Brangie's Secret Sex Spots
If your name is Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, the Twin Messiahs, that other one or if your haircut was more famous than you were in the 90s, then you might want to close your eyes and think of unicorns instead of reading this. Two seconds ago, Willy Pitt did an interview with Parade where he said the grotto in his backyard is a great place to bump holes. So of course someone was going to ask him about that shit at the Inglorious Bastards (my spell check won out) premiere the other night.
When Extra (via UsWeekly) asked about that special sexy time place, St. Angie answered, "Yeah, well, we got a few special places." Then Brad said, "It's not true. We have far more comfortable places to go. There is a grotto there. It's an old Hollywood property... just a few minutes that way... and rumor is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there. That's the story. I run with it."
I'm sure the secret places include an extra fluffy patch of clouds near the gate's of heaven. And if they are feeling extra raunchy, they do it under the pool table in God's gentleman's lounge. Also, Brad has been known to tickle St. Angie's cruciclit on the Last Supper table. Hell, here I cooooome and my abuelita will co-sign that.
Extra also asked St. Angie on her thoughts about Brad calling her his "soulmate." She responded, "That is very cool. Well, he's mine. It is what it is." Queef.
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I thought her brother was her soul mate?
Bobblehead's feet look bigger than Pitt's, and she's looking more and more like a skeletal Octomom.
WTH is Pitt growing on his face? Is it organic?
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you know...in that photo above, AJ looks like she high on smack and Brad is trying to get her under control. Also, is she wearing pantyhose with that dress? The color is off from her legs to her chest. WTF mate!
What country are they talking about FFS?
Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:42pm.
I don't know if anybody has mentioned this yet but am I the only one that hates the phrase, 'It is what it is?' What the fuck does that mean? What is it? It is such a half ass way to respond to something. I HATE when people say that.
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Totally agree with you! Such a worthless fucking phrase. Maybe that's what she's trying to say about her relationship. Worthless, insignificant, NADA.
These two have to stop tormenting Jennifer Aniston, because the "soulmate" question was a question poised to Jennifer Aniston by Diane Sawyer right before they split up. Jennifer Aniston gave a response of "I don't know," when asked if Brad Pitt was her soulmate.
These two have to get a life and stop putting pins in their Jennifer Aniston Voodoo doll.
Everyday this guy resembles Billy Goat Thornton more and more. Only Billy is smarter.
You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War? Hubbel Gardner.
well i guess if fucking those skeletons in science class was your thing then angie is the way to go for u. how come no one ever sees that other one pax anyway. since he was the impulse buy did they return him for a refund or lock him in their dungeon or what.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:07am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:03am.
It is hard to think about this. Angie seemed so wholesome when she was on Friends.
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I always assumed she would be very wholesome, too, like her character on Marley & Me. Shocking to hear all this, really...
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ya but remember when Angie played that con bitch in derailed? That's when her true colors started showing. Much like Jen when she played that character in Original Sin, although she's been cleaning up her act with her later roles: Beyond Borders; Mighty Heart; Changeling.
i know no one is gonna believe me, but i swear i thought they were wax figures.
She looks sorta hot and a lot like the old Angelina, but fucking Christ she needs to learn to stand up straight. She's always slouching and has the most hideously uncomfortable looking posture ever. Eating a sandwich might help, too. Her arms are just as gristly and gross-looking as Vadge's arms.
Brad still looks like a big dork to me. Not seeing the alleged hotness.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 2:29pm.
"Everybody thinks I meant WE had sex in the grotto, but I just heard Jimi Hendrix did."
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O! I get it now!
Well, what the hell did he THINK we were gonna think he meant when he said that? Duh! I betcha Angie bitch slapped him for that later. "He's mine." Ha!
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Armpitt is frigging ugly as well. All those nose jobs and lip plumping and skin treatments and he is slowly ending up looking like BBT instead of Angelina Jolie
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This stupid idiot Armpitt whose movie is being advertised in Playboy is such a TIT. I see the advertising budget for his lame movie is going to be over the roof again
He can never promote a movie without oversharing about his current relationship.
He is such a talentless TWAT. He thinks hes so cool but he is such a poser.
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Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:42pm.
I don't know if anybody has mentioned this yet but am I the only one that hates the phrase, 'It is what it is?' What the fuck does that mean? What is it? It is such a half ass way to respond to something. I HATE when people say that.
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Not sure if you were asking cuz you really want to know but here is the answer to this phrase that gets tossed around like my cookies when I see Madonna's veiny arms.
It means, you can't change what has happened and you can't change what something is now. It's a more modern version of the 12 step programs serenity prayer. It's a way to relieve irrational anxiety and duck personal responsibility for any actions regrettable.
However, in the context she used it is well stupid.
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If I was one of their employees, I would totally watch them. Oh yes. Well before 6 kids because now with 6 kids it's "Grab the KY, 2 minutes....I love you honey, I love you too, kiss kiss. snooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee."
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Submitted by happyface on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:42pm.
Wow, he kinda undermined her comment about having lots of secret places, didn't he?
That's what it kinda sounds like. "Everybody thinks I meant WE had sex in the grotto, but I just heard Jimi Hendrix did." They sounded out of sync with their answers.
Whoa nelly - Skeletina, herself, on the red carpet in black leather. I feel like I need to go get blessed by a priest or something so I don't catch the vampires...and then, somehow, I feel blessed already by her presence...I fear, now, I may have been bit by a Brangeloonie bat out there in my sleep....
and this makes no sense to me:
"Yeah, well, we got a few special places." Then Brad said, "It's not true. We have far more comfortable places to go. There is a grotto there. It's an old Hollywood property... just a few minutes that way... and rumor is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there. That's the story. I run with it."
What? What are you saying?
Grotto...Hendrix...comfort...What?!
What does this mean, this string of incongruous sentences....? Is this a spell!? Is that what happened to me!? Help.
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"Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:42pm.
I don't know if anybody has mentioned this yet but am I the only one that hates the phrase, 'It is what it is?' What the fuck does that mean? What is it? It is such a half ass way to respond to something. I HATE when people say that."
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Me too! lol. Yes, I hate it, but now I find myself saying it too--it's horrible!
Kewl, Angie stole Jen's man AND her vocabulary.
He was so much cleaner and prettier when he was with Jen.
She looks like a refuge that hasn't eaten solid food for a while, with her 5 head and orangatang arms and hugh man hands, she could be an alien. Pitt is sooo not hot anymore.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:18am.
"That is very cool" ?? That is her answer? It's like someone telling you that you are the love of their life and they say "awesome...thanks, well you too".
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That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that. It's like saying "I love you" to someone and getting "thank you" in return.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Wow, he kinda undermined her comment about having lots of secret places, didn't he?
hotags?
Jesus.
@ Vivienne
"Also, I don't know what is up with these stars thinking the whole world needs to know where and how they have sex. Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself. Damn."
--> EXACTLY. Privacy my ass. Brad and psycho have been pulling that shit for years...pissin and moaning about their privacy, yet they take every opportunity to make the word know where they are and what they are up to. It's all PR.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I don't know if anybody has mentioned this yet but am I the only one that hates the phrase, 'It is what it is?' What the fuck does that mean? What is it? It is such a half ass way to respond to something. I HATE when people say that. Also, I don't know what is up with these stars thinking the whole world needs to know where and how they have sex. Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself. Damn.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:18am.
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And soul-mate please. She is a nut-job home wrecker psycho, and he is a cheater in a perpetual midlife crisis. It's all good and soulmaty fun in the beginning, until another hot piece comes along and then those words are reserved for her. What a pair of assholes.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:10pm.
E.H. no hun, those are the guys from the local base
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No wonder when I wake up sometimes I find empty MRE bags in my bed and personalized hotags around my neck!
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
Submitted by cemre on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:34am.
haha, mk, you forgot to mention pax.
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Ha ha. I'm pretty sure Angie and Brad forget Pax quite frequently, too. He so seems like the forgotten child, adopted in a hurry for no reason other than to keep Brad interested.
Never thought I'd think of something nice to say about Angeliina Jolie, but at least she hasn't been telling anyone who'll listen that she would have aborted her children if Brad had asked her to do so.
She owns that she had those money-makers intentionally... good for her.
I can't think of any creepier way to try to establish that you're not a desperate, clingy gold-digging WHORE - "I would have aborted had my partner asked me to"... how disgusting.
Shit, posted it on wrong thread.
EH if those caves are near you, you must live in the UK.
Dumbass.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:09pm.
The Decent is a movie that scared the shit out of me.
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Imagine living it like Bradley. That should explain his accelerated aging.
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Bottom-feeder.
E.H. no hun, those are the guys from the local base
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
The Decent is a movie that scared the shit out of me.
I saw the decent....my house is right next to the opening of that cave and those creatures come out and do things to me at night..
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one bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back, they faced each other
took out their swords and shot one another
OK, I'm still not over it. You know how he says "nazis" like "natsees" in the trailor. MAKES ME STABBY.
I know NO Tennesseans who would say that shit.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Never seen The Descent, but I can imagine.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:58am.
Cave-like? You mean like her maneating black hole of a vag?
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Did you ever see the movie "The Descent", Stoney?
It's a lot like that - only even more terrifying.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:06am.
Cave-like? You mean like her maneating black hole of a vag?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
As a native Tennessean, I am mortally offended by Brad's "Tennessee" accent. He sounds like a fucking idiot, not even close to authentic.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wow---she starting to look like Miss Ciccone-Ritchie.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
She looks horrible. I love he he has totally adopted Billy Bobs tinted aviator look. That must be a thing for her..the sunglasses on her men.
Ever notice how Brad Pitt always has to make a comment about one of his children, and then has to point out their nationality...
HE describes Zahara as his "african" daughter, and then how Maddox was so funny impersonating the tennesee accent on inglorious basterds and he said "How funny, an ASIAN with a tennesee accent"...
why does he feel like he always needs to make a point that he has children of different nationalities? does that make him cool and worldly? Pretentious toolbag.
haha, mk, you forgot to mention pax.
She is nothing but skin and bones!
She is painfully thin and he's looking old.
Ho hum.
They are both totally full of shit...They always lie & fuck with the media...Another reason to despise them.
"That is very cool" ?? That is her answer? It's like someone telling you that you are the love of their life and they say "awesome...thanks, well you too".
And soul-mate please. She is a nut-job home wrecker psycho, and he is a cheater in a perpetual midlife crisis. It's all good and soulmaty fun in the beginning, until another hot piece comes along and then those words are reserved for her. What a pair of assholes.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity