Thursday, August 13th 2009
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Hmmm lets see...
• In 2007, conflicting dogfighting activities in 2001.
• In 2004, distributing marijuana.
• In 2005, Sonya Elliott contracted genital herpes from Vick...AKA Ron Mexico
• In 2006 –Obscene gesture at fans
• In 2007 –Vick pleas guilty to "Conspiracy to Travel in Interstate Commerce in Aid of Unlawful Activities and to Sponsor a Dog in an Animal Fighting Venture". In addition, he admitted to providing most of the financing for the operation itself, as well as participating directly in several dog fights in Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina and South Carolina. He also admitted to sharing in the proceeds from these dog fights. He further admitted that he knew his colleagues killed several dogs who didn't perform well enough.
"On August 27, U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson accepted Vick's guilty plea. In the scheduled December 10 sentencing, Vick faced a maximum of five years in prison, a fine of $250,000 and three years of supervised release. Prosecutors asked Hudson to sentence Vick to 12–18 months (the minimum amount possible under federal sentencing guidelines) if Vick cooperated with the government as he had agreed to do in the terms of the original plea agreement. The terms of the plea agreement include a clause in which Vick forfeits his right to appeal any sentence imposed upon him. Though prosecutors asked for a lower-end sentence for Vick, Hudson could still increase the sentence up to the maximum limits; Hudson had in fact informed two co-defendants—Peace and Phillips—that the brutality in killing the dogs warranted exceeding the guidelines in their cases.
A significant portion of the plea agreement involved Vick cooperating with federal authorities pursuing other dog fighting cases as well as a complete allocution on his role in the Bad Newz Kennels, including detailing his role in the killing of dogs after the fights. The allocution proved to be a "sticking point," as both federal prosecutors and FBI agents reported that Vick was giving contradictory statements about how dogs were killed, what his role in the killings were, how many dogs were killed, and other details.[46] According to reporters who spoke to Judge Hudson after the sentencing hearing, Vick's pre-sentencing behavior, especially during an FBI polygraph administered in October 2007 which showed that Vick was being deceptive when asked direct questions about killing dogs, was a factor in selecting the length of the sentence.
Failed drug test while free on bail
While free on bail, Vick tested positive for marijuana in a random drug test. This was a violation of the conditions of his release while awaiting sentencing in federal court for his felony conviction. Vick's positive urine sample was submitted September 13, 2007, according to a document by a federal probation officer that was filed in U.S. District Court on September 26.
As a result, U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson ordered Vick confined to his Hampton, Virginia home[47] between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with electronic monitoring until his court hearing date in December. He also was ordered to submit to random drug testing.
Co-defendant Quanis Phillips was incarcerated earlier after his August 17 plea hearing because he had failed drug tests with monitoring equipment and regulations already in place."
In other words, FUK Michael Vick.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 11:17pm.
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AND 5.something for the 2ND YEAR!!!
are you as pissed as me??? --- SOME people say he paid his dues... let it go........ hmmm
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Deb,
=P
I am actually sick of the NFL.
T.O., Vick, Chad Johnson, Carruth, Stallworth….Any organization that fosters that shit….DONE.
Nitty,
That was the Cliff Note version!
EEG!
Hell no! Vick just signed with the Eagles for $1.6 million for a FUCKING YEAR.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
PS. Nite Deb!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:56pm.
Go to church, or the DEVIL will get you!
I broke a sweat, then immediately felt homesick for MK and the Dlisted whores. I found the exact sign on Flickr:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/1864519913_9ac1053405.jpg?v=0
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OMG You're so lucky|! I had a total DListed pang when I saw this trim, stylin' memaw in the bestest outfit evah! It was like a black track suit but nicely shaped - sporty with a hoodie but the seams were all lined with white and it had rhinestones and shit and a huge CJ on the back. She was HWAT I tellya! But no one flickrd it! O how I wish I had my camera that day!
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Night, Deb. Sleep sweet!
I'm just hangin' on to see if Aunt Bea get's her squirrel avi to work...No, you pree-verts...not her actual squirrel..the pic MK posted this ayem!
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Thanks, Clari! That's just awful, as if she doesn't have enough on her plate, day to day. Will be sending good thoughts her way.
As for Vick...I saw a "preview" of his interview yesterday that's supposed to be coming up this weekend with JB. It was totally sympathetic to him and I told my hub...He's got a deal..NO DOUBT...this is spin in the making and marketing.
Thanks for sharing the info.
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VIck is still not as bad as Terrell Owens! With that, my dears, I must bid you adieu!
Night all, and good thoughts to CTH!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:50pm.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I had checked philly.com and they had NOTHING on this. They're doing it to light a fire under McNabb's ass.
On one hand, I think what Vick did with those poor dogs was unforgivable. But he did pay his debt to society.
Shit, I still think it sucks. I always though Vick should go to your town and be part of the Dog Pound! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought that asshole was barred from playing professionally?
This could be heaven or this could be hell.
Deb,
That fucker Vick just signed with the Eagles!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txeaglesvicksigns&prov=st&type=lgn...
Nitty,
Her mom fell and hurt herself, so Hoff is taking care of her, and being mentally beat by mom and sister....and her son is having trouble because Hoff is spread WAAAAAAAAAAY too thin!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Clarissalina...What up with CTH? I scrolled back, read thru page four...I can't find it.
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Clarisse, Is there something I missed? Donovan McNabb is the Eagles' quarterback. I can't stand Vick either!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
jazz,
you can check out, but you can never leave!!!!1
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
jazzy, you smartass! Why does Clarisse hate the Eagles?
I need to know!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb!
*hangs head*
Sorry love! It is a Vick thing!!! HATES him.
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:21pm.
Oh! ... and FUCK the Eagles!!!
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Fuckin' hell yeah! If I hear Hotel California one more time, I'm going to kill someone.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:21pm.
Oh! AND FUCK Michael Vick and FUCK the Eagles!!!
I could give a rat's about Vick. But I have a problem with the second part. As a lifetime fan of the Birds, thems' fightin' words! ;(
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:59pm.
how long after the expiration date
can i eat potato salad?
like in the container from the supermarket
i dont wanna die
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My theory on expiration dates: If you're drunk enough and it doesn't make you gag to smell it..then it's safe. If you throw up later and feel like shit the next day, and you have to call in sick, then you're not hungover, and the food was bad. Sorry and good luck!
Seriously tho, don't eat it if it's more than 10 days after "purchase by" date...3 days after use by date. Haven't gotten sick yet.
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:59pm.
No later then a week. Mayo spoils real quick in the heat.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:59pm.
God, I hope I'm not too late! DON"T EAT IT!!!!
Just kidding! Up to a week, but it can go south sooner. Smell it. If it smells sour, ditch it. Have a little taste first. If it tastes "off" ditch it, and induce vomiting. JK about the vomiting part. Good luck, kittymuffin!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's 11:15PM in New York...Heidi must be on orgasm number 28 at least.
how long after the expiration date
can i eat potato salad?
like in the container from the supermarket
i dont wanna die
Oh! AND FUCK Michael Vick and FUCK the Eagles!!!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
:(
Coma Caca!!
Luckily, I rarely get headaches, so when I do I cry like a baby about them.
Jazzy!
Two things...
1) You're avie is going to get TV all verklempt!
2) Migraine? White noise, cool cloth and dark!
Farrah!!!
Conga-rats hot stuff!!!
CTH!!!!!!!!
Let me know if you want help or an escape! I imagine that I am not more than 1/2 hour-1 hour away from you!!!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:53pm.
I feel your pain. I get headaches ALL the time. Excedrin works best for me and for the menstrual headache, it's Excedrin Migraine.
Happy to hear Jazzy. I tend to suffer from headaches...good you are feeling better.
Coma Caca!!
New episode of Real Hot Sluts of Atlanta is on. Later, hookahs!
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Finally, my headache is gone. Had it since lunch.
Engaged wow. congrats to them.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:56pm.
Hey whores. I missed you while I was out of town!
I took my Floridian ass to Alabama! HeeHaw Y'all! I even went on the road for the world's longest yard sale. LOL
Anyway, if there are any AL ho's here, you have the most fucked up highway in Birmingham, I thought I was going to have a damn panic attack on I-65 and I drive Malfunction Junction in Tampa all the time!
I saw this billboard sized sign on Hwy 231 that said:
Go to church, or the DEVIL will get you!
I broke a sweat, then immediately felt homesick for MK and the Dlisted whores. I found the exact sign on Flickr:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/1864519913_9ac1053405.jpg?v=0
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Bwhahahaaha. Done the yard sale and saw that same sign. FYI, I didn't instantaneously combust when I flipped it the bird. I'm pretty sure it's cuz God made me in his image tho.
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I am currently living with Mrs. K. (only dlister I have met IRL)
Seriously, Farrah and Thorny just got engaged.
(takes break from work for a bit) I quickly read somewhere some people are hooking up here is this correct? so some people actually know/met other people from Dlisted?
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:54pm.
My vote goes out to CTH for the shittiest week ever.
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JJ, can you prepare an extra room and some strong drinks for CTH?
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The room is prepared for you and EEG, I think CTH needs it more, I WILL howeever start the Mai Tais
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:54pm.
My vote goes out to CTH for the shittiest week ever.
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JJ, can you prepare an extra room and some strong drinks for CTH?
My vote goes out to CTH for the shittiest week ever.
LOLOL I've kittenfied your asses!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
STSU...
i still have 18 years of it...lol
j/k- i love my boys
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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
Hey Chirio and Chef and everybody. sorry this week hasn't been good enough for you guys.is almost over.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
thanks. not thrilledabiut it but it needs to be done
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 7:24pm
Dang, that stinks. Sorry to hear that. :(
my son is getting his tonsils and aednoids removed tomorrow morning and i'm trying not to think about it
:(
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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
hi.
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"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
Just wanted to drop by and say hi/hola/chakalaka boom to everyone. hope all is ok...if not..things will work out somehow(says to self too). its been a hellish wk.
Coma Caca!!
Hey whores. I missed you while I was out of town!
I took my Floridian ass to Alabama! HeeHaw Y'all! I even went on the road for the world's longest yard sale. LOL
Anyway, if there are any AL ho's here, you have the most fucked up highway in Birmingham, I thought I was going to have a damn panic attack on I-65 and I drive Malfunction Junction in Tampa all the time!
I saw this billboard sized sign on Hwy 231 that said:
Go to church, or the DEVIL will get you!
I broke a sweat, then immediately felt homesick for MK and the Dlisted whores. I found the exact sign on Flickr:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/1864519913_9ac1053405.jpg?v=0
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 4:05pm.
My eyes are on fire after birthday shots last night, cant use Visine. Any suggestions?
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Sleep.
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