Wednesday, August 12th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Catra from She-Ra - I woke up this morning wishing that I could time travel back to 1986, so that I could turn on the TV and watch She-Ra. You know, sometimes the best way to shake off a hangover is by watching an 80s cartoon. And She-Ra was one of my all-times favorites, because of that hot cunty kitty CATRA! My little gay friends and I used to play She-Ra all the time and we would fight over who would get to pretend to be Catra. My ass always lost and I had to be that boring ass Glimmer. Anyway, Catra's hotness is self-explanatory. Just watch the clip below. Yes, she had a speech impediment, but she was gorgeous and powerful. That dumb bitch She-Ra was never a match for her.


Posted by: Michael K


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My mom liked Catra. But she always rooted for the villans. She liked Pizazz from Jem as well

rook's picture

Catra was my favorite as well. I used to have little girl fantasies of her getting it on with Bow.

madam ex's picture

She-Ra is definitely the HOTNESS!!! Super sexy, powerful and can fuck a single man with a strap on like there's no tomorrow, I envy this woman.
<3<3<3<3<3 GO SHE-RA, GOOOOOO!

wednesday's picture

Dude. MK. Hulu's got most all of them, in high eff'n quality too.

http://www.hulu.com/she-ra-princess-of-power

MicahSkin's picture

OK, glad I not the only person who thought it was the Scrlet Witch and I missed her in animated form in the 80's. WHEW!

Sorry, but Dr. Girlfriend could take them all down. I mean, who else can pull off a Pillbox hat?

Was Catra supposed to be a Russian? I get "psycho Russian model" vibes.

JamesTheGreatest's picture

Michael!
You can actually watch episodes of She-Ra on YouTube! So much awesomeness.

Episode One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0armyWpAbd0

Candy's picture

Here I am sitting listening to MJ and reading about She-Ra. Those were the dyas...


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Submitted by Silverclaw on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:25am.
I liked the flying pony.
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Silverclaw, Swift Wind was more than just a flying pony. He was a flying, glittery rainbow unicorn way WAY before RPattz hijacked the schtick.

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The She-Ra figures started my obsession with hair. You could always get a booklet at my local toy store in which you could find tutorials on how to do their hair. You could use a cotton ball f. e. put it on the head and comb She-Ra's or Glimmer's hair around it, so that they would have some kind of bee-hive hair do. I loved that.

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You can watch a few She-Ra episodes here:
http://www.joost.com/007orfv/t/She-Ra

I liked the flying pony. Indeed, this was the gayest show of the 80s after the Carebears

M.E.'s picture

She-Ra ruled. My mom still has my She-Ra castle, figures, everything.

Damn. Good Times.

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I've been watching She-Ra all summer on old VHS and also on HULU -- most of them are available!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 8:45am.

^^^^

I fucking love you.

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It's Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston.

missy's picture

cutest. post. ever.

MK♥

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Happy Hour's picture

Oh Yeah.. I fucking l o v e d She-Ra !
Aww good memories, thanks MK.

bensucks's picture

Awww I loved She-Ra as a kid. Always wanted to be this hot bitch, found She-Ra boring. I miss the 80's :(

Plecostomus's picture

RAWWWRRRR!!! I liked Catra ("Jealous Beauty!" was her title in the Mattel action figure line). That IS, until her screechy voice started grating on my nerrrrrrrrrrves.

ITA that Scorpia was a dim-witted lezzie, and I wanted to slap the hell out of whiny whiny princess Glimmer, and Bow was as gay as the heart motif on his costume.

So my hottest bitch from She-Ra would have to be Shadow Weaver. Frightening cow with a 3-pack-a-day voice chilled the hell out of me. And she was the only one who could still cut a sexy figure even when sheathed in a hood and a wraith's gown. Must be the Dark Arts..
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MJ20's picture

No one ever really talks about She-ra like it never existed. I remember watching He-man and the episode when She-ra would be on would make my week. Then She-ra got her on show and I was like screw He-man, Sheee-raaaaaaaaa! They should definitely bring her back. My favorite part was finding her sidekick at the end of the show. Thx MK for bringing the 80s back!

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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:38am.

Why are the "eye holes" for Cat-Ra's mask like 3 inches above her actual eyes? What's the purpose?

In the clip, her mask is sitting atop her head, but when she pulls it down over her face, Catra transforms into a panther. It was hot.

She-Ra and He-Man were so fucking. Twincest at it's finest!

I always liked Scorpia; she was SUCH a lesbian. Glimmer was a piece of purple shit. Fuckin' hated that whiny bitch! And Bow was so gay. So divinely gay.

The hottest bitch was Shadow Weaver, no doubt. No one trumps that heifer.

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Actually, this cartoon is reminding me of early mornings getting ready for school. I hated that!

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The Fly's picture

LOL that voice, I had forgotten about this character.

MK, you can buy She-Ra on DVD. The 80s will always be with us! Never forget! Never surrender!

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

my dream date...FUCKING JASON FROM BATTLE OF THE PLANETS!!!!!!!!...... hea was always in a sexy bad mood

I always thought He- Man and She Ra sucked ass by comparison

I wanted to rock Princess's white thigh highs and do Jason or even better ZOLTAR.....juicy lipped Zoltar in his boot flare catsuit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoO5H_UKCrw
Plus the music was good
Now we're talking

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

cuntygolightly's picture

catra and scorpia were my favorite characters from she-ra...they were such hot bitches

The Sunshine Gang's picture

YES!!!!!!!

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Jada Pinkett Smith actually talks like that at home to Will Smith.

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LeanneMarie's picture

Oh, MK, you always make my day! I used to have the She-Ra lunch box! Now if you'd only give it up to Jem! Maybe have a double hot slut with her and Jerrica!

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When I was a kid, I always thought She-Ra and He-Man were fucking, then I found out they were brother and sister and my boner did not subside.

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Submitted by Louiselouise on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 8:05am.

I love the Scarlet Witch!!!
Yes, I am a nerd.

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Sheeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaa! Ha I loved this show!

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 8:01am.
Of course, that was the magic 80's makeup. PAired with red and matte lipstick and a good dose of mousse and aquanet for bif hair effect.

Apparently no one told you that She-Ra is now on Hulu...

~Ryan

Louiselouise's picture

I HATED He-Man/She-Ra!! I actually thought the picture was the Scarlet Witch at first (blushes).

Wonder Woman is my absolute favourite, best female superhero costume ever, ludicrous origin story but who can forget Lynda Carter?! It began my childhood DC/Marvel obsession which I still have twinges of.

I'll be dressing as Batgirl at Hallowe'en (swishes cape).

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I kid you not - I had a teacher in grade school who wore her eye makeup JUST like that. I loved her:)

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YES!!!!!

Finally a HOT SLUT ICAN FULLY GET BEHIND!!!!!

Catra was the shit!!!

Imean, She-Ra was basically made for girls and gay boys, but Catra did stand above all the ho's from that show. Even Castaspella, which is the best name of all.

Nanners's picture

OH FUCK YES! Miss Catra was FIERCE

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

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I wasn't much of a She-ra fan. I'm more of a "Thundar" girl.

She's more of an annoying slut.

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Alcohol made me miss much of the 80s, so I don't remember this. My cure for hangovers on Saturday morning in the 80s was Pee Wee's Playhouse. SCREAM REAL LOUD!

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Why are the "eye holes" for Cat-Ra's mask like 3 inches above her actual eyes? What's the purpose?

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Mother Superior's picture

Hangovers in 1986? :D
I can't watch the film at work......mehhh..