Brad And St. Angie Are OVAH!!!!
Okay, not really, but during Brad Pitt's interview with Ann Curry on Today, she asked him about a quote he gave to Parade Magazine about love being the most important (blah..vommy....blah) thing in the world. Brad said he co-signs his own quote, but added that someday love won't be there. Then he got all Megan Fox-like and said, “The greater the love, the greater the loss."
You know that after he said that, Jennifer Aniston threw down the chocolate sheet cake from Costco she was in the middle of devouring and shouted at her Beanie Babies collection, "HE'Z TALKING ABOUT MEEEE!!!! MEEE! MEEEE!! MEEEEEEEEE!"
Ann also asked Brad about the grassroots movement to get him to run for the Mayor of New Orleans, because of what he's doing to help rebuild the city. Brad joked that if he is chosen as a candidate, he will run on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.
I think that they superglued Ann to the chair for this interview, because I kept waiting for her vag lips to jump out of her pants and smother Brad. I mean, homegirl has a clit boner for him in the worst way. I'm sure it was hard for her to stay focused, because Brad was wearing white and she kept picturing him as her bride walking down the aisle towards her. Truth.
And here's some pictures of Brad working the crowd at the NYC premiere of The Time Traveler's Wife last night. Brad is a producer on the movie. He was also supposed to star in this shit with Jennifer Aniston back in the olden days.
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I do wonder if Meg will give this "aging poorly" Benjamin Button a tumble? Can't wait to find out!
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Um Brian Austin Green? Oh yes, she'd bang Pitt easily.
I'm havin flashbax o tommigirl hamming at his Japanese premiere of Mission Impossible 3.
VommyGirl = epic fail.
I'm digging Brad's ring. The closeup of his right hand shows a ring with an interesting design, which I can't make out. Nice though....
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:21am.
Ughhh, I hate this piece of shit. He is such an arrogant, pretentious bunghole I can't even stand it. That's it...I think I officially hate him more than Saint Angie Ho.
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I agree with the above. Also, DiamondDawg, I thought Jennifer Aniston was negotiated out of Plan B following the divorce? I thought she kept a few of the films, or agreed to star in them, while the company went to BP.
And rest assured we'll be treated to so much more Brad Pitt sound bites about "luuurvvveeee" as the movie opening day draws closer.
It was so funny on the Parade magazine cover he says he believes in taking risks for love and I'm like Armpitt Please! what risks is he taking hes acting like he is crossing a war zone to be with his lover when meanwhile he is just rolling in the grotto with his baby mamma making Ingluorious Basterds and having the thorns in the grass sting his fat a$$. Armpitt's definition of taking a "risk"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:23pm.
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Why the hell can't Today let the Pitt interview be performed by the D Listed Players? Ann Curry is such a suck-up to those freaks you can't help but laugh. They should ban her from doing any more interviews with Brangelina. Bring out Howard Stern and his blunt and in you face type of interviewing. He'll be asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions that Pitt won't want to answer, hell - he was uncomfortable with Curry's kiss ass type of interviewing.
Does he EVER shut up?
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:43pm.
Save me a seat next to you cause you know seats are going to run out on that show! I like EXTRA butter in my popcorn!
You forgot the quote: "Megan and I are soul mates aahhhhhhhh"
and let's not forget all the great photos of Meg dragging him behind. I hope Meg goes for a leash to make herself more edgier then Angie.
I do wonder if Meg will give this "aging poorly" Benjamin Button a tumble? Can't wait to find out!
Quote from Megan last year that I just had to add about religious people that don't believe in gay rights
"and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
hmmm Armpitt is starting to present himself as Mr Fox, Megan had better watch out, Armpitt is going to make a play for her soon, and poor Angie would have given up her body and her career for Mr soon to be Fox. I bet Jennifer Aniston will be laughing so hard and so loud
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Submitted by Creepella on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:31pm.
Shame lol I know people hate Megan Fox and she can be a bit much and overdone some times but even she doesn't deserve the chameleon. But he has started to make the "exit quotes" that he made with Jen with Angie (great love, great loss) etc
But can you imagine all the cheesy quotes Brad will be sharing with the world as Mr Fox
Example: "Love happens, you can't control it (ever)"
"Megan and I share a connection that transcends the metaphysical, with our kids and the planet in general, everything just flows man,"
"Pax, Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, Knox and Vivien and Megan and me are a family that are all blood. Real blood like the kind that flows from veins and when someone suffers a knife wound" Cue an angry knife to come flying through the air as Maddox finally is driven nuts by the cheeseball's insufferable quotes and hot air.
He'll have to get reinked and will probably copy her Marilyn Monroe tattoo. That will be HI-larious.
I'm grabbing pop corn and hoping it will play out since it would be too funny
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Submitted by Creepella on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:11pm.
I wouldn't be surprised if Megan got a call from Plan B productions (thats Brad's production company) to star in a movie with him
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:27pm.
I think hes aiming for Megan Fox since she is the new "it" girl like it or not
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I praayyyyyyy that will happen!
I can only hope that God is taking a "Dlisted break" looking down from the heavens and reading your post!!!!
Submitted by Creepella on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:11pm.
LOL thats true but my personal opinion is that Brad is getting ready to become his next woman since its the only way he'll sell his dud of a movie, his term as Mr Jolie is kinda played out.
I think hes aiming for Megan Fox since she is the new "it" girl like it or not.
Hes started to talk about how much he loves weed and Megan Fox has said in interviews quite publicly that shes a stoner.
Hes also is doing the whole "reject religion thing" and Megan got a lot of flack last year for making comments about religious people being nuts and he probably thinks that since Megan was willing to put up with BAG's kid she won't mind his six Ingluorious Basterds.
He is kinda chanelling Brian Austin Green with the whole beard thing.
Angie had better watch out, the chameleon is looking for his next meal ticket
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Hasn't New Orleans suffered enough?!
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Fuck you Brad Pitt....you are like soooooooo edgy with your stands and like soooooooo forward thinking. 2ex.
Gay marriage-Iowa
Legal Weed- Montana
Iowa & Montana, ground zero for a tolerant civilization. You are so ahead of your time Pitt, You could NEVER get elected with your postions because everyone in america is stoopid and youZ is so smart, fucking asstard.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
he is so beat looking, it's unreal
It's a wrap.. Put a bow on it and give it away.. OMG to say it like that is whoa!!!! he so wants out..he looks so happy whenever he's not in her presence and when they are together he looks off.
Oh and what the fuck is the deal with Ann Curry interview Brad and Angie??? She is the only one to touch the hem of their garment..
Looking at the those premiere pics all I can think is, "drunk again?"
I think Mr. Pitt is hiding in the closet.
Is that Brad or Leisure Suit Larry? Mr. Rourke did it better and looked younger, bitch.
So sick of this mirror kissing couple.
Costco make great cakes! Mmmm Yummy
I got a love jones for your body & your skin tone...
First off, she's old
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For this part she is. But the Armpitt was also set to star in it and he's no spring chicken.
Brad Armpitt could never run for mayor of New Orleans since he is planning to let them and the rest of the us taxpayer cover his publicity stunt since none of those houses he built are FREE. He kept most of the kid pimping out stash he was supposed to donate to buy roles for himself through Plan B productions***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Didn't he have a catholic ceremony when he got married?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by foosrock on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 1:49pm.
He's hotter now he's married to THE Goddess!. Gosh, I would so vote for him.....
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Er, Pitt and Jolie are NOT married.
There is no way that Jennifer Aniston could have started in "The Time Traveller's Wife" First off, she's old, second, she can't act and third I would never believe that someone keeps coming back time after time to fuck her fugly ass self.
Now that's a good reason why they broke up. We don't have to watch them in sucky movies together.
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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:38pm.
When these shitheads do break up, I can already see the "joint statement" they will release...
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I'm very sorry when I say but I highly doubt there will be a statement. These two whoremates will eventually break up but because there is so much money at stake the charade will go on and on.
Movie premiers, fesstivals, whoring kids in public, the usual. Under these circumstances we can only count on one of the kids giving the secret away.
He's hotter now he's married to THE Goddess!. Gosh, I would so vote for him.....
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Can Ann Curry kiss Brad's wrinkled rear any harder?
He was hot when he was married to Jen, now he is just a haggered old man. Doesn't believe in God now? It's OK, some day he will.
Regarding his style, I find it similar to Justin Timberlakes.
They will try everything because they simply do not have a style of their own.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
stoney that's the best summary of anne cunty i ever read. I hate that creepy low/whisper she gets and the fake faces . I can see her practicing her 'serious' face in the mirror every day.
Brad is busted looking and he knows it. Now he wears ridiculous ascots and all white. Fuck me running. And @ daisydaisy on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:33pm."Who knew that retarded hillbilly could become an architect, gay rights activist,"..
I could not agree MORE. So sad he is posing as some expert in architecture. He merely has a INTEREST in it, fine. Nice hobby. But please. I roll my eyes at his pretension. He grew up going to Red Lobster for special occasions(his admission) so yeah.
Disafuckingppear already.
Please.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Submitted by kiv on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:13pm.
yes but they are contributing to our economy. For every orphan they adopt they get to hire 6 nannies, 5 translators, 3 cultural advisors. On top of that scientists get to work overtime to figure out how to save our planet.
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LOL! And just think of all the psychologists they who will be benefitting when these kids get old enough to go to therapy. (Also, think of how happy the publishing industry will be when they are old enough to write tell-alls>)
Chinnifer's SHEET CAKE FROM COSTCO!
OMG! Sooooo true!
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Love ya! :)
Carrie D on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:51am.
HAHAHAHAHA, you Hens (including Michael K) make me laugh. I'm so sure he was talking about X when he said that quote about love. He was just thinking and pondering things, which he tends to do quite frequently.
- OH NO YOU DINT CUNT BAG! DON'T YOU GO PRETENDING YOU KNOW HOW THE BRAD WORKS!
THAT SHIT IS MY BIDNESS!
YOU STICK TO SKELETINA'S RANK LABIA AND KEEP THE FANTASY ISLAND DAYDREAM THAT SHE'S GONNA BE YOUR BFF FOREVAH AND EVAH!!!!
*throws knives at Carrie D.*
*end of Bradiloonie deep end moment*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
He looks like Colonel Freaking Sanders in that off-white suit and pointy beard. Fug me...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac! M.K.
When these shitheads do break up, I can already see the "joint statement" they will release...
I think that the Brange have some deal that they only talk to ass licker Curry. Probably because let's face it if some like us dlisted HENDS were to what kind of questions we'd be asking.
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Hey carrie, I have an honest question. Why was Angie so mean to Ross on that TV show?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wow! We have BOTH Carrie D and twosie on the case.
What a fortune!
I want to punch this guy. Just one real good punch in the mug.
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Who knew that retared hillbilly could become an architect, gay rights activist, father of the year, the hottest man ever born, philanthropist, movie producer and let's not forget the best actor of all times.
How much did he have to pay and whom to win all these titles?
Somebody please tell me that loons are on his payroll too. I feel very uncomfortable knowing that they might be everywhere and losing their shit out of their own free will
Sat next to Brad at dinner at Irene's in New Orleans last Thurs nite---he brought his two sons. He was wearing one of those white caps that I think he wore in Buttons..and a VERY fitted white linen shirt. The only thing that looked hott on him were his jeans--his ass is fiiiiiiiiine. His face, not so much. Kind of disappointed. Thought he'd be more of a glowing, godlike presence in the room. :(
*skipping merrily in a circle around the loons*
OH....MAH....GAH!!!!
See, I knew bringing back The BRADIFUL BITCH would totally help!!!!
TEAM FREE THE BRAD!!!!
*too happeh and doin' happeh dance*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Fuck Ann Curry in the face! Whispering, ass kissing, irritating fake sympathetic face having whore!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Brad looks like some fucking lounge singer from the 70's with that stupid white leasure suit on... where are your tacky white loafers to complete this travesty, you asswipe???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
ITA, Ann Curry is sickening! She is such a kiss ass, igratiating, simpy wimpy fool.
I am SO glad I missed this interview.... I.HATE.ANN.CURRY. She SLOBBERS over every fucking moron she talks to and it's creepy style uncomfortable!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK