASSSSSSSTY!

http://www.residueisevil.com/

Sock-Monkey's picture

*hoik!*

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