Thursday, August 13th 2009
Ginger Is In Lust
This is a video of a hot bitch named Ginger licking on a sessy blonde while a tattooed hunk bites on another sessy blonde. No, this is not a little morning orgy porn, this is a clip from a Canadian news show of a dog adoption segment which....well....went to the dogs. All I can say is that at least there wasn't any lipstick involved. Well, except for the lipstick that Ginger licked off the blonde. It's just a little G-rated bestiality!
But the best part is the punchline at the 3:36 mark. Pretty much sums it all up.
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snowpiece you dumbass... the answer is no. And it's a Scottish accent.
This is from our local Vancouver news yesterday ... and just to follow up, this morning on the news they said they've had dozens of calls to adopt both the dogs and are interviewing families this week and are expecting that both dogs will be in new homes by the end of next week.
My fave part is when Ginger decides she's just a big lap dog.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Bunny, this is why I like cats a bit more than dogs.
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I'm tearing up from laughter...best clip I've seen in a looong time!!
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this is why is why I like dogs a bit more than cats :)
If my house was big enough...they'd both have a home.<3
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:17am.
How embarrassing.
My Apologies for my province. And that hair.
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LOL! I was totally thinking that. O, BC...THAT's why they look like that! LOL....
And CRAZY! Ontarians don't gotta apologize for nothing! We perfect, dontcha know?!
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The anchor name is : Randene Neill
Bio:
http://www.globaltvbc.com/personalities/Randene+Neill/766891/story.html
This is a daily segment on the noon news where the SPCA shows off animals (mostly dogs) available for adoption. And Surrey jokes are just as old as Valley girl jokes!
Global News is always trying to stir shit up. Karma.
Bish looks like she just had an orgasm at 1:18
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Bottom-feeder.
Bahahahaha!
EEG don't apologize! Only if you live in Ontario you should be apologizing! Bahahahahahaha!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Blondie must have had a case of the bad breffs because most dogs I know love morning breath.
They go nuts like Ginger.
this is 10 times funnier because this is my local news - what a fluke! if only there were more people from here.. we could make some great surrey jokes!
For all of us dog lovers on Dlisted (and I know there are a lot) this clip made my day. It was so funny, I was crying. Love those crazy dogs! As a dog mom of 2 shelter dogs, this just reminds me of the fact that there are so many puppies out there to love!
LOL, awwwww, that was great. I would totally adopt those dogs. So loving and adorable!
lol @ snowpiece. I think you're joking, but just in case you're not, they're are a ton of people who emigrated from britain to canada.
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
Yet another reason why I prefer Cats.
LOL!
Jatt!
EEG: Jai ho!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
No Snowy, and Surrey has the largest gang and east indian pop outside of Mumbai.
Truly strange.But that is Global for you.
Wow, those darn pitbulls sure are vicious things aren't they?? LOL.
EEG do you have a Britishy accent?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
How embarrassing.
My Apologies for my province. And that hair.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:06am.
LOL. MK BROKE DLISTED!!! The whole Mischa post had to go! The pictures got so big her thighs were as big as my living room.
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it looked normal on my computer, but i have no problems with Meshface disappearing from Dlisted!
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Where'd Mischa go? I was just about to cum...god damnit...
LOL. MK BROKE DLISTED!!! The whole Mischa post had to go! The pictures got so big her thighs were as big as my living room. Hilarious. I think MK rilly rilly rilly HATES Mischa.
LOL look at dem middle-aged dumb bitches. Probably never had a man, amirite?
And they talk funny too! Hur! And what's with that metric crap, "eh" (wink wink)?
(Thought I'd get all the ignorant batshit bigotry out there at once for everyone's convenience.)
The armchairs are fug.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:22am.
Probably the most action either woman has seen in a long time.
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Is this real life?
LOL
but WTF kind of shoes was that newscaster wearing!?!??!
also, do Canadians in BC talk all British like that one lady?
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:17am.
What’s up with our animals lately?
*peels dog off leg and pushes squirrel off keyboard*
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I blame Disney!! First they turned the kiddies into sluts, and now our animals!! I swear, if I ever see Bambi dry-humping Thumper, I will quit that b!tch for good!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Why does the lady on the left look like Kate Gossellin (sp? and who cares) to me? Just with more hair o_o
LOL @ C Word --I'm still traumatized from that movie.
"a gingah loves me"
bitch stole mah line!
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Perez is sucking Teddy's lipstick watching this right now.
They're not doing a very good job. They show us two crazy dogs and then say they don't have the number....?
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So much lurrrve! LOL
I'd never let a doggie anywhere near my face though. God knows what they've been licking before...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:21am.
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May be a good idea, O.
*visions of Tippi Hedren running through my head*
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You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.
OMG she looks so much like my puppeh! He was like that too, man. He particularly liked big men in leather....but girl dogs too...;p
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lolllllllllllll
i loved the goofy laughter in the background. and also how they talked about how 'calm' the dog was and then all of a sudden say 'oh this dog is crazy he needs lots of training'
lol way to sell those adoptions. ginger was looking for a little salad action from blondie lolllll.. omg i just grossed myself out.
i will never understand why people love to let dogs lick their face. disgusting
Probably the most action either woman has seen in a long time.
I don't know about you C Word but I think imma stay indoors today.
Is that you Canadian Kate Gosselin?
Ok, I heard the word "nipples" and the phrase "cut the cheese," so my morning is made.
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What’s up with our animals lately?
*peels dog off leg and pushes squirrel off keyboard*
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You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.
Those 2 dogs need to get a room (Ginger & the lady).
Good Morning DListed Pups!
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"OH GET OFF!"
Stupid tee vee hoes.