Thursday, August 13th 2009
Hannah Montana's Cherries: Available Everywhere!
And I bet you didn't know she had more than one! Seriously, Disney is the wrongest wrong of all the wrongs. Chris Hansen needs them to put down that iced tea and have a seat....
In future news, Hannah Montana's red cherries have sold out! The entire stock was bought by a man named Mark McLeod-Cyrus.
(Thanks Susan)
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Well photoshop or not, this is something Disney would totally do. Next up they'll have mini stripper poles for sale, maybe Noah can have her picture on those.
Ha! Here's a new take:
Hannah Montana Is Totally Vanilla, Though.
Young woman: She's a gay prostitute!
Friend: Who told you that?
Young woman: Everyone and her mother knows Miley Cyrus is a gay prostitute! Look at her!
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BritPics
I will never understand how this funny looking bitch who sings nasally and has bad teeth got so popular?
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went grocery shopping last nite and this ho was on so many different products of food, I couldnt believe it, even if it was something I loved and wanted I would refuse to buy just cause her freaking mug is on it. Insane. This bitch is making dough better than Dunkin Donuts.
My guess is now that it is 50/50. I am wondering how many people are looking for these cherries at Super*Walmart right the fuck now thanks to this post. That is not a slam because I totally love Super*Walmart. Just the same as all ya'll bitches. Happy Hunting, ya'll dumb ass idiots.
Oh. Maybe everyone gets it and I jumped the gun. That can happen sometimes. .... Anyway... yeah.
Sheep. Sheep and idiots. But yeah, you guys are all totally right, this is an outrage! PHOTOSHOP AWARD!
And dude just keeps sitting back laughin' at all ya'll mofos.
Nice PhotoShop award.
Sure kids need to eat more fruits and vegetables but this is just wrong
Her daddy popped that thing years ago, never even had a chance to get juicy and ripe.
But seriously, (Thanks Susan)
http://lulubugjewelry.blogspot.com/
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5868807
makes some really original and cool stuff!!! Thanks MK there goes my paycheck.
Really???
I vote Hannah Montanas cherry has been oficially popped.
Submitted by Bare Naked Lady on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:17am.
What annoys me about this is that Disney and her parents try to act like it's all innocent when they are very much aware of what they're doing.
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They have to be. Just like the jizz fist/asshole thing. There's NO way stuff like this goes past teams of marketing professionals and no one says: "Hey...there is a funny connotation here"...they see it. They say "Hell yeah! That's perfect! No one can deny their sexual urges"...
But here is my question: If that still works then where is the problem, really? I mean - shouldn't the general public be advanced enough the sexual connotation would be LESS likely to sell just because we find it so offensive....?
It's bizarre. When I read here - I can't imagine who might still be buying this shit.
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Why yes, you can now pop her cherry over and over again! Now why didn't they think of this when Britney was still jailbait & pretending to be a virgin?
Someone is not thinking in the advertising department, or maybe they are.
PERVERTS!
Holy inappropriateness. What the eff?
What annoys me about this is that Disney and her parents try to act like it's all innocent when they are very much aware of what they're doing. If they would at least own it, then I'd have more respect for them.
Please, Miley cherry was popped when she was dating the underwear model. She is far from a virgin.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:04am.
She's 5 and was bugging me to let her watch the show because the future slut in her class watches it.
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isn't is scary how you really CAN pick out the 'future sluts'?
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Have ya'll (not making fun of HM, I'm from Texas) seen the Miley Cyrus/Max Azria collection commercials? Looks like crap and is available at Wal-Mart. Well, maybe it just looks like crap because she's the model...
Porn countdown...
This little twat is NOT a role model: she's a vapid whoa.
And her Dad is a typical stage-dad a la Joe Simpson. Disgusting.
Submitted by DiamondDawg: "Are there Hannah Montana underwears yet?"
Probably. My daughter has Hannah Montana pajamas. They are 100% polyester. My mother sent them to her and she likes them. What can I say? You pick your battles.
She's 5 and was bugging me to let her watch the show because the future slut in her class watches it. I said sure. Five minutes later declared it dumb and went to play something wholesome.
Wow. Just wow.
TO teach them right from wrong. Today's lesson is in "WRONG!"
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Trudat!
Jonas Brothers Buns
Vanessa Hudgens disposable camerasor bras
Zac Efron hair gel
Raven Simone eyebrow kits
Shia Lebeouf douches
Chrsitina Aguilera make up remover
Disney past and present..... the list goes on and on!
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Hannah Montana Sausage....someone call Jimmy Dean to get this going pronto.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Pop!
LMAO
Disney's Garden of Whores
Did this package not make it through PR at Disney?
At my grocery store, they have Sponge Bob Square Pants Mini-Cucumbers....W.T.F.?!?!
Maybe it's a ploy to get kids to eat veggies but I don't fucking get it.
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Now see I get that one because Spongebob lives in the sea and there are sea cucumbers; just like I make crabby patties.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:09am.
I thought this was going to be one of those weird foreign products like the Jennifer Aniston fishnets or part of the dollar store celeb rip off packaging thing. I cant believe its legitimate Disney.
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*adds "go to Dollar Store" to list of things to do today*
mmmm cherries
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Zanna- LOL!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:33am.
Knowing how stupid Miley and her parents are...I bet they think KY Jelly is something you put on toast
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Ackshually, I kinda think if you can figure out a way to make bajillions of dollars off your kids , you might be kinda smart...
But then, Miley *could* be the next Britney with the crazies.
I mean, for sale in the mass market?
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Are there Hannah Montana underwears yet?
Knowing how stupid Miley and her parents are...I bet they think KY Jelly is something you put on toast.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
*rubbing sleep out of my eyes*
*reading post*
*blink... blinkblink*
*heading right the fuck back to bed to hide under my covers and weep silently for the future*
Who gives a shit if a girl still has her cherry, I just want to play with the box it came in.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:02am.
Do they do Jonas Brothers and Susan Doyle cherries, too?
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Silly. Cherry brands are reserved for Vestal Virgin types, i.e., girls under 18, but this particular bag is rotten!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:17am.
I guess it is better than Hannah Montana cucumbers?!
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At my grocery store, they have Sponge Bob Square Pants Mini-Cucumbers....W.T.F.?!?!
Maybe it's a ploy to get kids to eat veggies but I don't fucking get it.
Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:15am.
Moments like this make me wonder why the eff did I bring children in this world.
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TO teach them right from wrong. Today's lesson is in "WRONG!"
I guess it is better than Hannah Montana cucumbers?!
Moments like this make me wonder why the eff did I bring children in this world. Damn bio clock!!!!
Are they not just cherries put in a Disney bag?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I'd eat her cherry. And by cherry, I mean hymen.
What's next? Hannah Montana Bananas....you can draw your own conclusions.
Disney has really gone straight to hell.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
This has to be the funniest post ever. I can't stop laughing...
Although I thought the girls always made frozen margs...no?
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