It Really Is A Beautiful Life
Mischa Barton arrived on the set of her TV show The Beautiful Life in NYC yesterday looking like a mangy cat dragged her out from the gutter in front of some crack house. But to play fair (insert queef here), most of us look like this when we've just rolled off of the bathroom floor we passed out on the night before. I won't even give any mirrors the side-eye in the morning, because I just don't want to deal with watching them dry heave. And Mischa is doing better than me, because at least that bitch has a fag stick in her hole. I should be so lucky!
And Mischa wants to you know that's not cellulite on her legs. NO! Those evil doers Photoshopped it or it's the sun playing tricks on her or it's her thighs weeping at the sight of those fugly ass Regal Beagle diaper shorts.
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Someone better step in and get her some real help.
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that is really sad... get that cig out of your mouth girl... you lookin more beat up than joan rivers
The new poster girl for "look what drugs can do to you"
There is nothing at all attractive about this woman. Holy mac, man! Britney, Amy, Paris, this ho....what is with our attraction to brokedown lookin' women?
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"She reminds me of this friend I used to have who was, as my MIL would say "shanty Irish". As opposed to the "lace curtain" Irish that she happens to be."
Uh, excuse me, that's 'two toilet-lace curtain Irish" to you -says the Shanty Irish. :)
I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
She's like a hundred shades of grossness.
Believed her own hype and slipped on her ego - flat of her face.
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Bitch looks beat.
I need methadone just by looking at her.
She makes Lohan look like Deneuve in comaprison.
cute shoes and bag, how the fuck does someone so thin have cellulite marks like that and at such a young age?
Why does this used tampon wear shorts that show all of her horrid cottage cheese? If she doesn't want people making fun of her nasty, cake-batter legs she shouldn't wear shorts!!!!!!!!
Poor girl looks awful.
It won't be long till we're hearing she's died of an overdose. Nothing is apparently going to wake this girl up.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:01am.
Hell I am shanty Irish and even I don't have that bad of leg cheese.
Also black Irish, whatever that means.
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Black Irish basically means the spaniards conquered your peeps as opposed to the norsemen. Many of the red headed Irish were from the norse conquerers, - just an extremely abridged version:)
OT: Mischa has a creepy bloated looking (not fat, but puffy if that makes sense) body. IT makes her look gross and in no way sexy, no matter what outfit she wears. Katie Holmes has the same body type - no matter how thin body still looks weird somehow. Not sexay
I can't remember the last time that she took a good picture; she seems determined to look like a "just done 30 guys on my shift" street hooker. What a mess...
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And maybe I shouldn't, but I love her clothes. She may look like every other pseudo-hipster twentysomething walking around the East Village, but at least she attempts to be interesting.
Can someone remind Mischa she's not a dime-a-trick street walker? With the size of her bank account there's no need to insult my eyes like this.
Yoohoo, she looks like Charlize Theron in "Monster". LOL.
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I'll bet she smells like a pig's asshole.
ahhahaha damn I even looked better this morning than this hoe. dont ask where I was last night. those shorts are like staying at home on the weekends for use ONLY. arrrrgh. I hate them in public. those are shorts one ONLY ( i repeat) wears inside the house cleaning, chillin, doing laundry. thats all they belong Inside a four wall space.
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gawd dam bitch would you quit fucking wearing clothes that show those fucked up thighs! Have you no sympathy for your fellow mankind?
Misha is the new Lindsay Lohan.
WOW...Looks like our Mischa needs a long weekend at Canyon Ranch.
Suddenly I feel like having Cottage Cheese for lunch.
Jesus Christ! Look at the fucking cellulite on her! DAMN!
I have never, ever figured out why people like this girl - I never watched the OC, either.
She is only moderately attractive, has zero style, and doesn't seem to have much talent. Come to think of it, that's about 50% of Hollywood nowadays.
I guess the " half-drowned possum" look is the newest thing in Hollywood.
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she has the nastiest cankles. ick nast
I could care less about Mischa Barton, the star of this photo gallery and post is the "Regal Beagle" diaper shorts. It's a shame their true beauty is being muted by mopey Mischa. Kudos for being able to bust out a "Regal Beagle" reference in the a.m. Well done!!
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In all fairness, she's shower-fresh in the large pic, but that cig hanging from her lip isn't very "clean and fresh" looking.
The criminal thing is that Mischa's figure could be great so easily.
First, bitch has the access to the trainers, nutritionists and so on.
I know she'd probably not financially stable to pay for the top of the line trainer, but surely she could afford a decent one?
This fucker is also pretty young, which translates in less time to achieve even better results than someone 10 years her senior.
She'd rather take the easy way out to 'fitness' though: Coke, Coffee and Cigarettes, which only works for people with the good genes, because otherwise, you end up looking skinny fat, as Filthybitch said earlier.
ETA: yes, it's possible to have cellulite even when living a healthy lifestyle, but given Mischa's history it looks like it's just laziness.
And regarding her cellulite, that isnt really her fault (although toning up would definitely lessen the appearance).
This chick is gross. Just imagine what she (and her legs) will look like in 10 years. Nasty.
I saw Mischa 2 years ago at a fashion show and couldnt believe how beautiful she was in person. I was literally 2 feet in front of her and let me tell ya, she is (was?) gorgeous. That being said, she was wearing a short dress and it was apparent even then that cankles were going to be in this girls (near) future.
It's such a shame what fame can do to some people. Last night, a friend of mine in the industry summed it up pretty good: "Fuck that. I'd much rather be powerful than famous."
Hell to the yes. Although personally, i'd rather be happy than either (this is where friend and I no longer saw eye to eye :P)
I don't particularly want to defend Mischa Barton, but considering I share the same affliction, I feel the need. You can be thin and have cellulite! It's completely genetic. I am very thin, thinner than Mischa actually, and her height, and I have some cellulite (although not as much as her). I eat no sugar or saturated fat and work out extensively, and it's still there. My mom and sister have the exact same body type as I do. There's no amount of exercise that can completely eliminate it. That's why people who are more pear-shaped end up with eating disorders. I see friends who easily weigh 30-40 pounds more than me who have visibly less cellulite, and they don't work out or watch their diet at all. Mischa may be skinny-fat, but it's through no fault of her own.
mischa ... loose the shorts or wake yr ass up a little earlier and hit the gym.
Hell I am shanty Irish and even I don't have that bad of leg cheese.
Also black Irish, whatever that means.
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Thanks for the skinny fat explanation! It makes sense.
"Regal Beagle diaper shorts"??? OMG, I'm dying.
I kind of feel bad for her with that cellulite. It's partly genetic, but I also think it's partly lifestyle. The trick is to never let yourself get fat enough for it to accumulate. Once the fat gets deposited there, it's impossible to get it out.
That's why my mom was always telling us not to let our guard down about getting fat. You can lose weight, but it destroys your skin.
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How old is this girl?
And how can someone with thin-looking legs have cellulite on them?
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Micha is perfect example of what is meant when someone says a person is "skinny fat".
She's not technically overweight, but she has absolutely NO muscle tone and is flabby. That is from never lifting a finger to do a damn thing, never walking more than 8 feet, and not even standing upright any longer than absolutely necessary.
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Girl looks ROUGH.
She reminds me of this friend I used to have who was, as my MIL would say "shanty Irish". As opposed to the "lace curtain" Irish that she happens to be.
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How old is this girl?
And how can someone with thin-looking legs have cellulite on them?
It pains me to say this, but the faux Hawaiian print on her shorts was a very popular motif back in the late 70's/early 80's.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:41am.
DAMMIT, DAMMIT! My eyes, my eyes, I clicked on to the photo of her legs! Why oh why did I do that! I am a cheap thrill seeker! I think I am nauseous and now slightly sight impaired!
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Shhh...everything will be fine, don't you worry. Just wear this eye cap here from Larry King and you'll be as good as new.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:43am.
FilthyBitch, your avie just reminded me that I was awakened at 3 am by Billy Mays' ghost. The hub crashed on the couch, and one of his awful commercials woke me up, all the way upstairs. Not the hub, though. The guy could sleep through a nuclear war.
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Dat's funny cuz Billy Mays' son is always on twitter talking about seeing his dad in his dreams and talking to him and shit.
3am is primetime for Billy Mays commercials lol
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:15am.
also I will repeat my earlier comment that got deleted, Get that FAG outta my face! I am on Day 10! GO ME!!!
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Congrats, Snowey!
As for Mischa, what can be said that hasn't already been said?
It really is disgusting to see someone waste every opportunity given to them, or not even bother with improving their alleged skills. In her case: look hot and say a few lines or pretend dialogue.
I really want to become a more compassionate human being, but, man, these retarded starlets make this an almost impossible task.
I've always said she has the ugliest legs in Hollywood. Jelly stumps.
Hey Snowy, have you started coughing up gunk yet?
Wow. It ain't easy bein cheesy.