It Came From The Swamp.....
Okay, just because Brit Brit's weave looks like something a plumber would pull out of the Abominable Snowman's shower drain doesn't mean she's going to run off in a crazy haze and take a clipper to her head. Although, maybe someone should probably take a clipper to her head. Because that weave is looking like it's about to be picked up by the ASPCA and taken down to headquarters where they will shampoo it, dematt it, feed it and put up for adoption. Kate Gosselin will adopt it, because her possum head needs a love interest.
Here's Brit Brit buying stuff in Los Angeles yesterday. While she was shopping, she got a ticket. No, it wasn't a parking ticket. It was a citation for weave cruelty. Brit seemed happy about it (it's the meds).
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Did Michael have to be the one who died?!
can't believe with all that money you don't have a stylist 24/7, cuz bitch needs it.
Before mental crash she'd already proven that she has dress sense of blind and mentally challenged monkey, but I'd thought somebody would have pointed out to her that it is important for her to look decent.
that hair...wtf! the junkie in my back alley even takes better care of hers
I can't believe this trailer park rodent packs them in to see her.
Her back looks crazy in that picture, and with all that money she spent on the extensions, why on earth do they look like that?
And when you wear those upper arm bracelets and your arm has a fat muffin around it, it's time to take it off and wear it as a bangle.That one picture with the hat, she looks like she is on alot of prescription pills, bitch looks ripped the fuck up. What a mess.
if she is this slopy in the public can u imagine what a mess she is at home. Nomal women in the city do not go out looking like a trash adn she has all the cash. It has to be mental for sure.
Ding Dang. Calling Daddy Spears - are you on vacation or what??? Now why on earth would she go out looking like that, it's not like us regulars who go to 7-11 in pink sweats and orange tanks after a hangover, we don't have 1,000 of paps following us around. Up those meds Brit Brit.
Looks like she is celebrating getting a ticket. But seriously she has been touring for 7 months now , it is understandable she looks tired. She starts the second leg of her tour next Thursday.
I think shitney should just step away from the extensions with her hands behind her head.. and rock a short do for a while.. less maintenance (cause we know she's not into spending time on her appearance).. bleach blonde.. i think that would look totally hot.
BTW.. I was surfing the channels the other day and 'Crossroads' was on.. the acting and the plot made me have to think of reasons to refrain from gouging out my eyes and stick knives in my ears.. but man, britney was just glowing back then! I forgot how beautiful she really was at one time.
I'm waiting for the baby shoe on the rearview mirror.......
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O that picture from the dressing room...that makes me weepy for the old days:(
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:19am.
Hey Britney, You can AFFORD MORE HAIR!
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I think the problem is that she never let it grow out properly. She had heavy weaves in it from the time it was an inch long. I think she doesn't have enough hair to attach weaves too. I'm sure she's got bald patches. What she really, really needs to do is leave it alone for a year. Let the hair not be afraid to grow on her head for the torture it might endure....
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Hey Britney, You can AFFORD MORE HAIR!
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Britshit needs to stop with the crazy teasing, she's just effing with the public now. Glimpses of insanity here & there but no full-on midnight shopping sprees or the like. She's working the paparazzi into a frenzy. Think of this as pap foreplay. I hope she has her stash of plastic punkins ready!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
So she's off the stabilisers and back to Crazyville? Marvellous, must stock up on the popcorn though.
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Did birds attack her hair? So unwashed and greasy, but the fried sausage herself probably thinks it's a sexay bed-head or something. When even Amy Winehouse looks more groomed, it's time to shower, no?
Maybe the only way her peeps get her to clean up is to drive her through the carwash, waxing and all.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:27pm.
people with fleshy arms should never wear bracelets around their upper arms. it looks gross.
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people with fleshy arms should never wear bracelets around their upper arms. it looks gross.
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I'm sick of these over-sized 70's sunglasses. Her Down-Syndrome slant eyes. The sodium bloated flesh. The lack of singing talent or dancing skills. Her cunt nugget kids looked retarded.
Gahhhh
Britney, just a few steps before you leave the house
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Wash your face of yesterday's makeup, a touch of lipgloss, and a bit of mascara, without the mascara her eyes droop too much, she NEEDS it.
Then run a brush through the hair, and just put it in a simple pony. Easy.
Then instead of grabbing anything and running out the door, put on jeans and a t-shirt, seriously you don't even need the bra.
This is what a normal person just going to the gas station in the car would do. Very very minimal. Try it!
No floppy hats and sunglasses too, you have too many.
Can't her assistant tell her any of this?
She has MONEY.
Gosh, I can't wait til she gets back out on tour, because it's the only time she doesn't walk around store to store all alone. It's like she doesn't know what to do with herself.
Wtf??!! whoever is responsible for this hair should be shot
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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She's baaaack. You can take the girl outta the trailer but you caint take the trailer outta the girl!
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I can't talk b/c I'm no ravishing beauty when I crawl out of bed (which is where she looks like she came from), but she could at least wipe the smudged day-old mascara from her eyes and run a comb (or some Raid) through her hair.
As someone else mentioned, she just looks like a sloppy person by nature. And check out the lovely sun-damage splotch on the back of the right arm! Homegirl needs to hit up the Rite-Aid for some Banana Boat, stat!
She looks CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZY! Its like the good old days of last year. Ahhh, the good ye olde days...
I know a thing or two about hair and this is an alarming trend...THE REVERSE MULLET. The type of person to wear this hairstyle is 1. A floozy who doesn't care how she makes her billions 2. A mother who does not give a shit about her kids 3. Can cry her way out of any situation and finally 4. Her hair reflects her current feelings about her status and how she got there. Let's recap... The reverse mullet: whores who fucked to the top, neglects their kids, thinks the public owes them and she knows better. I'm talkin' about you too, Kate Gosselin.....
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:46pm.
Seriously! If she can't keep her nasty, nail-chewed hands out of her weave, then why bother getting it done?
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Ahaha, Brit-shit is so fat, check out the rolls on her arms & her back, so gross & disgusting! I don't even want to get into the hair issue at this point, lol!
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Cannot Brit-shit afford better hairstylist, fer Christ sakes?? I've seen better hair-mats on my himalyan cat, truth be told. OOOOggghhhhhppppffftttt!!!!!
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 6:15pm.
Say what you will about Ken Paves, but his clients don't ever walk around looking like a rabid animal clawed at and then died on their head.
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Wait, isn't Ken Paves responsible for this shit?
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I'm no Paves fan, but he isn't responsible for his clients after they walk out the door, and back into their own grooming habits.
Shitney's on a break from her tour, and she's so simple, that shopping is what she does when she's not shaking her ass on a stage. Shopping, clubbing, tanning.
Notice how she isn't trotting out the props, I mean kids, for photo ops now? The tickets are sold, she's making her money, so she can forego the "mommy" act.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
In pic #3, she looks like a mad chimp-women, aged 53 years old, LOl!!
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Shit-shit never was and never will be sexay....girl, it is time to give it up, once and for all. Oh wait, I forgot, beotch has no dignity whatsoever - lost cause, bwahahahaha!! Just shave that thang & be done with it, already!
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This is Shitney in her true form. Floppy, unsupervised udders akimbo, dirty ratty hair, yesterday's make-up on her face, wearing something she pulled out of a pile on the floor of her room-shopping. I'm surprised her right arm hasn't turned blue from that awful bracelet cutting off the circulation.
She is The Ugly American popstar.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
David Spade had better hair in Meet Joe Dirt.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:44pm.
she probably got 10 black chokers while she was at it.
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:09pm.
the size of the forehead has definitely increased over the years. tragedy all around.
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I thought that was Dawg the Bounty Hunter!!!! Dayum!
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Bitch has gone (toilet) bat shit crazy as a (handle flash) shithouse rat again...Mark my words...As sad as it is, this bitch do need herself a good Frances Farmering...Aint no other way...Just ain't no other way...
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 8:20pm.
I'm glad Brit's been able to clean up mentally, but my gosh, is she capable of looking put together just once? The hair's always ratty, the makeup is always smudged, the clothes are ill-fitting and that arm band bracelet is doing her no favors (those things can make an anorexic's arms look squishy).
I think she's just a really messy person.
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I'm glad Brit's been able to clean up mentally, but my gosh, is she capable of looking put together just once? The hair's always ratty, the makeup is always smudged, the clothes are ill-fitting and that arm band bracelet is doing her no favors (those things can make an anorexic's arms look squishy).
I think she's just a really messy person.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:44pm.
Bet you a bag of pork chitlins that she's also wearing a gold anklet as well. Looks like Brit Brit went on a Claire's Boutique shopping spree.
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naw can't have been claires. she's not wearing a tiara or a feather boa.
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Stupid empty headed vacant look.. check. Hair looking like a possum family has taken up residence... check. Super thick tree trunk thighs... check. Kids mysteriously missing, since she can't be bothered to take care of them... check.
Yup, it's SLUTney...
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Submitted by skeptical at best on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 4:53pm.
yes, the arm band is SOOOO late 90s.
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Bet you a bag of pork chitlins that she's also wearing a gold anklet as well. Looks like Brit Brit went on a Claire's Boutique shopping spree.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:07pm.
Wow. I thought the main pic was the back of Vince Neil's head!!
Before I read the post I was wondering which 80's glam rocker has been that was in the pic. LOL @ all the Dog and wrestler references. I guess they all have similar, trashy looks.
anything bad ive thought and wanted to type has been said already. sigh
but i bless every day that my daughters have brains and will never look like that.OY.
is it me or does she look like she's going bald? look at her forehead, there's no 'definite' edges...just kinda of goes back...far.
I thought that was going to be some old wrestler or Mickey Rourke.... sorry Brit.... that is BAD. :(
The average semi-attractive woman looks 1000% better than Britney Spears. WTF is up...? This shit is sad! She really does look dirty and unkempt. Every since she lost her mind and started doing drugs her ability to maintain her appearance and looks vanished!! How the fuck does that happen. I hate to say this but I think Lindsay Lohan looks better even in her highly drug abused state. o.0
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