Spot The Alien Princess!
I know you don't even see RiRi in this picture, because your eyes are firmly planted on the ravishing beauty in the middle. This goddess' beauty is so bright that RiRi has to put her shades on and look the other way. But RiRi should really face the brightness and take a good look, because this is how it's done.
Everything is perfect on this beauty from her "take me higher" eyebrows to her titty bib to the sparkly sperm (RPattz?) under her eyes. She's like Posh and Sporty Spice for the price of one. Ladies and gays, if you see this celestial being at a party, go ahead and leave, because you cannot compete!
To help you bring your heart rate back down from staring at perfection, I've added some more pictures of RiRi at her publicists' birthday party and also leaving Barney's earlier in the night.
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Was this a Ghetto sistas reunion or something ? they all look tacky as hell. People who just got some money ( or not ) and try to look stylish. Wow, I hope they didn't get arrested for walking out like that.
Ladies and gays, if you see this celestial being at a party, go ahead and leave, because you cannot compete!
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LMMFAO
fucking BRILLIANT!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
this girl's friends are some mean bitches to let her leave the house like that much less get photographed.
"to the sparkly sperm (RPattz?) under her eyes"
lol MK never fails.
Riri is beautiful, but I think her music is vile! Annoying that she's always everywhere too, but...
This picture with her chola friends put a smile on my face, so...
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Chungking - Stay Up Forever
MK - I thought the Scene Stealer was the person with the wonky teefs on the right. For some reason, they caught my eye instantaneously. Then I noticed the lovely eyebrows in the center. Two Scene Stealers!
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
RiRi was clearly hoping not to be recognized (either that or she went out with Chris Brown again)
I found a great dating site - it's called GOFUCKURSELF you fucking whores who keep posting this fucking dating site shit for desperate losers like yourselves. I hope you die from crotch rot.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:49am.
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And how the fuck would she do that? Douse her tits with liquid silver eyeliner?
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I was thinking more along the lines of: trying a different shade of fucking bronzer. Or just laying off of it a 'lil....
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Ew. RiRi's feet are ashy.
@Hekki: Dare taken. Again I am mesmerized! I read so many pages (it doesn't take long)! LOL!
I just gotta say: Is this for real?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA the little wheeledchair and guitar! ha ha HA HA HA! it is to funny to beleive!!!!!!!
Becuz, strangely - that's a pretty good caption for that particular picture LOL! but the guy sounds...well...special...you know? LOL!
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You know it's pretty cool how this freak mesmerized me with her eyebrows. Cuz when I FINALLY looked at the rest of her I was quite shocked and appalled, really.
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Reminds me of www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com.
It's so wrong, but the captions are like LOLCATZ and make me laugh so fucking hard.
I dare you.
I think the purse says "Such a Fucking"-something-or-other, but i really want to know what the next line says.
Those tits are NOT made for that dress...I dont know what kind of tits would look good in a dress like that, however those are not the ones.
And those pics are sickening.
ETA: RiRi's shoes and dress are hideous. Maybe without the fringe the sandals would be cute, but the fringes are fugly.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:34pm.
kanderso LOL and Ri Ri's trying to help
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That's what friends are for....??
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Alien Princess RiRi knows what's up. She's playing the ugly friend rule for all it's worth...stand next to an ugly friend and look hawt by comparison.
Those white tittays are freaking me out...my eyes keep bouncing from eyeliner to boob and back again.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
kanderso LOL and Ri Ri's trying to help
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:41pm.
Would anyone like to talk about the ample girl on the right with the gum in her mouth and the crystal around her neck. She's special too.
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It kind of looks like she's trying to shove her clutch up her bagina in some pictures.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
HAY SILVARA!
Long time no see, dude! YAY!!!
(sorry that took so long - I was ignoring myself as you know:)
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What the hell does her bag say?..looks like she glued them on herself. I don't see the appeal of having ugly rhinestone bags with poor grammar.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
LMAO Mani!
Hehe. Or Amish gone wild?
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Hahaha. Amish buggy-stop hooker.
angel_i on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
*ignores self*
;p
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(((HI)))
*waves spazmodically*
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Posted by h.s.o.t.d 8/4/09 and re-printed without permission:
"If no ones watching Britney, does she still exist?"
Would anyone like to talk about the ample girl on the right with the gum in her mouth and the crystal around her neck. She's special too.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:35pm.
*tazes EH repeatedly in the forehead*
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I have my helmet on....I don't feel a thing!
*folds arms and smirks*
Nah nah nahnah nah....you can't taze me...
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
DROWN THE LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT WITH YOUR YELLOW WATER FIREHOSE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
LMAO Mani!
Hehe. Or Amish gone wild?
*tazes EH repeatedly in the forehead*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
OH HELL FUCKING NO!
*vomits at thought of little man in the boat*
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:30pm.
*ignores self*
ANGLE!!! Where have you been hiding? Good to see you.
...which now smells lemony fresh by the way....
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"Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit."- Talmud Quote
*ignores self*
;p
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LMAO Mani!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:25pm.
*Crazy cattleprods EH*
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You're not doing it in the right place....*opens leggs* you have to taze the little man in the boat. He's hard to catch, but once you taze him, you'll get a BIG surprise!!
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
OPEN POST!!!
sssoooo, why was true blood nominated for something on the Teen Choice Awards?
ok.. got that off my chest..
resume your newely disinfected discussion...
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"Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit."- Talmud Quote
You bitches deserved it!
I had dairy this morning too!
*blows raspeberry*
She looks like a hooker Quaker.
*reports DD*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
*sprays lysol over entire thread*
That were a stinky.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Crazy didn't ignore you!
*tazes Migraine*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:25pm.
DD - I posted the cave thing accidentally in here, it is supposed to be in the Brangelina thread.
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Oh. lol. I thought you might be talking about the caves at Altamira or Lascaux.
OH SHIT! I HAVE TO GO! I LET IVAN OUT AN HOUR AGO AND FORGOT. HE'S MEOWING AT THE FRONT DOOOR!!! AND THE DOG HAS SHIT ALL OVER HIM. Be back for open post. Though I know I fucked up this thread already
*enters thread again*
*farts loudly*
That'll teach you to ignore me!
*stomps off*
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:23pm.
Hahaha! I don't think so. She's tell YOU to wait.
if it's the fat one I guess i'll be waiting a while till she finishes her fried chicken or whatever the fuck.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:18pm.
How dareyou put nude pics of me on the internet! Crazy is offended
Stop tazing my balls or I'll post the pix of your tits where "Le"is tattooed on one and "go" on the other!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:19pm.
DD are you wearing glasses today? You sound like you are
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How did you konw I'm wearing my cheaters? a.k.a. "readers"
*crazy throws a donkey at EH*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Honestly, I think it says "such a fucking (Blank). Wait your turn." I think.
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DD - I posted the cave thing accidentally in here, it is supposed to be in the Brangelina thread.
*Crazy cattleprods EH*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown