Behold, The New Gandhi
And here we go. Get your fist ready and apologize to your monitor in advance, because Heather Mill's tongue is at it again. Poor, poor, poor Heather is just sick of being nailed to the cross with LIES and she is ready to spend her whole life fighting to get the truth out there. Heather is like a cunty version of Fox Mulder. Better yet, she's this generation's Gandhi. There goes your fist....
Heather told her local paper in Brighton (via Yahoo!) that she can relate to Malcolm X, Martin Luther King and Gandhi, because they were all attacked by H8rs while trying to truth-tell. The Kate Gosselin of the UK queefed, "They were people who went through controversy to put the truth forward and they weren't afraid to fight and I can relate to that completely."
Gandhi believed in non-violence, but I think he would agree that we can briefly put that belief on hold to whoop this trick's ass!
(Thanks Jayne)
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My first words as I scrolled down on the article's picture, "oh sh*t". I felt scared.
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Oh lord, just kill it alreaady!
Her skin is enviable. That is all.
If we all stop paying any attention to this dizzy cunt, maybe she would just take her looted millions and go away.
She got more than $40 million of Sir Paul's money and was hooked up with him for 6 years or so. Suppose they did it a lot -- 2,000 times. That works out to $20,000 a pop -- And, how she suffers!
Submitted by Rockwell on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:39pm.
Who's supposed to have bebes, then? Is everybody supposed to spawn kids from sperm banks but NOT from their loving partners? Are men never supposed to know their kids?
And you're supposed to base whether you have kids or not on bad stuff that MIGHT happen? In that case you should never buy a house because you might lose your job.
the delusions of famous people never cease to surprise and entertain
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:05pm.
maybe she was a pirate in her past life.
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could be.....could be....
Cunty Mills always claimed that her H8ers karma have evil things befall them...I think that we having to tolerate her cuntiness is karma enough...*clutching ears and shutting eyes tight MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!*
hers is she has to live her life over and over and over again....just like Ground Hog Day...but in her case it's Ground Hag Day
Fuck that! Ghandi would cock his harm and slam his boney fist into this beaverface himself!
*fuck, the visual is a kaleidoscope of hilarity! Fuck, let me laugh this off for a minute*
....those beatle bux are going a long way to promote her Cuntiness! CUNT!
GAHH! MY EYEES MY EYEES!!!
MAKE IT STOPPP!!!
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She caught Paul in a weak moment when he was on the rebound from Linda's death. I hope she loses her power of speech.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
Mother f'er... Why does her face either look like she's stroking out, or like in this one, as if she's smelling the ca ca spewing from her mouth?
Goofy.
That is the only word that comes to mind.
That she should compare herself to any one of these great leaders is appalling -- to say the least. It really speaks to her delusional mind. As far as know, none of those great men was an attention-seeking, gold-digging ex-prostitute.
She is a delusional psycho bitch. Having all those millions has made her think she is a self important shit who can inflict her opinions on us. I hate Paul for introducing her to the world. Without him, we wouldn't have known who she was.
A LITTLE CUNT TO GO WITH MY EGGS AND POTATOES THIS MORNING.
She is nothing but a cunty cunt cuntbag!!!
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Keep talking about her, that's what she wants. God help her kid. Whore psycho mother and geriatric father.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
She reminds me of one of those 30-something going on 40 Starbucks managers who tries really hard to look hip and young, and is tatted with things like the Japanese kanji characters for stupid-one-legged-goldigging-vagina-face.
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Your air guitar is no match for my air quotes...
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Someone push her off the Pier, please.
Looks like Bugs Bunny got into a vicious fight with a weed whacker.
I see Heather Mills has taken the Kate Gosselin's haircut to the next level. I guess asymmetrical short haircuts that look like complete shit are THE in look for cunts everywhere.
I expect a retaliation haircut and press conference combination from Kate Gosselin any second now. She cannot let Heather Mills out-hair style, out-cunt, and out-publicity whore her all at once.
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The Andy Warhol wig looks bizarre.
could somebody sign this sheet for me verifying i've been actively looking for a new internet job?
I want to sex her teeth
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Dayum. Y'all are up late again! So glad not to be alone at night here talking to mahself. AGAIN.
see??? everyone is doing dead carcass p0ssum head :*(
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
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They should have amputated her head in stead of her leg
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:08pm.
Lard Liftin Jaysus Gurl!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:48pm.
I just feel bad for Paul, the 1st time they got naked and he realized they both had wood.
Team V ~ yea, and I bet both were limp.'
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LOL, you two! Perfect example of why you don't mix your charities and sex.
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Nothing wrong with a little charity sex. Unless it's with Jerry Lewis. That's just fucking disgusting.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wonder if Paul figured out her wooden leg à la deuce bigalow, during fuckytimes?
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:13pm.
heehee you said booty.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:05pm.
maybe she was a pirate in her past life.
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Well, she sure shivered her timber and made away with the booty.
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:18pm.
*golf claps*
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Wait! Isn't that a Scottish thing? I can't keep up. I'm just a normal woman with two working legs and yet Heather still can trot the globe faster than me! Damn Baymen, Newfies now the Scotts, Tits? Jayzus, Josephine and Mary already!
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
maybe she was a pirate in her past life.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:18pm.
*golf claps*
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:48pm.
I just feel bad for Paul, the 1st time they got naked and he realized they both had wood.
Team V ~ yea, and I bet both were limp.'
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LOL, you two! Perfect example of why you don't mix your charities and sex.
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
do guys really comment on hair here
do guys really
thing beast should seriously consider downing a burger now and again, then maybe she wouldn't be so delusional and a bitch...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:48pm.
I just feel bad for Paul, the 1st time they got naked and he realized they both had wood.
Team V ~ yea, and I bet both were limp.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:10pm.
Whale Oil Beef Oiked.
I take it you speak Canadian now?
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Jayzus, will ya' get oof my tits already?
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
Submitted by Rozzay on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:08pm.
Well..I like her hair color.
You must spend alot of time praising q-tips
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:10pm.
Whale Oil Beef Oiked.
I take it you speak Canadian now?
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Submitted by Rozzay on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:08pm.
Well..I like her hair color.
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God bless ya, m'dear. There's got to be an optimist in every group!
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:07pm.
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Gives the Baymen's "swipe". Aye! Oim soiten!
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Be careful when proving intellectual superiority that you don't reveal social retardation.
Well..I like her hair color.
oh yeah
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