Wednesday, August 12th 2009
One Of The Kardashians Is Going To Reproduce!
Oh, well fuck. One of those Kardashian hos went and got themselves knocked up! E!'s Marc Malkin is saying that Kourtney "The Other One" Kardashian has a BABY!!!! growing in her womb. The father is apparently Khloe Kardashian. I told that bitch to pull out! No, the father is really Claire Cruise. Joking again! Apparently, Kourtney isn't saying who the father is. Probably because she doesn't know. Call Maury!
A few days ago, E! asked her if she was back with her ex-boyfriend Scott, she said, "You're going to have to see on the show." Coincidentally, Kourtney's reality show debuts on E! this weekend.
Yeah, Kourtney should name her baby "Ratings Ploy Kardashian."
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I read this and thought, "Hhhhm. Who will be a better mother. Her or Brittney Spears"
Then I realized even Brittney Spears atleast had SOME ammount of success to her life.
And to think I used to like her. Ewww - those 'lady flaps' ** vomit, wipe, vomit, wipe . . . **
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Just read the post from MK stating her douche bag ex is the father. WHY???????? She'd better off having Khloe has the father. LOL!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Anyone over 25 and in love who says that they don't want a baby is FULL OF SHIT! Period.
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You have got to be kidding me! You cannot be serious.
NOT knocking unwed/single moms but damn, WHY do these celeb types think that having a baby is a piece of cake?
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When you have nannies and cooks etc it is a piece of cake. You get the kid out ONLY when the cameras are on and than you hand the kid to the nanny(mommy 2). Other than that the kids are accessories to these parents. Than their kids will also going to acting as well.
"The father is apparently Khloe Kardashian." MK
LOL....This is why I love your site MK. I don't know how many times I've read something here that has literally made me LOL, not just writing it as most bitches do but actually burst out with good laugh. Keep up the good work dud. I know this should be on an Open Post but....bite me bitches too bad.
These Kardashian "women" all act like a bunch of stupid 15 year olds. I really feel for that baby. It doesn't have a chance in hell. Hopefully it will rebel and become a rocket scientist.
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W/ that genetic gene pool there is no chance of being a scientist of any sort. All we can hope for is well ........................ really nothing. Well if it is a girl it does not marry one Brittany's kids and have a reality show.
Yup. I agree. Those are some thunderous hips she has going there.
Hey, she's getting up there, the big 30 is a good time to start bumping for babies. It's a fucking drag when you wait later. I'm 39 and I'm exhausted with this pregnancy.
Needed to do this sooner not later.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
NOT knocking unwed/single moms but damn, WHY do these celeb types think that having a baby is a piece of cake?
-waking up-"Ahh, what a glorious morning! I think I shall become impregnated today!"- rings servant bell- curtain closes.
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Submitted by justice on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:33am.
As so beautifully stated by IDLYITW some time ago:
"Only in America can you build a career out of falling out of the same vagina as your sister with a giant ass who starred in a purposefully leaked sex tape".
Amen.
* and a terrible sex tape at that.
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Dont forget also having a father who got a not guilty verdict for a man who stabbed the mother of his kids to death & her companion as well and having a stepfather who is former Gold Medal Olympian plastic surgery disaster.
America... the beautiful..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Since these Kardashian cave women do have some major birthin' hips, it's no surprise they're using this little "talent" they've got.
But they'd be better off pushing daisies than babies though.
That is so EWWW.
shouldn't she know better than a teen who wants a baby to be a baby friend? it's not okay to have a baby for ratings.
ALL of the kardashians are jokes. they have zero talent and do nothing to deserve the life they have. do people remember that this skank's father was the one who got OJ simpson off for murder? so other than their BS "reality show" they're living off their dead father's blood money. disgusting.
and yeah, she probably isn't saying who the father is because she probably doesn't even know.
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As so beautifully stated by IDLYITW some time ago:
"Only in America can you build a career out of falling out of the same vagina as your sister with a giant ass who starred in a purposefully leaked sex tape".
Amen.
* and a terrible sex tape at that.
--thanks awfully--
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oh christ no, i was hoping it would be kholoe! so we could be blessed with more sasquatches with middle parts (hair thing), booo! isn't this the kardashian ho who had all those trust issues with her man? i still stick to this- I HEART KHLOE!!!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
she'll give birth to a tribble...
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Either Scott or she honestly doesn't know who the father is since the whole KKK clan are a bunch of tramps. I think on one episode she forgot to take the pill and got a pregnancy test at the gyno's.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 6:51pm.
well on the other hand of the sasquatch baby there might be a cliffhanger of this show where she starts to "get cramps" and is RUSHED to the hospital...maybe "miscarriage" can be the season 2 opener ?
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That would be completely deplorable, and for these famewhoring Kardashian twunts, not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Or:
Klammy
Kocksucker
Knapsack
Klap
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Submitted by RR Fields on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 8:19pm
I agree those be some fucking BIRTHING HIPS.
If she is with her ex Scott she's an idiot. Didn't he cheat on her a bunch of times on that show? Plus she went all crazy following him and throwing his clothes out. That's not someone you can't to get with. an't even trust him (plus doesn't he live in NYC) and you're going to have kids. Yikes.
Their mom is cool and all but if that's how they're going to raise that kid I feel sorry for it. It will be wearing makeup at 5 and working a stripper pole at 9.
I've never seen Kourtney look more beautiful; I love her and her entire family...
*ringing bell* ... and a media whore gets it's wings
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yeah, fuck it!"
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 8:25pm.
I'm not sure about the baby's name, but this is what the baby's cry
will sound like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVXJ3hQrPo
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Chewy baby, ahaha perfect!!
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I'm not sure about the baby's name, but this is what the baby's cry
will sound like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVXJ3hQrPo
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The Ghetto
Those hips are perfect for breeding
we can't forget:
KOKO
How about....
Krusty
Kreepy
Kong
Krypton
Ka-Ka
my vote is for klimaxxx kilamanjaro personally
Some names:
Kash
Krafty
Konniving
Klimaxx
Kilamanjaro
Kangaroo
Kitty Kazam
Ku Klux Klan
Kaboom (the dad is Billy Mays)
Klinkklanklunk
Kernal Klink
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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@Mike... I would actually prefer Sara Palin would disapear from the face of the earth and take this Idiot with her.(EH that is , well and all the Kardashians too)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
SORRY !!! DOUBLE POST
i at least want to be stable (mentally/financially) IF and when i have ONE (only one) child...i do not lose it when my husband sticks his dick in me...not all of us start drooling when we see baby stuff (yes it;s cute but it doesn't make me go have sex)...and actually since the world will hit the 7 billion people mark early 2010, i think it is more thoughtful the people who don't (fuck you octo-mom)
i at least want to be stable (mentally/financially) IF and when i have ONE (only one) child...i do not lose it when my husband sticks his dick in me...not all of us start drooling when we see baby stuff (yes it;s cute but it doesn't make me go have sex)...and actually since the world will hit the 7 billion people mark early 2010, i think it is more thoughtful the people who don't (fuck you octo-mom)
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Anyone over 25 and in love who says that they don't want a baby is FULL OF SHIT! Period.
Everytime you write something I lose IQ points, whether I read it or not.
Y'all complain when Sarah Palin is in the public eye being stupid, and you complain when she's out of the public eye and trolling on dlisted. There's just no pleasing you people!!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Anyone over 25 and in love who says that they don't want a baby is FULL OF SHIT! Period.
Everytime you write something I lose IQ points, whether I read it or not.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:30pm.
Anyone over 25 and in love who says that they don't want a baby is FULL OF SHIT! Period.
Uh, no. I am *way* over 25, have been married for 12 years, and I have NEVER wanted a baby.
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if ever there was an argument for forced sterilization... ^
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
I don't understand why these people are famous. Only their father did something somewhat noteworthy. Is it merely because of Kim's sex tape and why did that even pick up media attention?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
well on the other hand of the sasquatch baby there might be a cliffhanger of this show where she starts to "get cramps" and is RUSHED to the hospital...maybe "miscarriage" can be the season 2 opener ?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:33pm.
Not every woman feels the need to have a child. In love or not.
Period.
Thank you ME, would you tell that to my Mother please?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I know you bitches were missing me a lot so , i decided to stop by tonite for a little bit.
*opens bottle of wine*
On topic, someone need to kill her now, before is too late.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I'll bet the number of baby Sasquatch reportings will soar.
Famewhoring is in these losers' DNA, so if the story is true, look for the kid to have a deal on E! in a few years.
Perhaps Seacrest produced something besides a reality show...HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Sperm Whale!
Is that the drunk sasquatch one?
she'll have a great story to tell her 17 toed sasquatch child about how he was brought into this shithole world...she should start the baby book now...
I'd fuck that one but Kim and the yeti... no fuckin' way!