Friday, August 14th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Jackee Harry (53)
Mila Kunis (26)
Spencer Twatt (26)
Ana Matronic (35)
Christopher Gorham (35)
Jay Manuel (37)
Jennifer Flavin (41)
Catherine Bell (41)
Adrian Lester (41)
Halle Berry (43)
Susan Olsen (48)
Sarah Brightman (49)
Marcia Gay Harden (50)
Magic Johnson (50)
James Horner (56)
Carl Lumbly (58)
Danielle Steel (62)
Susan Saint James (63)
Wim Wenders (64)
Steve Martin (64)

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moomarse's picture

Spencer Twatt.... HAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Happy BDay to Steve Martin!!! He's a Wild & Crazy Guy!!! love him!

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mb00's picture

eeeeeewwwwwww SSSSaaaannnn-Ddddraaaa!!!! The only reason I watched 227.
Happy Birthday Jackee Harry.

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misslainey's picture

There is no way in hell Jackee is ONLY 53. I am 41 and I remember her on 227 and I swear she was smack dab in her 30s.

JeannieBueller's picture

Shit, shit! I'm so ashamed for not mentioning a Happy birthday to Steve Martin!

Blasphemy on my part.
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JeannieBueller's picture

Happy birthday Wim Wenders. 'Wings of Desire' is one of my favorite films.

Watched it in my film production class when I was a sophomore and I've never been the same since. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you rent it soon! =]

Besides, Peter Faulk is in it! What's not to love? haha
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Plecostomus's picture

Happy Birthday to Steve Martin, one of my favorite funnymen in the whole wide world! Loved you in "Bowfinger", babe. And "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid."

Happy Halle Berryday, though I still haven't forgiven you nor Bryan Singer for ruining Storm, but I must confess that I lurrrrrrveeed seeing you in that delicious leather Catwoman costume (even though the movie sucked like a gaping wound.)

Can't believe Marcia Gay Harden is as old as Vadge.

And Spencer Twatt can go fuck himself.

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letinstar's picture

happy bday to jackee, steve, halle..and my 4 year old nephew today!

and to all the bday sluts today...
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Thru the fog's picture

Happy Birthday Jackee.

Lester, (Ms Clark, when you gonna let me hit that?)
Sandra, (Un Huh...Lesta)

Brenda, (Dang Ms Clark, why you always trying to sleep with my dad?)
Sandra, (Shut up Brenda...or I'll take Calvin too.)

Hysteria's picture

Did you know Steve Martin was the original inventor of martinis?! Me either!

Have a happy birthday Mr. Talented and Gorgeous Steve! Cheers!

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DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Steve Martin! My fav. scene from "The Jerk".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzej30gNYgw

HB James Horner, a furious master composer. :P

Morning MK ♥

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snowpiece's picture

I hope Spencer dies on his birthday and takes Heidiot with him

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Reeter's picture

Wow! Good celeb b-days today. HBD to all!

jaydawg's picture

HB to Jackee.... Maaary says HB too!

See Jackee on Family Guy: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1152236/family_guy_jackee_harrys_grocey_sh...

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Spencer Twatt (26)

TWATT BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA......

Yea, I'm like 8 years old today....

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Mother Superior's picture

Danielle Steele. Have to call my mum, she cares! HB to all!

KT's picture

"happy birthday spencer, now please go kill yourself!" HAHA yes, no kidding! and HB to steve martin too.. he never ages. i just watched "planes, trains, and automobiles" for probably the 20th time last night and i just love that movie. never gets old.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

poo's picture

Happy Birthday, Spencer!

Now please kill yourself.

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angel_i's picture

Now here's a woman who knows how to work a set of crazy eyes! Britney - take note!

HB Hos!

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joanne's picture

HB Steve Martin and Susan Saint James

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Wow! I thought I was older than Cindy!
Happy birthday.
And also to Steve Martin, for whom I have always had a damp spot.
The original sexy prematurely grey hotness.

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day to Cindy Brady and Mrs. McMillan!
Christopher Gorham should be birthday slut:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_atz0PeF5WbY/RxjsT9GMwEI/AAAAAAAAAWg/jCMLbo1aaY...

From the world of Music, Happy Birthday to:
David Crosby - 68
Connie Smith - 68
Dash Crofts - 69
(humming "Summer Breeze"...)

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cocoebert's picture

Happy birthday Jackeeeee!

Albatross's picture

LOL at "Spencer Twatt"

HB, Steve Martin! :)

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mike's picture

Happy B-day Steve Martin!

I would have guessed Jackee was older.

cuchini's picture

happy birthday spencer!

*hides under desk*

The C word's picture

HB Thindy Brady, Marcia Gay Harden, James Horner, Steve Martin, and the rest.

Inevitably whenever I go to garage sales, Danielle Steel novels are the most readily available for sale. They make good kindling.

Morning dlisters!
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

HB Jack'ay' -- you forgot the accent aigu on the first 'e'.

Cindy Brady's 48? Holy shit i'm old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEfBRX0vKA

Happy Friday Hos !

Green Is Good's picture

ha ha ha! "Sister Sister" is on the family channel right now with Jackee Harry! Happy Barfday!