Thursday, August 13th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 12th!

After Tony dumped Jessica this was the birthday party Papa Joe threw for her instead. - ferris3556

Runners-up:

Hugh Hefner and his 2 new girlfriends pose on the couch at the Playboy Mansion just before his cataract surgery. - atlantapug

Don wasn't lying when he said he was gonna get some high-class bitches for his birthday - Disraeli Ears

There are some things even the internet shouldn't see. - pixielemonade

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Submitted by glisted on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 12:55am.

You all are hilarious.

Submitted by lemons358 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:26pm.

I found a great dating site ____ http://www.wealthyfish.com ___where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I want to share with you and hope you find your perfect match.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:10pm.

OMG I double posted. I never do that.

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:09pm.

There are some things even the internet shouldn't see. - pixielemonade
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LOL! Trudat.

Congrats funny hos!

This was a great thread overall tho too:)

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Submitted by ferris3556 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:39am.

OMG! I feel like a celebrity! Quick, make a real post about me. hahaha Thanks so much for picking me. Much love to dlisted!

Sarah W. Indy IN

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Submitted by Cindy Salerno on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:21am.

Hilarious. I laughed so loud at all these captains. #1 was great though since I'm a Tony Romo fan.

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Submitted by atlantapug on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:11am.

Thanks MK! You made my day *sniff*.
Congrats to all my fellow runner-ups, ferris3556... genius!

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:00am.

Yay! Congrats to everyone! Is it sad that this has made my entire day, even though I'm last runner up? I don't care, I'm telling everyone. Someone fetch me a phone, I'm calling my mother!

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Haha, pixie - I posted the link on my Facebook page. Only one of my friends responded...I recently found out she was a Dlisted slut, too (but she never posts here). It was awesome.

Submitted by pixielemonade on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:58am.

Yay! Congrats to everyone! Is it sad that this has made my entire day, even though I'm last runner up? I don't care, I'm telling everyone. Someone fetch me a phone, I'm calling my mother!

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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:36am.

Very funny! Good job!

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:09am.

Hilarious ferris3556!!! Congrats winners!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:33am.

Anyone? Anyone? Ahh, Ferris3556! LOL Congrats!
WTG, Atlantapug, Disraeli Ears and Pixielemonade!!
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:11am.

Congrats, you funny effers!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:58am.

ferris3556 congrats!
Great job to all the winners!
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:09am.

Well done, ferris3556! And congrats to my fellow runners-up!

Thanks to all for enjoying them.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:07am.

Hahahaha ferris3556! Congrats. atlantapug, Disraeli Ears, and pixielemonade.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:02am.

Hehehehe! Congrats! x

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:52am.

Congrats ferris3556!! WTG atlantapug, Disraeli Ears, and pixielemonade!

Nothing standard about your caps...ba dum bum.

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Submitted by La La deVil on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:52am.

Way to go everyone! Disraeli Ears is my fave one.

Submitted by tastycar on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:37am.

It's nice to see Zsa Zsa and Eva in their heyday.

Submitted by phreakshow on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:47am.

World's first siamese triplets celebrate another birthday with a make-over party

Submitted by phreakshow on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:43am.

On his 50th birthday Jon finally lived up to his high school yearbook award - "guy most likely to have a threesome" -

Submitted by shmusername on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:28am.

Think of the kids, Jon. Do you really need to invite the paparrazi every time you're out partying with some hot bitches?

Submitted by becksmoll on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:11am.

Afterthe arrest, Mark McLeod moved on from Miley, and found the Olsen twins much more friendly

Becks

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Submitted by KT on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 3:17am.

We all knew Mariah and Nick wouldn't last long. 20 years later, she took a picture on her 60th birthday of her husband and her dogs.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

Submitted by billy5276 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:43am.

Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures? - Eminem

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:18am.

Mariah, be SURE to be home before MIDNIGHT - or all of the ingredients for making YOU will go back to their original forms.

Submitted by vicartricker on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:07am.

The Hilton sisters were dog-tired after a night of hardcore partying.

Submitted by Stumpy on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:02am.

Fluff daddy

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Submitted by lucyking1877 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:58am.

I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Submitted by AndiiLaBelle on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:35pm.

Now we REALLY know what went down at Mariah Carey's anniversary party!

Submitted by bikini bottom u... on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:32pm.

The dogs were disappointed as they thought that Bob said it was a 'Hello Pussy' Party, not a 'Hello Kitty' Party...

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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:32pm.

You had me at "hello," Kitty.

Submitted by bikini bottom u... on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:28pm.

And the Academy Award for Best Reenactment of A Motion Picture goes to...Dog Day Afternoon.

Submitted by etherealfiend on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:19pm.

No one could talk about the pink elephant in the room because they were sitting on it.

Submitted by Sazy on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:15pm.

When Uncle John bragged he was bringing two french bitches to the party, no one took him seriously.

Submitted by Sazy on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:15pm.

When Uncle John bragged he was bringing two french bitches to the party, no one took him seriously.

Submitted by Sazy on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:15pm.

When Uncle John bragged he was bringing two french bitches to the party, no one took him seriously.

Submitted by Sinew Jack on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:27pm.

Finally getting a sign, Bob liked where this party was headed.

Submitted by tophat on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:05pm.

eduksionjunkie

lindsey lohan has decided to give up the bitches.

Submitted by my.life.rocks on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:04pm.

Welcome to PeeWee's Playhouse...

Submitted by uncgpc on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:55pm.

Now we know where Uncle Jesse and the Olsen twins were during that reunion........

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Submitted by ednamillion on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:47pm.

"...and then that bitch Mowgli had the nerve to bring tuna casserole when I distinctly said tuna salad..."

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Submitted by Waka Baka on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:41pm.

Well slap my ass and call me a donkey! Just last night I was wondering when the photos of Jack Nicholson with Paris and Nicky Hilton on the casting couch for the re-make of One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest were going to surface.

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Pass me yo Stella and fries.

Submitted by Jenafree on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:36pm.

Design courtesy of Bobby Trendy

Submitted by A-10 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:36pm.

Thirty years later, Jon Gosselin is still trying to party with much-younger blondes.

Submitted by bitchdujour on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:35pm.

Doggie get a bone

Submitted by Mr. Bubble on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:33pm.

Hoochie... poochie... what's the difference?

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:33pm.

Fi-fi, foo-foo & fuckface's 34th triplet b-day celebration!
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Submitted by ayymee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:24pm.

Brit Brit sneakily put her leftover vicodin in last night's GRITS, and it worked!! She was able to convince SJP and JJ to dress up like their *missing* brother LONDON, all while Papa Spears took a nap and didnt feel her strap on a party hat for the tea (double frapp) party in her head!

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