SANTO DIOS: Claire Cruise Is Not Going To Like This
The media is continuing its search for the biological mother and/or father of all of Michael Jackson's children. Yeah, I thought the mystery was solved when Claire Cruise came forward claiming to be their mother. But apparently, The Mirror didn't get the memo, because they say Blanket Jackson's surrogate mother is a Mexican nurse named Helena and they say the egg donor was an unknown woman who was paid $3,500. Um. That "unknown woman's" real fake name is CLAIRE CRUISE. Get it right!
According to their asses, this Helena woman was paid $20,000 to carry Blanket. The sperm came from Michael and again, the egg from an unknown donor. Some source added, “He chose Helena because she had a latino background but she was also a US citizen and had quite fair skin. She was around 5ft 4ins, slim, aged around 30 and had long, dark, straight hair. He said she was strait-laced, almost a girl next door type. There were no dramas with her. She knew what she had to do and got on with it.”
Here's a video of Claire denouncing The Mirror for not acknowledging her. Okay, the video is actually of her proposing marriage to Leonardo DiCaprio, but since she effed up the sound it can be whatever you want. Shit, pretend she's announcing to the world that she's the mother of all of us! Don't forget to get her a gift next Mother's Day!
• 
You don't have to work for NASA to know the two oldest kids are pure white!
That dog looks like he'd rather be anywhere else, but next to this looney ho, lol!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
That is a really cute Pit next to her. I bet Leo would marry the Pit before marrying this loon.
*************************************************
OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!
Now that is a loon. Meth? Crack? Glue? Discuss!
She(?) reminds me of Tiny Tim.
●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬▬●
At least it appears she takes good care of her dog.
Now that her crazy is public information, can't someone 5150 her?
I mean, everyone was talking about the woman-hater in Pittsburgh who posted that stuff on the internet, and why didn't anyone see it and intervene? Why do we always have to wait for these cuckoos to kill someone before we can lock them up?
I love CRAZY people. I could listen to this bitch all day long!
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:50pm.
Crazy fucker...all I can say about this is that the dog is gorgeous.
********************************
I thought that too! Cutie - I should steal him.
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Why is this woman still allowed to go out in public? Her mental issues are extreme.
_________
http://travelogphilippines.com/
Crazy fucker...all I can say about this is that the dog is gorgeous.
It doesnt matter what the surrogate looks like if the egg isn't hers. Does it matter what the oven looks like when you bake a cake?
This maniac is aloud to walk the streets? Glad I don't live in LA.
Don't get angel_i wrong, she knows CRAZY.
She just doesn't feel like she knows the REAL CRAZY somehow. angel_i must admit, tho, that she's fallen down on the job in this area. angel_i expresses her sincere apologies:) After she wakes from her tazer induced stupor, that is:)
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
This woman is so obviously a "manic" you don't need the sound on. I remember them on the psych unit as a student, very fun to walk up behind and go "boo!"
*tazes Angel_i for not knowing me*
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:41pm.
You know there was a time in history that people this crazy would have been taken out back and shot. It seems barbaric, but I really don't think it's so far fetched to say that you lose your basic human rights when you no longer participate in reality. I mean fuck, you lose some rights just by being a felon, why not when you are bat shit crazy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
scary ass muthafucka.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
satan in a sunday hat, girl.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:15pm.
SHHHHHHHHH! the air is leaking out of your head put on your helmet!
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
LOL@this thread!
Are you NEW?!?
Yes, I'm new, who's Michael Jackson?
And for that matter who's CRAZY?
I ain't crazy! Don't taze ME, man!
Fi' dolla! Fi' dolla!
Open Post fi' dolla!
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:17pm.
Mother Superior, Thanx!
Thought I would use my own photo for a change.
*************************************************
Yeah, same here....
I know what Stoney is doing now.
In between popping popcorn, she frantically refreshes the Dlisted homepage, so she can write us a FRIST on the eventual OP.
Am I right or am I right?
Yes Loozer Crazy has.
*tazes self*
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Mother Superior, Thanx!
Thought I would use my own photo for a change.
*************************************************
Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:14pm.
There's nothing funnier than a retarded bitch with no education or mental capacity claiming to a CEO and businesswoman. I looking at you, real housewife cunts.
_____________________________________________
Every other urban guy I meet always says he's the CEO of such and such corp. Driving a rented Altima and living in a roach infested studio apart.
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
Oh my....Loozer, your avie makes me tingle.
He is gorgeous and I fancy the knobs of him!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
*Tazes EH for unlawful use of the word CRAZY*
***********************
the little man in the boats thanks you
says may he please have another?
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
LOL @ EEG.
Any vacancies....? :)
There's nothing funnier than a retarded bitch with no education or mental capacity claiming to a CEO and businesswoman. I looking at you, real housewife cunts.
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Crazy have you been tazing yourself?
*************************************************
Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Puts helmet on Crazy, and shoots.
MS, likely the same place I do.
Submitted by Murphy on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:46pm.
Jesus people some of you must be new to this planet. Blanket's real name is Prince Michael II, and whoever said they knew HIS name but only recently discovered he was a boy is an total idiot. A boy named Prince Michael??
_________________________________________
Er, Paris's name is "Paris Michael". Paris started out as a male name. I know a woman named Michael.
"Prince Michael" could have been a girl esp. given how loco Papa Jacko was.
She probably gets SSI for being completely crazy
*tazes EEG*
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
What does this woman work as?
I don't believe all the CEO and shareholder of so and so that she wrote on her Myspace.
I mean....where does she get her money from?
Feck open post, we pretty much do what we want to do don't we?
Sorry MK.
Oh and this bitch has crazy of the brainz.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
*Tazes EH for unlawful use of the word CRAZY*
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
LMAO Brandi
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, PRINCE BLANKET (pst,, is blanket a boy human or a girl human's name)"
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
CRAZY SAYS OPEN POST!!!!!
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
*robot voice*
What.is.a.corner.homie.does.not.compute.
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
CRAZY thinks EH is CLAIRE CRUISE!!!!!
***********************
"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
OPEN POST! I WANT TO JOIN THE CIRCLE JERK!
sound does not work on this video.
*New to planet, checks Zagat Universe guide*
HELLO EARTHLINGS! IMA NEW ALIEN PROSTITUTE HWORE, who is Michael Jackson? Is that the room service human?
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
*joining chant*
Open Post (FRIST), Open Post (FRIST), Open Post (FRIST)
Open post gotdammit!!!
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*chants*
Open Post!!!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:59pm.
CAN WE GET AN OPEN POST UP IN THIS BITCH
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OP! OP! OP! OP!
CAN WE GET AN OPEN POST UP IN THIS BITCH
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Damn murphy, gone so soon? You pop in a call someone an idiot and take off? Fucking loon.
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."